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Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
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Thursday Neon #13 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
19th of October 2023

Tag Team Match (KO on) 0:08:42
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) lobster shirt / Hazamuth vs GBS (Literally A Person / Tarquinn / Beefed Owl / Super Sweet Best Pal)
Outcome: Hazamuth wins it for their team by KO:ing Super Sweet Best pal (in 17 minutes and 13 seconds)

BYOB Promo 0:37:16

Submission Match 0:39:37
roxy vs Tenkaris
Outcome: roxy wins by submission (in 9 minutes and 42 seconds)

Triple Threat 0:54:27
CubicalSucrose vs Lpzie vs ilmucche
Outcome: ilmucche wins by submission (in 6 minutes and 21 seconds)

Stiev Awt Promo 1:05:17

Regular Rules Match
Bedpan vs GateOfD
Outcome:

4-way Team Elimination Match 1:11:20
Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles) vs Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) vs Yob Squad (barnold / baka fwocka fwame) vs WT. Fits / Cat Hatter
---
Snooze Cruise eliminates Ammat the Ankh (KO)
Leraika eliminates Cat hatter (pin)
W.T. Fits eliminates barnold (KO)
Leraika eliminates W.T. Fits (KO)
Leraika eliminates Grassy Knowles (pin)
Leraika eliminates baka fwocka fwame (pin)
---
Outcome: Merry Meeple Massacre (in 12 minutes and 56 seconds)

Shinjobi True Crime 1:31:58

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 1:36:39
Toph Bei Fong (belt holder) vs Solefald
Outcome: Toph Bei Fong wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 13 seconds)

Skull Gem Promo 1:50:30

Mixed Tag Team Match 1:53:39
Subjunctive / Wiggly Wayne DDS vs marumaru / FilthyImp
Outcome: FilthyImp wins it for their team by KO:ing Wiggly Wayne DDS (in 3 minutes and 59 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 2:06:43
Dr. Cool Aids vs Coward
Outcome: Dr. Cool Aids wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 55 seconds)
Note: This match replaced the bedpan vs GateOfD match

Regular Rules Match 2:17:10
Tawal vs Danaru
Outcome: Danaru wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 46 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Non Title 2:31:01
Lady Radia vs Megamissen
Outcome: Lady Radia wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 22 seconds)

It Came From the Leper's Colony Trailer 2:39:17

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Nov 14, 2023

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Tuesday Titan #15 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
24th of October 2023

Triple Threat Match 0:07:05
Zoya vs symbolic vs Grassy Knowles
Outcome: Grassy Knowles wins by pinning symbolic (in 6 minutes and 58 seconds)

ghosthorse promo 0:18:03

Regular Rules Match 0:22:29
Monathin vs dromal phrenia
Outcome: Monathin wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 35 seconds)

Stiev Awt promo part 1 0:30:23

4v4 Faction War: 0:33:40
Ohtori Akio / Zodium / Leadthumb / BRJurgis vs Hoookechoes / your friend sk / Cthulu Carl / Quantum of Phallus
---
04:30 Hookechoes eliminates BRJurgis
06:37 Leadthumb eliminates Hookechoes
08:11 Ohtori Akio eliminates your friend sk
13:05 Quantum of Phallus eliminates Ohtori Akio
13:24 Quantum of Phallus eliminates Leadthumb
15:52 Cthulu Carl Eliminates Zodium
---
Outcome: Hookechoes / your friend sk / Cthulu Carl / Quantum of Phallus wins (in 15 minutes and 53 seconds)

The Banned Heel Team in a Sauna 0:59:33

Regular Rules Match 1:03:48
bedpan vs GateOfD
Outcome: bedpan wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 2 seconds)

Autisanal Cheese is Missing - The Basement 1:09:26

Triple Threat Match 1:11:52
FirstnameLastname vs Insetik vs ddinkins
Outcome: Insetik47 wins by pinning FirstnameLastname (in 14 minutes and 50 seconds)

