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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Improbable Lobster posted:

Striking while the iron is ice cold

Hey they got Neil Blomkamp to make a Gran Turismo movie! They're getting closer.

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Arc Hammer posted:

Hey they got Neil Blomkamp to make a Gran Turismo movie! They're getting closer.

That seemed like an odd choice at first but when you think about it isn't a car the first cool exo-suit?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Gripweed posted:

I was just listening to this podcast about Frank Schaefer, the guy who directed the documentary series How Should We Then Live? and Whatever Happened to the Human Race? which are largely credited for making abortion a major political issue for evangelical Christians and directly inspired multiple acts of violence against abortion providers including at least one murder.

Towards the end of the podcast the host says that Schaefer pivoted from Christian films and made several mainstream Hollywood movies, including the post-apocalyptic action movie Wired to Kill.

"abortion is immoral, even in instances of incest or plaype"

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
https://cade-crossing.com/

available for purchase....

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
He rounded his IMDB score up from a 7.4 to an 8.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

If I were breen trying to market this film I would explain that it changes the hierarchy of power in the cade cinematic universe

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
33 dollars for a DVDR without any artwork

Beautiful. Never change, breen

Edit: for comparison Who Killed Captain Alex also came on a DVDR without a dvd case but it came with artwork to put in your own case and the disc itself had a hand drawn label with my name on it and a scrap of cardboard with marker doodles of a machine gun and a helicopter for 10 dollars

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Crescent Wrench posted:

He rounded his IMDB score up from a 7.4 to an 8.

King poo poo

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Gutcruncher posted:

33 dollars for a DVDR without any artwork

Beautiful. Never change, breen

Edit: for comparison Who Killed Captain Alex also came on a DVDR without a dvd case but it came with artwork to put in your own case and the disc itself had a hand drawn label with my name on it and a scrap of cardboard with marker doodles of a machine gun and a helicopter for 10 dollars

Well Breen's got a lot more expenses. He has to pay his accountant, his caterer, his editor, his lead actor

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

$33! why is he charging so much? isnt that immoral? isnt that betraying the public trust?

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

PostNouveau posted:

Well Breen's got a lot more expenses. He has to pay his accountant, his caterer, his editor, his lead actor

Aren't they all one person? Him?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Outpost22 posted:

Aren't they all one person? Him?

WHO am I?

WHAT am I?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I love how he's adamant about making a website for each film instead of listing them all on his website

They're Real Professional Hollywood Movies OK



Had a great time seeing this in a theater with a pretty full house at The Oriental Theater in Milwaukee a few months ago but I think it may be one of the weaker movies for me because it's just 100% greenscreen with maybe 1 or 2 real location scenes?

Breenscreen

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Outpost22 posted:

Aren't they all one person? Him?

:thejoke:

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Gutcruncher posted:

33 dollars for a DVDR without any artwork

Beautiful. Never change, breen

Edit: for comparison Who Killed Captain Alex also came on a DVDR without a dvd case but it came with artwork to put in your own case and the disc itself had a hand drawn label with my name on it and a scrap of cardboard with marker doodles of a machine gun and a helicopter for 10 dollars

People pay $80 for video games with zero artistry. $33 for a movie of pure art is a good deal.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

lobsterminator posted:

People pay $80 for video games with zero artistry. $33 for a movie of pure art is a good deal.

I really wish Breen would just cut the bullshit and make a 90s style FMV adventure game.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
im starting to think breen became self aware over the past couple of years

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
He's beginning to believe.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
YaY! content!

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Content, fuckos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxCz-SAmpDA

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Monkey Fracas posted:

I love how he's adamant about making a website for each film instead of listing them all on his website

They're Real Professional Hollywood Movies OK



Had a great time seeing this in a theater with a pretty full house at The Oriental Theater in Milwaukee a few months ago but I think it may be one of the weaker movies for me because it's just 100% greenscreen with maybe 1 or 2 real location scenes?

Breenscreen

Only Rich Evans is allowed to call the multiplex that

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Gutcruncher posted:

33 dollars for a DVDR without any artwork

Beautiful. Never change, breen

Edit: for comparison Who Killed Captain Alex also came on a DVDR without a dvd case but it came with artwork to put in your own case and the disc itself had a hand drawn label with my name on it and a scrap of cardboard with marker doodles of a machine gun and a helicopter for 10 dollars

poo poo, I should get a copy of Who Killed Captain Alex

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

the first thing I think of when I hear the name glenn danzig is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RERGlWWoIvA

Dr. Thoss
Aug 22, 2011

i am a doctor. my name is thoss.

Sunk Dunk posted:

im starting to think breen became self aware over the past couple of years

yeah, unfortunately it does seem that way. i remember when i saw twisted pair the theatre owner gave an intro where he talked about all the things breen wanted before giving permission to show it, and the biggest one was that is was going to be a one night, one showing in that prime slot at 9pm on a friday because breen wanted it to be an event, but they've definitely done multiple showings of tortured crossing which would indicate that he's less protective of it.

we can only hope that he's only accepted that people find the zero-budget effects funny and hasn't lost the hope of spreading whatever insane messianic nonsense his message is, but we're never getting another fateful findings or pass thru

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
rich evans pooped on vasquez rocks add it to the lore

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Glenn Danzig owns

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

I only post in this thread when im extremy drunk""! and i know i am extremly drunk lime tim from redlettermedia!

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Flinger posted:

I only post in this thread when im extremy drunk""! and i know i am extremly drunk lime tim from redlettermedia!

Are you Glen Danzig?

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

lobsterminator posted:

Are you Glen Danzig?

Mother!!!!

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


lol

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




I unfortunately relate to Rich holding his emotional support Enterprise. That looks very comforting.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ok this entire time I didn't know Devon Sawa was a person. Whenever I heard the name I just thought people were talking about Devon Aoki.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

henkman posted:

Glenn Danzig owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0V8cNyns5k

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

lobsterminator posted:

Are you Glen Danzig?

No! No! I'm not Danzig! Would Danzig do this?

*cums on hot dog and shoves it into a bong*

Flubby
Feb 28, 2006
Fun Shoe
That hand coming out of the air was weird. Did someone cut the two sides of the room together in editing or what.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
I didn't know that Rich cradling his support Enterprise was something that I needed in my life, but now I can't imagine life without it.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

That's So R. evans

billymumphrey
Mar 2, 2022
I'm assuming Fred guested due to this connection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwerBFJ5Ceo

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
It's a cheap joke, but this porn lady's filmography with the Oscars applause clips is very funny

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