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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Mike, as usual, has the solution.

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Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
Every court appearance and every rally turns him more and more into a fish delight, bun and all.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Looking forward to his acceptance speech in Jan.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


chainchompz posted:

Does he not know about the coast guard?

Probably not if he's not even aware that many of the problems are just a result of the war on drugs in the first place... But maybe Trump can start bombing the poo poo out of the cartels and take it to the next level.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

happyhippy posted:

Looking forward to his acceptance speech in Jan.

Mike Lindell's, you mean.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Donny T, the "Great But Slightly Imperfect" President you just have to live with

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Looking forward to the series of anti-Trump campaign ads that are just cuts from his speeches where he has a 'moment' then an ominous music stab or record scratch plays and the narrator corrects him. At the moment it could probably fill out a while ad break from the last year alone.

And THEN there are the ads where you can play snippets where he directly contradicts himself in back-to-back clips. Over and over and over and over.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Cable Guy posted:

Donny T, the "Great But Slightly Imperfect" President you just have to live with

Make America great but slightly imperfect again

MAGBSLA

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Escape From Noise posted:

This is a pro Trump shirt?


I wish there was someone like that guy who showed up to all those basketball games and sat right behind the net with a giant cardboard cutout of his own face making a crazy expression to gently caress with the visiting team, only it's a giant cutout of Trump making weird rear end faces and the guy shows up to every Trump rally and just stands there holding it up right in Trimp's eyeline.

Guy would probably get dummied by security the first time Trump saw it, but it would still be amazing.

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under

Grey Cat posted:

Hold up, you can what now?

I just put 'boobs' into the DuckDuckGoose search and 80% of the results were pretty horrifying
Don't search boobs unless you like crazy misshapen oversized balloons attached to some poor woman

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Toxic Mental posted:

Mike Lindell's, you mean.

jeb

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

emSparkly posted:

He looks like a roast duck. Greasy and golden brown.

Please don’t ruin ducks for me :(

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
:hmmyes:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Looking forward to the series of anti-Trump campaign ads that are just cuts from his speeches where he has a 'moment' then an ominous music stab or record scratch plays and the narrator corrects him. At the moment it could probably fill out a while ad break from the last year alone.

And THEN there are the ads where you can play snippets where he directly contradicts himself in back-to-back clips. Over and over and over and over.

Ok but those ads would work equally well as pro-Trump ads, because his base sees that poo poo and is like “hell yeah” and “owned much lib?? :smuggo:

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008







John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Buce posted:

why’s he cranking up the orangeness? sir, I ask with tears in my eyes, what are you trying to tell us??

It's a relationship test, you hand someone an orange and they are supposed to peel it

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Data Graham posted:

Ok but those ads would work equally well as pro-Trump ads, because his base sees that poo poo and is like “hell yeah” and “owned much lib?? :smuggo:

They are beyond saving and do not count.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Nikki Haley appointed Tim Scott to the Senate. Without that, he never would have made it through an open primary in South Carolina. Now Tim Scott just endorsed Trump.

:lol:

:lmao:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Credit card statements show Trump special prosecutor appointed by Georgia DA Fani Willis bought her plane tickets
A Fulton County commissioner says he is now pursuing an investigation into Willis over allegations that she had an improper relationship with prosecutor Nathan Wade.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/credit-card-statements-show-trump-special-prosecutor-appointed-georgia-rcna134791

quote:

Nathan Wade, the outside special prosecutor appointed by Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis to oversee her criminal racketeering case against Donald Trump, purchased plane tickets for the DA for trips together, according to credit card statements included in a Friday court filing obtained by NBC News.

A co-defendant in the Trump case, Michael Roman, had previously made misconduct accusations against the pair, alleging they had been “engaged in an improper, clandestine personal relationship during the pendency of this case, which has resulted in the special prosecutor, and, in turn, the district attorney, profiting significantly from this prosecution at the expense of the taxpayers.”

Fulton County Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee has scheduled a hearing on the allegations for Feb. 15.

The credit card statements showing Wade had purchased tickets for himself and Willis to travel San Francisco and Miami in 2022 and 2023 were attached to a filing by Wade’s estranged wife, Joycelyn Wade, in the couple’s ongoing divorce case in Cobb County, Georgia.

The DA’s office declined to comment on the credit card statements.

A member of Fulton County’s board of commissioners said in a statement Friday that he would pursue a “full investigation” into the allegations that Willis had an improper relationship with Wade.

“Under no circumstances should an elected official contract with or hire someone who they are in a romantic relationship with,” said Commissioner Bob Ellis, adding that in the absence of such a relationship “accepting favors and extravagant gifts from such contractors should also be considered improper.”