Stiev Awt promo part 2 1:31:06

~~Falls Count Anywhere~~ Regular Rules Match 1:33:04
Papa Was a Video Toaster vs Tias
Outcome: Tias wins by pin
Note: Swizzler put in the wrong match type (in 7 minutes and 9 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match 1:45:34
HaschelCedrickson vs Blorange vs KungFuGrip vs Prayer Group
Outcome: HaschelCedrickson wins by pinning Prayer Group (in 8 minutes and 31 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 1:59:15
Subjunctive vs Malsangoroth
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 57 seconds)

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:10:08
Hot Diggity! vs Pog Boyfriend
Outcome: Hot Diggity! wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by ddinkins
Note: Pog Boyfriend was billed as A Special Guest from SAD (in 3 minutes and 50 seconds)

ddinkins promo 2:16:47

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Oct 26, 2023

# ? Oct 24, 2023 22:55

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Thursday Neon #14 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
26th of October 2023

Faction War 0:09:55
Cavauro / B33rchiller / biosterous vs neoaxd / Mekchu / Shinjobi
---
Shinjobi eliminates B33rChiller (KO)
neoaxd eliminates Cavauro (KO)
Mekchu eliminates biosterous (KO)
---
Outcome: neoaxd / Mekchu / Shinjobi wins (in 8 minutes and 53 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 0:31:23
Kild vs Beefed Owl
Outcome: Beefed Owl wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 36 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:42:35
verbal enema / sube vs Randy Travesty / baka fwocka fwame
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins it for their team by pinning sube (in 5 minutes and 13 seconds)

Triple Threat 0:53:10
That Basque Guy vs explosivo vs Vincent Van Goatse
Outcome: Vincent Van Goatse wins by pinning That Basque Guy (in 7 minutes and 21 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 1:07:50
Cat Hatter vs Solefald
Outcome: Solefald wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 38 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match 1:19:26
That DICK! vs Stiev Awt vs Major Isoor vs copy
Outcome: Major isoor wins by pinning copy (in 5 minutes and 22 seconds)

6-woman One Fall Match 1:33:58
Toph Bei Fong vs Space Kablooey vs Leraika vs Metis Of The Hallway vs barnold vs sb hermit
Outcome: barnold wins by pinning Toph Bei Fong (in 13 minutes and 22 seconds)

Triple Threat Match 1:57:13
vyelkin vs FurnaceFace vs Swizzler
Outcome: vyelkin wins by pinning FurnaceFace (in 8 minutes and 48 seconds)

Submission Match 2:12:02
Megamissen vs roxy
Outcome: roxy wins by submission (in 6 minutes and 22 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:40

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It Came From the Leper's Colony! PPV (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
29th of October 2023

Battle Royale - Match of the Dead 0:01:33
ARRGHPLEASENONONONO vs Bastard Tetris vs Harold Fjord vs Spooder-Mun
Special Stipulation: The winner comes back to life!
---
06:16 Bastard Tetris eliminates Spooder-Mun
10:13 Bastard Tetris eliminates ARRGHPLEASENONONONO
10:45 Bastard Tetris eliminates Harold Fjord
---
Outcome: Bastard Tetris wins (in 10 minutes and 46 seconds)

10-woman Royal Rumble 0:18:27
Special Stipulation: The winner becomes #1 contender for the World Championship Title, challenges at the next Worldwide

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Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 Cat Hatter		00.00	04.53	04.53	9	0	Solefald	
02 Sisal Two-Step	00.00	07.41	07.41	7	0	Lady Radia	
03 Coward		00.36	14.07	13.31	1	5		
04 Solefald		01.12	09.25	08.13	5	1	Lady Radia	
05 Lady Radia		01.49	13.06	11.17	3	2	Coward	
06 W.T. Fits		02.25	04.37	02.12	10	0	Coward	
07 Tenkaris		03.01	06.27	03.26	8	0	roxy	
08 sb hermit		03.37	10.07	06.30	4	0	Coward	
09 roxy			05.42	08.34	02.52	6	1	Coward	
10 baka fwocka fwame	06.18	14.07	07.49	2	0	Coward

