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mystes
May 31, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

I'm going to make the most diabolical dish... it's nothing but garlic on bread!
garlic bread without any butter or oil does sound truly diabolical

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for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Roasted garlic on bread is incredible, the only other thing needed is a pinch of salt.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
IT'S HAPPENING!





Audax
Dec 1, 2005
"LOL U GOT OWNED"
Garlic looks a lot like a nutsack if you believe in yourself enough

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Audax posted:

Garlic looks a lot like a nutsack if you believe in yourself enough

I'm going to make the most diabolical dish...

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer




















Government Handjob posted:

I just made dinner with extra extra garlic to spite all you garlic haters.

Once I heat chopped garlic even a little I can't taste it at all. I've put entire bulbs into recipes that call for 2 cloves and it's fine. RAW garlic, however, now that's a spicy meatball!

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

stop trying to make garlic posting a thing, its not gunna happen so help me god

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

luchadornado posted:

stop trying to make garlic posting a thing, its not gunna happen so help me god

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

I’ll take garlic posting over that email naming convention discussion.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

luchadornado posted:

stop trying to make garlic posting a thing, its not gunna happen so help me garlic

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Garlic posting sucks.

Garlic Jr. posting however...

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

:unsmith:

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

This is the dumbest forced meme this thread has ever fallen for

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
It's all a scam by Big Vampire to drain the world's garlic supply

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


PittTheElder posted:

This is the dumbest forced meme this thread has ever fallen for

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Data Graham posted:

Hint: go back to where the garlic song was first mentioned and look for the spoiler text

Secret lore of the garlic song.

Dreams are just the truth finding the way in past our defences. The garlic song is coming.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009




Aren't these the same thing?

mystes
May 31, 2006

PittTheElder posted:

This is the dumbest forced meme this thread has ever fallen for
I think you need to chill out and have a nice glass of garlic milk

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


the cognitive dissonance of both knowing the garlic song thing is made up and also wondering if i'm missing something is excruciating. keep it up :thumbsup:

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Is garlic white people? I don't even know which is the "real" garlic song being mentioned.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I don't even know what the garlic song is

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


imagine not knowing the garlic song, my local radio station played that poo poo twice an hour back in the 90s

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
rub raw garlic on hot toast yum or around the rim of a bowl or plate for aroma

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
2024 starting off with some real poo poo memes.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
This is real conversation between me and my wife and then me sharing the story with 2 of my friends.



Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
if you have a boner for 3-4 days your penis dies from lack of oxygenation.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007



Non garlic memes




I have made this exact joke to my partner every single time she has told me to "drive safe" for the last like 10+ years.











CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I'm gonna drive to Gilroy and ask passersby about the garlic song lyrics

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
lookin forward to brands inevitably posting garlic song memes

thalweg
Aug 26, 2019

After Ilúvatar told them about the Music, the Ainur began to fashion it. Their voices, like the sound of harps and trumpets and choirs, passed "beyond hearing" into the depths and heights of sound. The great Music filled the Timeless Halls and passed beyond them even into the Void, so that it "was not void". The Ainur's flawless Music satisfied even Ilúvatar during this early stage. But then Melkor sang the Garlic Song

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

if you have a boner for 3-4 days your penis dies from lack of oxygenation.

Obviously the old man is getting a lot of mouth action that keeps it oxygenated.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Is it just me that thinks you should redact profile pics if it's your own private conversations you're posting?

Also, fur on clothes is no cost at all.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"the garlic song" is just farting guys

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181678852624359465/1197308800013713538/hsv0b735o1dc1.mp4

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


gently caress yeah, new alarm sound, ty

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I think that's from the matrix

E: holy poo poo that song is from 1992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G87V04tdTRY

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Karate Bastard posted:

I think that's from the matrix

E: holy poo poo that song is from 1992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G87V04tdTRY

As we move into '92
Still in a room without a view
Ya got to know, ya got to know
That when I say go, go, go
Amp up and amplify, defy
I'm a brother with a furious mind
Action must be taken
We don't need the key, we'll break in
Something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
'Cause I'll rip the mic, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against 'em
Fist in ya face in the place and I'll drop the style clearly
Know your enemy

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