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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Data Graham posted:

thinks he's fuckin Seinfeld

I can think of one thing him and Seinfeld have in common...

Edit: What an awful snipe...

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Catastrophe posted:

I've been to the Mutter Museum many times. I've seen bones and skulls of people who had untreated syphilis. They make Swiss cheese look solid. I don't want to post photos but think big giant holes in the skull or entire regions of it missing because of it. It's wild. That would explain some of Trump's behavior if his brains are oozing out of skullholes.

Trump, the preferred perforated Republican candidate.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

MrMojok posted:

Trunt has now pivoted to his final argument, which is that the world exists to serve him and changes to his wants, so it had better start doing so after this recent bout of yelling. No, drat it, DO WHAT I WANT, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Their entire view of reality is warped and perverted, which is why they're wrong about everything.

It's like body dysmorphia, but about everything

Ontological dysmorphia?

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Escape From Noise posted:

I can think of one thing him and Seinfeld have in common...

Edit: What an awful snipe...


no, it’s just a snipe, the awful part is just ur regular posting (:<

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Agents are GO! posted:

Ontological dysmorphia?

transcendental dysmorphia

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

sugar free jazz posted:

no, it’s just a snipe, the awful part is just ur regular posting (:<

Well yeah. But that's implied.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

quote:

I wish to file a ten million dollar damages suit, because a previous poster in this thread has misquoted and edited quotes of mine

THis has damaged my "Thread" and "website" reputation to the tune of, I don't know, let me think. Perhaps eleven million dollars?


Actual email just send to my attorney. Leonard Crabbs. Perhaps you might have heard of him?

e: OH now suddenly nobody's got any thing to say, including Mods
'

e2: I know Leonard Crabbs was arrested and executed with Hilary. We are talking about clones here.

THANK YOU! Working Hard!

MrMojok fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Jan 20, 2024

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Whatever happens, someone is losing their freedom.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

sugar free jazz posted:

no, it’s just a snipe, the awful part is just ur regular posting (:<

The awful part is that no one cares about page snipes in 2024

Trump is worse though. Don’t care for this character

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Hell yeah! A good ol' fashioned naval blockade!

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
He's crackin

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Deploy the big, beautiful boats! But not the ones with the magnets! We all know what happens when they get wet!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I will build a wall on the ocean!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

That sneer he's doing in the background is pretty funny.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

A fentanyl blockade ON THE OCEAN, that sounds magnificent, sir!

edit: due to lawsuits and death threats we are obligated to edit this post and add that it was *said with tears in eyes* and *meant honestly*

MrMojok fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Jan 20, 2024

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Motherfucker looks like he’s got a coating of peanut butter on his face, greasy bitch

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Escape From Noise posted:

Hell yeah! A good ol' fashioned naval blockade!


That Naval blockade is gonna be great at stopping the 14% of fentanyl that isn't brought in by US Citizens over the land crossings in their cars. Well, and also the rest of it that's brought over the border via land crossings in trucks and stuff that aren't driven by US Citizens I guess. Maybe the navy can park destroyers at each land crossing or something.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1748577852092490036

“Appeared”

We are all going to die.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

"Donald Trump called Nancy Pelosi "Nikki Haley" multiple times this evening" is just too much to bear for the news media

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I thought a lot of fentanyl was just shipped through legit transport from places like china. Like a big ol shipment of cheap rubber duckies and the packaging material? Fentanyl. Also those duckies? Also fentanyl. The container? You better believe that's fentanyl.

MrQwerty posted:

"Donald Trump called Nancy Pelosi "Nikki Haley" multiple times this evening" is just too much to bear for the news media

"The big news of the day was Dernald "J" Trump visably pissing himself while at a podium for a rally in wisconsin. However this was regarded as a win because there was no sign of the explosive shits that the 45th president has been known for expending on stage. His poll numbers surged on this news."

priznat fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Jan 20, 2024

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Trump looks like he's wearing someone else's face that he cut off

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Well, Joe Rogan and his crew know he just mis spoke. A little whoopsy daisy from president goodbrains who's brain is definitely not suffering from catastrophic dementia, you see.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Toxic Mental posted:

Trump looks like he's wearing someone else's face that he cut off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

edit: did anyone have ""TRUMP" runs as Nikki Haley"

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Jan 20, 2024

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





priznat posted:

I thought a lot of fentanyl was just shipped through legit transport from places like china. Like a big ol shipment of cheap rubber duckies and the packaging material? Fentanyl. Also those duckies? Also fentanyl. The container? You better believe that's fentanyl.

My understanding is that China ships the pre-cursors to the cartels in Mexico where they are turned into Fent which is then sent into the US.

According to CBP, 86% of those arrested for bringing it into the country are US Citizens and over 95% comes in through regular land port of entries like Nogales or San Ysidro, not smuggled across through holes in the wall or whatever.

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

Escape From Noise posted:

Hell yeah! A good ol' fashioned naval blockade!


Does he not know about the coast guard?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

chainchompz posted:

Does he not know about the coast guard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

except more racist

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

chainchompz posted:

Does he not know about the coast guard?

I'm gonna say no. Or he thinks they only do relief work or something.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

chainchompz posted:

Does he not know about the coast guard?

the village people didn't make a song about the coast guard

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

If that picture in the tweet is anything to go by, Trump is about to as well.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

why’s he cranking up the orangeness? sir, I ask with tears in my eyes, what are you trying to tell us??

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

This is a pro Trump shirt?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

gonna sell 3 trump moon shirts to chuds

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Buce posted:

gonna sell 3 trump moon shirts to chuds

3 trumps dancing to jerking off 2 guys or 3 trumps making the lip face or 3 trumps making a uh oh i pooped face?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Escape From Noise posted:

This is a pro Trump shirt?


maga supporters know no irony, when it comes for their love of Trump.
At worse, he is a necessary (mostly) evil for their policies to be enacted.
Even if it is their own round-about suicide.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

Ralph Hurley posted:

Motherfucker looks like he’s got a coating of peanut butter on his face, greasy bitch

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

:byodood: No, the Donald is always right and never makes mistakes. Clearly he’s simply telling us that Haley is not only a Dem plant, but she’s part of the Deep State and was actually giving Pelosi orders on Jan 6th! Pelosi is Haley’s puppet! Thank you sir.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


“TRUMP” goes WOKE and uses “him/her” PRONOUNS!

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

wheatpuppy posted:

I just want you to know I appreciate the screenshots you add when you quote twitter. It's about 50/50 for me for the embeds to load successfully so it's nice to have the image right there. Thanks!

:same:

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