Outcome: Coward wins (in 17 minutes and 8 seconds)

20-man Royal Rumble 0:38:11
Special Stipulation: The winner becomes #1 contender for the World Championship Title, challenges at the November 14th Titan

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Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 That DICK!		00.00	04.15	04.15	20	0	FilthyImp
02 LAP			00.00	23.11	23.11	5	2	KungFu Grip
03 Haschel		00.36	06.42	06.06	19	0	Danaru
04 Danaru		01.12	08.16	07.04	17	2	FilthyImp
05 FilthyImp		01.49	15.45	13.56	10	3	Blorange
06 copy			02.25	07.02	04.37	18	0	Danaru
07 PWAVT		03.01	10.41	07.40	16	0	IGgy IGsen
08 IGgy IGsen		03.37	12.38	09.01	14	1	Beefed Owl
09 Beefed Owl		05.18	15.37	10.19	11	1	Jeremor
10 explosivo		07.57	11.51	03.54	15	0	FilthyImp
11 Jeremor		08.33	18.20	09.47	7	3	LAP
12 SSBP			09.18	15.28	06.10	12	0	Jeremor
13 Stiev Awt		11.48	12.56	01.08	13	0	Jeremor
14 Blorange		13.02	20.29	07.27	6	1	KungFu Grip
15 Monathin		13.53	16.10	02.17	9	0	LAP
16 Major Isoor		14.29	26.40	12.11	3	1	Roman Reigns
17 MacheteZombie	16.41	17.38	00.57	8	0	Major Isoor
18 KungFu Grip		17.17	23.57	06.40	4	2	Crescent W
19 Crescent W		17.53	28.20	10.27	2	1	Roman Reigns
20 Roman Reigns		18.29	28.20	09.51	1	2

Outcome: ...Roman Reigns wins (in 28 minutes and 21 seconds)
Note: Roman Reigns was not supposed to be in the match

Extreme Rules Match - Exorcism of the Cursed Skull Gem of Financial Advice 1:12:56
verbal enema vs Snooze Cruise
Special Stipulation: If verbal enema wins, Snooze Cruise has to take the Skull Gem back
Outcome: Snooze Cruise wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 36 seconds)

Ladder Match - Battle for the Baton 1:25:03
Metis of the Hallway vs Namtab vs bedpan vs barnold vs ghosthorse
Special Stipulation: The winner gets the baton and a wish!
Outcome: ghosthorse wins by getting the briefcase (in 2 minutes and 41 seconds)

Elimination Tag Team Match - Battle For Petty Grudges On The Forums 1:36:37
FutonForensic / Hazamuth / lobster shirt vs Iron Crowned / lollontee / Plinkey
Special Stipulation: If the Banned wins, the other team gets Red Texted
---
04:42 FutonForensic eliminates Iron Crowned (KO)
07:29 lobster shirt eliminates Plinkey (KO)
09:10 lobster shirt eliminates lollontee (pin)
---
Outcome: FutonForensic / Hazamuth / lobster shirt wins (in 9 minutes and 13 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Battle For Righteous Revenge On The Forums 1:56:32
Jeffrey of YOSPOS / Fluffdaddy vs Larry Parrish / CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Outcome: Larry Parrish wins it for their team by pinning Fluffdaddy (in 3 minutes and 36 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 2:06:19
Pewdiepie (belt holder) vs Tawal
Outcome: Tawal wins by pin (in 2 minutes and 54 seconds)

