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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


MechanicalTomPetty posted:

This is one of those things where you can keep coming back to it years later and find some new bizarre detail, like the photoshopped screaming, the angle of the guns, or the fact that they're all throwing down on a random airport tarmac for some reason (for no reason).

avengers was big at the time, grey tarmac fights were all the rage

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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


DeimosRising posted:

avengers was big at the time, grey tarmac fights were all the rage

What was the first film to do this in earnest, the phantom menace? (although it was green there)

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Fighting at the airport? Idk face off and con air?

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Die Hard 2 :colbert:

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Hmm...

quote:

In this supernatural epic action-comedy, a drunken applejack salesman is thrust into the frigid wilderness and has to trap his way out to survive. Will he go from Zero to Hero, become North America's greatest fur trapper, and defeat HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS?

Reuniting the team that brought you LAKE MICHIGAN MONSTER, HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS stars Ryland Brickson Cole Tews as the intrepid hero of this inventive film, co-written by Tews and Mike Cheslik in his directorial debut.

Winner of over 20 awards at over 50 film festivals around the globe, the film will be touring around the great lakes in January and February, with a wider theatrical release Feb 15.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm5XHpQZvek

It's different at least, would probably give it a chance but hope it doesn't stay too one note

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Speaking of airport fights, One More Shot, a sequel to One Shot, which is basically a Rope-style one shot action film starring Scott Adkins, takes place in an abandoned airport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1kCbtjPJ2U

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Alan Smithee posted:

the war face didn't do favors for this either



My God there was an ad on Roku for this forever.

(Not that it's necessarily improved since then, now it's mostly ads for "BYU TV" which is Brigham Young University doing something)

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Tars Tarkas posted:

Hmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm5XHpQZvek

It's different at least, would probably give it a chance but hope it doesn't stay too one note

I may watch this.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tars Tarkas posted:

Hmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm5XHpQZvek

It's different at least, would probably give it a chance but hope it doesn't stay too one note

If only Angry Beavers weren't taken.

Prowler
May 24, 2004

Tars Tarkas posted:

Speaking of airport fights, One More Shot, a sequel to One Shot, which is basically a Rope-style one shot action film starring Scott Adkins, takes place in an abandoned airport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1kCbtjPJ2U

My god, it's been a while since I've seen action scenes without a thousand cuts. Kind of feels like watching a sitcom without a laugh track.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Tars Tarkas posted:

Ryland Brickson Cole Tews

I'd rather watch a movie abour RBCT's parents' decision process that lead them to name their kid like that. He sounds like the members of a generic wrestling tag team.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Tars Tarkas posted:

Speaking of airport fights, One More Shot, a sequel to One Shot, which is basically a Rope-style one shot action film starring Scott Adkins, takes place in an abandoned airport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1kCbtjPJ2U

If it has Scott Adkins in it, I'll give it a watch, him AND Michael Jai White doing quality fights is something I'm all for since Outlaw Johnny Black was a huge loving disappointment.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I liked Outlaw Johnny Black :shrug:

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I liked Outlaw Johnny Black :shrug:

I did too, you just cant go in expecting Black Dynamite, but in the Old West.

The Outlaw Johnny Black is more just a straight action/comedy western in an old-school style. It makes no attempt to portray itself as having been poorly made, because the movies it's patterned after weren't.

Its not as funny as BD, but it doesn't feel like it was intended to be, either.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1748418996536283263?s=20

This is going to do numbers.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

if it's a musical i would hope that it would do at least a few numbers

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
maybe they'll go with this ending instead


it'll win the screenplay oscar much like Bohe Rhap won for editing

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



This is going to be more white washed than Jackson himself.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

I wonder if they are just going to ignore all the child molestation accusations or try to claim Michael Jackson was completely innocent and the entire thing was unfair persecution.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I think at most they'll be ambiguous about it. They'll definitely portray Joe (the dad) in a bad light but everyone else is going to be perfect angels.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
it'll be like Barbie and they'll have a scene where The Man and The Illuminati conspire to cancel him

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Alan Smithee posted:

maybe they'll go with this ending instead


it'll win the screenplay oscar much like Bohe Rhap won for editing

It’s like he saw this article and said “Oh yeah? Watch this”

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Pope Corky the IX posted:

It’s like he saw this article and said “Oh yeah? Watch this”

Not sure how accurate it is but I did hear that this actually was what caused him to start doing plastic surgery because of how much he looked like his father.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

IShallRiseAgain posted:

I wonder if they are just going to ignore all the child molestation accusations or try to claim Michael Jackson was completely innocent and the entire thing was unfair persecution.

About half-way through, it'll turn into a horror movie wherein two kids try to escape Michael's cannibal mansion.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://variety.com/2024/film/news/edglrd-harmony-korine-aggro-dr1ft-strip-club-1235876989/
The Harmony Korine/Travis Scott feature that was shot entirely in infrared is finally coming out but right now the only way to see it is at a strip club.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Grendels Dad posted:

About half-way through, it'll turn into a horror movie wherein two kids try to escape Michael's cannibal mansion.

Five Nights at Michael's

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Not too many since it'll limit itself to 16 or under.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mycot posted:

Five Nights at Michael's

weirdly also written by a Trump supporter

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

muscles like this! posted:

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/edglrd-harmony-korine-aggro-dr1ft-strip-club-1235876989/
The Harmony Korine/Travis Scott feature that was shot entirely in infrared is finally coming out but right now the only way to see it is at a strip club.

hope the fire exits are working

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


muscles like this! posted:

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/edglrd-harmony-korine-aggro-dr1ft-strip-club-1235876989/
The Harmony Korine/Travis Scott feature that was shot entirely in infrared is finally coming out but right now the only way to see it is at a strip club.

Christopher Nolan is rolling in his grave

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1748487081477718379
Can't wait to see Tren.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7msoqnz2bcY

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Well I was hoping for a sequel to Tron 2 but oh well.

Regretful Humming
Apr 27, 2015

Gatts posted:

Well I was hoping for a sequel to Tron 2 but oh well.

Same. And with Jared Leto, I'm a hard pass.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Well this is gonna bomb

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Without Daft Punk, what's even the point?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I’m sure Jared Leto gave them a discount on the 30 seconds catalogue

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Alan Smithee posted:

Well this is gonna bomb

No way, the last one did so well and Leto is a proven draw!

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Tron 3: Morbius 2

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
disney has enough made to have leto locked away and get daft punk back for the movie, they clearly should do that

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