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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Mister Speaker posted:

The show takes place in New York City.

Most New Yorkers would hastily clarify that it takes place in Staten Island so as not to associate it with the rest of NYC.

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Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/3fE6Cee.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/kxBRptt.mp4

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Lort. Røv og Satan.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:35 on Jan 19, 2024

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:laffo:

The person in the audience really makes it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Karate Bastard posted:

Lort. Røv og Satan.

:hmmyes:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




also hope that guy didnt get squeezed too bad under the roof there

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
https://twitter.com/okimstillhungry/status/1748386515116261422

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Oh my god. Dude screaming "HE HAS CLIMAXED" is loving killing me

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LMAO, I'm glad people are having fun.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Gosh I hope we get some remixes out of "HE'S CUM IN HIS PANTS!"
Also did the twerker win the contest?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
And the guy didn't even twerk, what kind of contest is that??

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

It's days like today that make me realise I've lived a very sheltered life

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

TontoCorazon posted:

Oh my god. Dude screaming "HE HAS CLIMAXED" is loving killing me

Showing up to the big algebra test with no pants on suddenly seems not so bad. Pretty good deal actually.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


SpacePig posted:

Gosh I hope we get some remixes out of "HE'S CUM IN HIS PANTS!"
Also did the twerker win the contest?

I assume that is the goal of such a competition

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Karate Bastard posted:

Lort. Røv og Satan.
:hmmyes:

:emptyquote:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/x4WrEBq.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/gy6pulN.mp4

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010


the printer one is really cathartic.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

TontoCorazon posted:

I assume that is the goal of such a competition

Yeah I hope they declared that girl the winner on the spot

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

quote:

while they show his cum stain on the Jumbotron

haveblue posted:

Yeah I hope they declared that girl the winner on the spot

really hoping that was deliberate.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

A second ejaculation has hit the jeans

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

haveblue posted:

Yeah I hope they declared that girl the winner on the spot

It's the twerking competition equivalent of shattering the backboard as you do a slam dunk

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bossy lady posted:

A second ejaculation has hit the jeans

Sounds like an average date night

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

bossy lady posted:

It's the twerking competition equivalent of shattering the backboard as you do a slam dunk

Does that win you the game? Sorry I don't watch baseball.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

TontoCorazon posted:

Oh my god. Dude screaming "HE HAS CLIMAXED" is loving killing me

HE'S RELEASED

SEMEN

IN HIS JEANS

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Well this is now the second video I’ve seen of a dude coming in his pants. https://youtu.be/-TmEekpPNjY?t=20m7s 20:07 if the link doesn’t work, although the actual incident is probably a minute or so earlier.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


He's very sensitive some would say that's a plus
Plus it's your fault you were rubbing his butt
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Now I'll go home and change

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

John Wick of Dogs posted:

He's very sensitive some would say that's a plus
Plus it's your fault you were rubbing his butt
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Now I'll go home and change
Should've gone with the "mostly your fault for the way that you dance" verse.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

The drums are supposed to be diegetic in this format 3/10

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
Skip to 0:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtfeELNrWw

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009
Is the shad on me for watching that?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

What a genius idea, you only ever use your fingertips to hold an object after all

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Some say he's still lying there, to this day,

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

If that's not a victory by TKO I don't know what is

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Hippocrass posted:

The drums are supposed to be diegetic in this format 3/10

:yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GQceI8NyPU

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Hyperlynx posted:

If that's not a victory by TKO I don't know what is

TCO

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

There’s a song about this very thing:

https://youtu.be/momPKCQNgss?si=jDfAMBoQwonDaTjJ

For those who can’t parse Guyanese creols:
Wine (twerk) pon me button (penis)til de button wan break (ejaculate).

Yep, it’s a song about prejack in the club and it was the feel good hit of summer 2014. Still, it sure beats out the big hit of 2013: a song about home invasion and anal rape of a woman who has rebuffed the singer. The backup vocals are a woman screaming.

It is catchy though:

https://youtu.be/YExXgqUa764?si=MN28TCO1qzuPC8N1

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artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
What the hell

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