TLC Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 2:17:25
Leadthumb (belt holder) vs BRJurgis vs Hookechoes vs ~~Ohtori Akio~~ vs Cthulu Carl vs your friend sk vs ~~Zodium~~ vs Quantum of Phallus
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by getting the briefcase (in 8 minutes and 1 seconds)
Note: Swizzler forgot to put Ohtori Akio and Zodium in the match

Triple Threat - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 2:36:18
Toph Bei Fong (belt holder) vs Space Kablooey vs Leraika
Outcome: Leraika wins by pinning Space Kablooey (in 7 minutes and 48 seconds)

Tables Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:51:59
neoaxd (belt holder) vs Shinjobi vs Mekchu
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by putting Mekchu through a table (in 8 minutes and 1 seconds)

Triple Threat - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 3:07:09
Cavauro (belt holder) vs B33rChiller vs biosterous
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pinning B33rChiller (in 7 minutes and 3 seconds)

6-woman 2v2v2 Tornado Tag Team Match - :nallears:

Women's Tag Team Championship Belt 3:23:10
Imp Zone (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic) (belt holders) vs Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles) vs Yob Squad B (Randy Travesty / Zoya)
Outcome: Yob Squad B wins by Randy Travesty Pinning symbolic (in 7 minutes and 24 seconds)

6-man 2v2v2 Tornado Tag Team Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Team Championship Belt 3:38:44
Gamers Rise Up (Insetik47 / Wiggly Wayne DDS) (belt holders) vs The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse) vs DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins)
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up wins by Wiggly Wayne DDS pinning ddinkins
Note: Wiggly Wayne DDS is a stand in for Hazamuth who is in another match (in 5 minutes and 53 seconds)

Elimination Match - :jerky:

Men's World Championship Belt - 6-6-6 Tournament Final 3:53:04
Lpzie vs Vyelkin vs CubicalSucrose vs ilmucche vs FurnaceFace vs TheSwizzler
---
05:40 Vyelkin eliminates Lpzie
06:10 Vyelkin eliminates TheSwizzler
08:43 FurnaceFace eliminates ilmucche
12:13 Vyelkin eliminates CubicalSucrose
12:29 Vyelkin eliminates FurnaceFace
---
Outcome: Vyelkin wins
Note: As the belt was vacated there is no current holder (in 12 minutes and 30 seconds)

15 Minute Ironman Match - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 4:15:12
Megamissen (belt holder) vs Subjunctive
---
02:11 1-0 count out
06:50 2-0 submission
07:06 3-0 pin
07:20 4-0 submission
07:26 5-0 pin
08:10 6-0 pin
08:24 7-0 submission
08:54 8-0 pin
10:09 8-1 pin
13:27 9-2 double count out
14:18 9-3 pin
---
Outcome: Megamissen wins (in 15 minutes and 2 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Oct 29, 2023 16:15

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Samhain Shuffle (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
31st of October 2023
Note: All matches are random, both type and particiants are decided by the wheel

3v3 Elimination Tag Team Match 0:14:06
KungFu Grip / copy / Hazamuth vs Ohtori Akio / CubicalSucrose FurnaceFace
---
09:05 FurnaceFace eliminates Hazamuth (KO)
10:38 KungFu Grip eliminates Ohtori Akio (KO)
13:12 KungFu Grip eliminates CubicalSucrose (KO)
15:20 FurnaceFace eliminates copy (KO)
16:43 KungFu Grip eliminates FurnaceFace (KO)
---
Outcome: KungFu Grup / copy / Hazamuth wins (in 16 mintues and 44 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 0:41:08
Wiggly Wayne DDS vs BRJurgis
Outcome: Wiggly Wayne DDS wins by pin

3v3 Elimination Tag Match 0:59:00
Space Kablooey / Snooze Cruise / roxy vs Toph Bei Fong / Randy Travesty / ghosthorse
roxy eliminates Toph Bei Fong (KO)
Space Kablooey eliminates Randy Travesty (KO)
Space Kablooet eliminates ghosthorse (PIN)
Outcome: Space Kablooey / Snooze Cruise / roxy wins