Ellis, who serves as chairman of the county’s audit committee, sent a letter to Willis on Friday requesting documents related to the appointment of special prosecutors, and payment and invoices for special prosecutors’ services dating back to Jan. 1, 2021.

In a filing Thursday, Willis had accused Joycelyn Wade of trying to “harass” her and “damage her professional reputation” by subpoenaing her for a deposition in the divorce case. Willis said the wife had “conspired with interested parties in the Criminal Election Interference Case to use the civil discovery process to annoy, embarrass and oppress District Attorney Willis.”

The DA said that the Wades have been living apart since 2021 and have agreed in court filings that their marriage is “irretrievably broken,” and that she does not have any information “that might prove relevant to granting or denying the divorce.”

Joycelyn Wade painted a different picture in her filing, which was first reported by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, and said Willis has information about her husband’s finances.

She said her husband filed for divorce on Nov. 2, 2021 — a day after Willis appointed him as special prosecutor. Joycelyn Wade said she had been kept in the dark about the appointment, which resulted in “substantial income” for her husband to which she was not privy.

The court filing said Nathan Wade had left her “with little means of financial support while simultaneously spending tens of thousands of dollars per month on a very lavish lifestyle.”

“Since Plaintiff filed for divorce, he has taken trips to San Francisco and Napa Valley, to Florida and even gone on Caribbean cruises, enjoyed a trip to Belize, another to the country of Panama and even just last month took a trip to Australia. The evidence is clear that Ms. Willis was an intended travel partner for at least some of these trips as indicated by flights he purchased for her to accompany him,” the filing said.

The statements show one of the tickets cost almost $900 and the other almost $500.


Roman’s filing suggested Wade and Willis were in a “romantic relationship,” a sentiment echoed in Joycelyn Wade’s filing.

“Defendant seeks to depose Ms. Willis in order to determine details surrounding her romantic affair with Plaintiff, as there appears to be no reasonable explanation for their travels apart from a romantic relationship,” the filing said.

“Contrary to Ms. Willis’s belief, the Defendant is not utilizing the deposition to harass her but rather to seek pertinent information from her husband’s paramour regarding her relationship with Plaintiff and the extent of the Plaintiff’s financial involvement in the same. These answers are relevant to the equitable division of the marital estate, dissipation of marital assets, and the Plaintiff’s capacity to provide spousal support,” it added.

A Cobb County judge has set an emergency hearing for Monday at 11:30 a.m. ET to hear arguments on Willis’ effort to block the subpoena and whether to unseal the divorce records in the case.

Invoices attached to Roman’s court filing last week show Wade has been being paid $250 an hour for his work on the case, and his law firm has been paid at least $550,000 since 2022 for his work on the sprawling 19-defendant case.

Roman is using the alleged relationship to contend that Willis, Nathan Wade and the DA’s office should be disqualified from prosecuting the case and the criminal charges against him dismissed. He alleged that Willis had sidestepped the proper procedure to appoint Wade, thereby tainting the entire case.

“Instead of handling this case within her office, as she could have done,” the filing said, Willis “chose to hire a private special prosecutor to preside over the case,” and in doing so used the prosecution “to pay her partner a large sum of money.”

Willis has not yet responded to the allegations, and her office has said she would in a court filing. McAfee has ordered her office to respond to Roman’s filing by Feb. 2.

Attorneys for Roman and Joycelyn Wade did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Did Fani Willis seriously gently caress up the Trump RICO case over $1400 in plane tickets?! :cripes:

Even if the romantic relationship stuff is bunk, there’s a lot here that stinks.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Captain Pike reboot looks weird

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Credit card statements show Trump special prosecutor appointed by Georgia DA Fani Willis bought her plane tickets
A Fulton County commissioner says he is now pursuing an investigation into Willis over allegations that she had an improper relationship with prosecutor Nathan Wade.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/credit-card-statements-show-trump-special-prosecutor-appointed-georgia-rcna134791

Did Fani Willis seriously gently caress up the Trump RICO case over $1400 in plane tickets?! :cripes:

Even if the romantic relationship stuff is bunk, there’s a lot here that stinks.

Yeah, something stinks. And it sucks. How incredibly stupid.

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

Marklar posted:

Yeah, something stinks. And it sucks. How incredibly stupid.

I think it’s time to realize the reason why all of this happens, like enabling a fascist repeatedly for years, is partially because the incompetence throughout government, in all forms, is staggering.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




I hate to say it but Oblivion really getting into uncanny valley pretty hard.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Captain Pike reboot looks weird



His only means of communicating is through a light on the chair: one flash meaning ":sad:" and two flashes indicating ":perjury:".

