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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
melania doesn't care about the rapes, but can't be seen with a rapist

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

This will probably be the last time they see each other face to face until November.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Aramis posted:

Oh hey! It's from the same lawmaker who introduced that "We will call animal control on furries in school" bill. I'm starting to think he might not be writing these in good faith...

You really think someone would do that? Just get elected to a state legislature and tell lies? :aaa:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1748436332462952713

These people.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

big nipples big life posted:

not because they made up fake people and then used AI to write lovely articles for them?

or because the swimsuit issue has been panting for breath since the zoomer generation found it's easier to get porn by typing "boobs" into google than to try to get a magazine

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
sports illustrated

but furries

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Coolguye posted:

or because the swimsuit issue has been panting for breath since the zoomer generation found it's easier to get porn by typing "boobs" into google than to try to get a magazine

Hold up, you can what now?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



No I’m pretty sure it’s because some trans woman I’ve never heard of (but whose entire biography has apparently been memorized by chuds) was on the cover one time.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Lt. Cock posted:

It’s weird cause I remember all the people that were saying that Trump used to just stay quiet in court and let his lawyers handle everything. He’s become the polar opposite of that in TYOOL 2024.

As the syphilis holes get bigger, more stupid bullshit can fall out.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Hazo posted:

No I’m pretty sure it’s because some trans woman I’ve never heard of (but whose entire biography has apparently been memorized by chuds) was on the cover one time.

This is literally the reason they think it happened. They're jizzing all over themselves because something "woke" died.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



it owns how miserable he is

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
go woke go broke!

*biz does a downsizing several months or years after THEINCIDENT*


what goddamn year did SI even do that.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Imagine how hollow someone's life must be when their big rise for the day is thinking the reason a magazine is going under is because the magazine put someone in it that they 100% jerked off to. Like, dude, you ain't that important.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Mods please change my name to Boyfriend/Lover

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

The market is rallying because you cannot indict him without him being convicted in the senate first, and you could not convict him in the senate because he had not been indicted at the time.

Checkmate, libs

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



lol @ Ol Donny Trump just setting up his next defamation case

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



PhazonLink posted:

go woke go broke!

*biz does a downsizing several months or years after THEINCIDENT*


what goddamn year did SI even do that.

It looks like it was last year, and she wasn’t even THE cover model. Apparently there were multiple versions including one with convicted felon Martha loving Stewart :lol:

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Hazo posted:

It looks like it was last year, and she wasn’t even THE cover model. Apparently there were multiple versions including one with convicted felon Martha loving Stewart :lol:

Get Stewart, advertisers go boo...art... uhh... WOKE! WOKE WOKE WOKE!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

He fell into the TRUMP TRAP!


Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

I haven't seen such a withering expression on a persons face. What a special photo

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

it’s cool and great that republicans have openly embraced nazi ideology and everybody treats it as a valid political viewpoint

not itt, but u know

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
there's also the pathetic youtube genre of react videos of pre release THING, and then post release of THING. they predict thing is woke or not woke, and then they paint their bulls eye or move their goal post.

HERRR GIRL BOSS PEACH. *post release* actual mario is a conservative and-

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



lol at going after Doocy

He’s easily the dumbest softest bootlicker on Fox & Friends and I can imagine him reading that and bursting into tears

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

kazil posted:

He fell into the TRUMP TRAP!




lol why does he hate doocey now? all that little toad did was lick his rear end.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Coolguye posted:

or because the swimsuit issue has been panting for breath since the zoomer generation found it's easier to get porn by typing "boobs" into google than to try to get a magazine

boomers know that too.

My family first got internet access in 1997 and it was a "gather round the computer to see the new fancy thing!" moment. I eventually went to bed and my parents carried on using it for a while.
The next day, my mum told me that the first thing my dad did after I went to bed was to type "boobies" into AOL's web search thingy. Then she told me that I should never do this. I have no idea what she was thinking telling me any of this.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Unwatchable RINO Steve Doocy, who I watch every day, is

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
He stepped in the Doocy and activated Trump's trap card

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


PhazonLink posted:

there's also the pathetic youtube genre of react videos of pre release THING, and then post release of THING. they predict thing is woke or not woke, and then they paint their bulls eye or move their goal post.

HERRR GIRL BOSS PEACH. *post release* actual mario is a conservative and-

Thank god for the 'Don't Recommend Channel' button.

I didn't use to do it, but otherwise my YouTube feed was just endless GONE WOKE? THE END OF [SHOW/COMPANY]?

Worst was probably Critical Drinker. Dude never liked anything.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
How can he possibly whine that much? How many words per day does he hammer into his phone, whining over and over about the same moronic things? All it does it put you in the head of a horrendously frightened child who's lashing out in fear.

Like how many other presidents have kicked and screamed and begged constantly to be given immunity from their crimes? He says no president can do their job without being shielded from consequences for crimes? Seems like every other one worked just fine, Donny... you idiot.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

Catastrophe posted:

How can he possibly whine that much? How many words per day does he hammer into his phone, whining over and over about the same moronic things?

It's not like he has anything else to do. He has no friends, his own wife wants nothing to do with him, and most of his kids are able to feed themselves.

His free time consists of cramming fast food into his face while dumping word vomit onto social media.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Accipiter posted:

His free time consists of cramming fast food into his face while dumping word vomit onto social media.

:same:

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

kazil posted:

He fell into the TRUMP TRAP!




Just straight up booking Fox News shows via truth social lol

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Catastrophe posted:

How can he possibly whine that much? How many words per day does he hammer into his phone, whining over and over about the same moronic things? All it does it put you in the head of a horrendously frightened child who's lashing out in fear.

Like how many other presidents have kicked and screamed and begged constantly to be given immunity from their crimes? He says no president can do their job without being shielded from consequences for crimes? Seems like every other one worked just fine, Donny... you idiot.

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like if Nixon had access to social media, but I don't think even Nixon would have been so pathetic as to set up his own lovely twitter clone to spend a full quarter of his day screaming about how unfairly he is being treated into his little echo chamber.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
Reminds me of that old Bud Lite commercial.

"Wasssaaaaaap?"

"WHASSSSAAAAA----"


"-AAAAAAAAAAA-"


"-AAAAAAAAAAA-"


(Reference in case no one gets it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

DamnCanadian posted:

Reminds me of that old Bud Lite commercial.

"Wasssaaaaaap?"

"WHASSSSAAAAA----"


"-AAAAAAAAAAA-"


"-AAAAAAAAAAA-"


(Reference in case no one gets it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM

That commercial is older than some of the posters in this thread, just saying.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Agents are GO! posted:

That commercial is older than some of the posters in this thread, just saying.

1999 -2002
There can't be that many goons younger than that.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Would it be accurate to call the Superfriends version of that commercial one of the first viral videos?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Murdstone posted:

Would it be accurate to call the Superfriends version of that commercial one of the first viral videos?

I doubt it, I have no idea what you're talking about. The beer commercial by itself is kind of a viral video, given that we all shared the poo poo out of it for some reason.

I always hated that commercial but I liked being part of the zeitgeist at the time.

I made an edit using Quake 2 screenshots that I remember got some attention. People ended up sharing it back to me and that's a real cool feeling 😎

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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...


Only difference between Republican legislators and the KKK is the KKK know enough to hide their identies.

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