The SAW Team goes on a Ghost Hunt! part 1 1:18:25

Triple Threat Ladder Match 1:27:02
barnold vs Dr. Cool Aids vs Coward
Outcome: barnold wins by getting the briefcase

2v2v2v2 Team Elimination Match 1:47:20
Sisal Two-Step / baka fwocka fwame vs sb hermit / bedpan vs marumaru / Zoya vs Tenkaris / Leraika
---
Sisal Two-Step eliminates marumaru (pin)
bedpan eliminates Leraika (KO)
sb hermit eliminates bwaka fwocka fwame (pin)
Sisal Two-Step eliminates bedpan (pin)
Sisal Two-Step eliminates Tenkaris (pin)
Zoya eliminates sb hermit (KO)
Zoya eliminates Sisal Two-Step (pin)
---
Outcome: marumaru / Zoya wins

The SAW Team goes on a Ghost Hunt! part 2 2:11:20

Hell in a Cell 2:18:28
Harold Fjord vs Quantum of Phallus
Outcome: Qunatum of Phallus wins by submission

The SAW Team goes on a Ghost Hunt! part 3 2:29:05

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:35

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Thursday Neon #15 - Non-Canon with Prop Bets
2nd of November 2023
Note: This stream is non-canon

Triple Threat 0:11:03
TheSwizzler vs Kild vs Tarquinn
Prob Bet: How many nutshots will Kild be hit with? (0 / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4+, Outcome: 0)
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins by pinning Kild

Regular Rules Match 0:23:58
Papa Was A Video Toaster vs Beefed Owl
Prop Bet: How long will the match be? (0-3 / 3-5 / 5-8 / 8-10 / 10+, Outcome: 0-3)
Outcome: Beefed Owl wins by pin

Triple Threat Tables Match 0:32:26
Megamissen vs Namtab vs Metis of the Hallway
Prop Bet: Where will the table break? (in-ring normal / in-ring corner / outside the ring Outcome: in ring normal)
Outcome: Metis of the Hallway "wins" by "putting" Megamissen "through a table"
Note: Megamissen did not make contact with the table and Metis was between them and the table when it broke
In fact, no part of Megamissen entered the space taken up by the table throughout the animation

Mixed Tag Match 0:42:42
Literally A Person / Solefald vs Ammat The Ankh / Vicent Van Goatse
Prop Bet: Will fall be made by the mens or womens division? (men's / women's, Outcome: women's)
Outcome: Solefald wins it for their team by pinning Ammat The Ankh

Ladder Match 0:55:21
Hookechoes vs Zodium vs Steiv Awt
Prop Bet: How many ladders will be in the ring at the end of the match? (0??? / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4, Outcome: 2)
Outcome: Zodium wins by getting the briefcase

Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere 1:09:03
W.T. Fits vs Cat Hatter vs verbal enema
Prop Bet: How will the match end? (in ring pin / out of ring pin /in ring submission / out of ring submission, Outcome: in ring pin)
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins by pinning Cat Hatter

Tornado Tag ~~Cage Match~~ 1:26:20
PSP Oildome (ilmucche / Mekchu) vs Cinema Discusso (Crescent Wrench / MacheteZombie)
Prop Bet: ~~Which wrestler will escape the cage first? (ilmucche / Mekchu / Crescent Wrench / MacheteZombie, Outcome:)~~
Will Swizzler apologize to Roxy? (yes / yes but its option 2, Outcome: bet cancelled)
Outcome: Cinema Discusso wins by Crescent Wrench pinning ilmucche
Note: Swizzler forgot to make it a cage match

4v4 War Games 1:40:37
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47) / Vyelkin / neoaxd vs Cthulu Carl / Cavauro / Shinjobi / Pewdiepie
Prop Bet: Who will get the win? (Hazamuth / Insetik47 / Vyeklin / neoaxd / Cthulu Carl / Cavauro / Shinjobi / Pewdiepie, Outcome: Cthulu Carl)
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins it for their pinning neoaxd