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Crazyweasel posted:

I think it’s time to realize the reason why all of this happens, like enabling a fascist repeatedly for years, is partially because the incompetence throughout government, in all forms, is staggering.

Imagine going at Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Franco, Mao, Pol Pot, etc. and thinking, “hey this is a great time to gently caress around and possibly get a little something for myself!”

:lol:

:lmao:

:sigh:

Like, motherfucker, he will kill you for bringing this case! And don’t believe for a second, “it can’t happen here.” If Trump is president again, people who opposed him are going to fall out windows and suffer other unfortunate “accidents.”

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



bird with big dick posted:

Did you ever do it? Go against your mother's wishes and type boobies into a search engine?

Everyone is their avatar right?

I can see Chandler Bing as a kid creeping down the stairs to the family's Gateway2000, looking around, and then sitting down with extreme care as to not make the chair squeak (for some reason in my head cannon he is sitting on a wooden chair). He loads up windows, so like eleven minutes later he opens AOL...he opens up a browser and types B then looks around then he types O and looks around. He is getting more confident now. He types the rest of the word and pauses with his finger over the return key.

"Dare I?" He thinks,

He presses the key and at that moment his life was changed. He finally realized the internet had a reason for existing other than for going into a chat room for old men to type a/s/l over and over.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Escape From Noise posted:

Mike, as usual, has the solution.


Remember when Lindell held some kind of conference where he'd reveal the solution to nonexistent election issues and then his big reveal at the end was just some drone he bought on Amazon? LOL!

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



bird with big dick posted:

Did you ever do it? Go against your mother's wishes and type boobies into a search engine?

I never did!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

bird with big dick posted:

Did you ever do it? Go against your mother's wishes and type boobies into a search engine?

Who the hell would do something like that?

Quote-Unquote posted:

I never did!

Good, don’t ever do it! There is a bunch of swear words and naked people floating around out there on the internet and we need to do our best to avoid that filth.

Tumble fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Jan 20, 2024

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I did NOOOOOT AOL search the boobies! I did NOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

great username
Dec 28, 2023

Mooooom! Roast Beef searched MetaCrawler for girls titties!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I didn’t have the internet porn as a kid.

I had woods porn, and the porn my friends and I would find under our father’s or older brother’s mattresses.

And then cable tv happened, and scrambled porn came about, and that changed everything!

You kids today… *yells at cloud*

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Ask Jeeves where the boobs are

great username
Dec 28, 2023

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I didn’t have the internet porn as a kid.

I had woods porn, and the porn my friends and I would find under our father’s or older brother’s mattresses.

And then cable tv happened, and scrambled porn came about, and that changed everything!

You kids today… *yells at cloud*

Meticulously studying the film schedule and content description at the front of the monthly cable guide for the Sacred Sigils.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Nothing beats doing your first porn search on the family computer, thinking you deleted the evidence, and having a dad who's a network administrator.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

ManBoyChef posted:

Everyone is their avatar right?

I just wanted to find my frog

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I didn’t have the internet porn as a kid.

I had woods porn, and the porn my friends and I would find under our father’s or older brother’s mattresses.

And then cable tv happened, and scrambled porn came about, and that changed everything!

You kids today… *yells at cloud*

Also old-ish here. Remember Cinemax on cable? They'd have a block they called "Max After Dark" and they'd just show straight up porn in the middle of the night, unscrambled. Woods porn was also very much a real phenomenon.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Escape From Noise posted:

Nothing beats doing your first porn search on the family computer, thinking you deleted the evidence, and having a dad who's a network administrator.

When we were kids, my brother went up in the attic because we had some boxes of toys put away, and wanted them for whatever reason. Well, he found Dad's stash of Playboys. And being the smart kid he was, he waited until our parents were gone to go up and grab some. But he realized having magazines in his room would be proof he took them, so instead he cut out the boobs from each page and kept those small bits of paper instead. Because moths would totally eat just that part of the magazines.

Compared to me finding my mom's romance books and flipping down the page edge at the sex scene parts because that was also totally not obvious.


I can't imagine Trump as a kid finding Playboys in the attic or in the woods.

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


tek79 posted:

Also old-ish here. Remember Cinemax on cable? They'd have a block they called "Max After Dark" and they'd just show straight up porn in the middle of the night, unscrambled. Woods porn was also very much a real phenomenon.

Softcore porn, at least. Nothing explicit, I don't think they could get away with that.

Showtime still has some

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