Elimination Chamber 2:00:34
Bastard Tetris vs That DICK! vs ~~FilthyImp~~ vs Super Sweet Best Pal vs explosivo vs ~~Danaru~~ vs ddinkins vs Lpzie
Prop Bet: Who will enter last? (Bastard Tetris / That DICK! / Super Sweet Best Pal / explosivo / ddinkins / Lpzie, Outcome:)
Extra Prop Bet: Who will be eliminated first? (same as above, Outcome: Lpzie)
Extra Prop Bet: Who will win? (Super Sweet Best Pal / explosivo / Bastard Tetris, Outcome: explosivo)
Outcome: Explosivo wins
Note: Swizzler forgot Elimination Chamber can only have 6 participants

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Nov 10, 2023

# ? Nov 2, 2023 23:48

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Tuesday Titan #16 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
7th of November 2023

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 0:10:12
Pewdiepie (belt holder) vs Hookechoes
Outcome: Hookechoes wins by submission (in 11 minutes and 51 seconds)

Ad Bumper 0:25:35

3v3 Faction Warfare 0:28:36
GBS (Literally A Person / Tarquinn / Beefed Owl) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (That DICK / Quantum of Phallus / explosivo)
---
02:58 Literally A Person eliminates Quantum of Phallus (count out)
04:46 Literally A Person eliminates explosivo (pin)
06:42 Beefed Owl eliminates That DICK! (pin)
---
Outcome: GBS wins (in 6 minutes and 43 seconds)

Ad Bumper 0:40:14

Regular Rules Match 0:42:03
Grassy Knowles vs W.T. Fits
Outcome: Grassy Knowles wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 3 seconds)

~~Tornado Tag Team Match~~ 1v2 Tornado Handicap Match 0:52:32
PSP Oildome (SuplexLiberace / ~~Mekchu~~) vs DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins)
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by Autisanal Cheese pinning SuplexLiberace
Note: Mekchu abandoned his teammate! (in 6 minutes and 53 seconds)

Cthulu Carl Drug PSA 1:02:40

Triple Threat Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 1:05:20
Cthulu Carl (belt holder) vs Ohtori Akio vs Kid Zodium
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins by pinning Zodium (in 13 minutes and 40 seconds)

Haunted Terlet 1:23:25

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF belt 1:26:42
ilmucche vs Cavauro (belt holder)
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 7 seconds)

Hell in A Cell 1:35:34
roxy vs Namtab
Outcome: roxy wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 51 seconds)

Mekchu Promo 1:46:52

Battle Royale - Final Four 1:50:42
Kild? vs Crescent Wrench vs KungFuGrip vs Major Isoor
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes #1 contender for the Men's World Championship Belt at 14th November Titan
---
01:50 Kild? eliminates Crescent Wrench
02:28 KungFu Grip eliminates Major Isoor
05:06 Kild? eliminates KungFu Grip
---
Outcome: Kild? wins
Note: Something seems off with Kild... (in 5 minutes and 7 seconds)

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:14:16
ghosthorse vs GateOfD vs sube
Outcome: sube wins by pinning ghosthorse (in 8 minutes and 6 seconds)
The DEATMATCH was bough by:
Namtab (ghosthorse)
KungFu Grip (sube)
FurnaceFace (GateOfD)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Nov 22, 2023

# ? Nov 8, 2023 02:42

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Thursday Neon #16 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
9th of November 2023

John Charity Spring promo 1 0:09:47

John Charity Spring promo 2 0:10:29

Regular Rules Match 0:10:58
John Charity Spring vs Papa Was a Video Toaster
Outcome: John Charity Spring wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 21 seconds)

BYOB Backstage Attack 1 (marumaru) 0:19:29

Namtab's Declaration of War 0:20:49

8-man 2v2v2v2 Faction Warfare 0:22:51
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs Like a Falkon (copy / Lpzie) vs The Ray Parlor (Stiev Awt / Vyelkin) vs Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal)
---
06:35 Super Sweet Best Pal eliminates your friend sk
07:07 Lpzie eliminates Stiev Awt
07:56 FutonForensic eliminates HaschelCedrickson
09:20 Super Sweet Best Pal eliminates copy
10:22 Vyelkin eliminates FutonForensic
11:14 Super Sweet Best Pal eliminates Lpzie
11:41 Vyelkin eliminates Super Sweet Best Pal
---
Outcome: The Ray Parlor wins (in 11 minutes and 42 seconds)

BYOB Backstage Attack 2 (malsangoroth) 0:41:15

Regular Rules Match 0:43:01
Barnold vs Subjunctive
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 2 minutes and 45 seconds)

Mr. Nice! Promo 0:48:16

Regular Rules Match 0:50:43
Mr. Nice! vs FilthyImp
Outcome: FilthyImp wins by pin (in 8 minutes and 11 seconds)

Tawal Mitch Hedberg Joke 1:01:45

~~3v3 Faction Warfare~~ 1v3 Handicap Match 1:04:45
ADTRW (sb hermit / ~~marumaru~~ / ~~malsangoroth~~) vs BYOB (baka fwocka fwame / Randy Travesty / Zoya)
Outcome: BYOB wins by Zoya pinning sb hermit
Note: BYOB ambushed marumaru and malsangoroth before the match! (in 7 minutes and 53 seconds)

Hookechoes Promo 1:15:02

Mixed Tag Team Match 1:18:06
Megamissen / Bastard Tetris vs Metis of the Hallway / Blorange
Outcome: Bastard Tetris wins it for their team by pinning Blorange (in 5 minutes and 27 seconds)

Ad bumper (gay) 1:27:58

Tables Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:30:21
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Jeremor
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by putting Jeremor through a table (in 5 mintues and 10 seconds)

Ad Bumper: ePa Watch Club 1:38:39

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 1:41:51
Leraika (belt holder) vs Toph Bei Fong
Outcome: Toph Bei Fong wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 12 seconds)

Ghosthorse Promo 1:51:41

DEATHMATCH :murder:

1:54:36
FurnaceFace vs Jim Cramer (gender gassed)
Outcome: FurnaceFace wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by CubicalSucrose
Note: Jim Cramer (gender gassed) was billed as A Special Guest from BFC (in 4 minutes and 51 seconds)

Ad Bumper (gay, replay) 2:02:40

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# ? Nov 9, 2023 23:58

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Titan #17 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
14th of November 2023

Regular Rules Match 0:08:41
Seth Pecksniff vs ThatBasqueGuy
Special Stipulation: Welcome to SAW, Seth, here's a terror clown.
Outcome: ThatBasqueGuy wins by pin (matchtime 13:52)

Zoya is attacked! 0:25:58

3v3 Tornado Tag Team Match 0:30:20
TG (Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) / Coward) vs CSPAM (Rock the Vote (Megamissen / Toph Bei Fong / bedpan))
Outcome: Rock the Vote wins by bedpan pinning Snooze Cruise (matchtime 04:41)

BYOB promo 0:39:39

2v2v2v2 Team Elimination Match 0:44:11
Team Discovery Channel vs Yobtoberfest (B33rChiller and biosterous) vs Team USPol vs Politburo
Special Stipulation: Winner Advances to a #1 Contender's Match for The SAW Men's Tag Titles
---
biosterous eliminates lobster shirt (pin)
Zodium eliminates BRJurgis (KO)
B33rChiller eliminates Super Sweet Best Pal (KO)
B33rChiller eliminates Harold Fjord (pin)
biosterous eliminates Zodium (pin)
B33rChiller eliminates HaschelCedrickson (KO)
---
Outcome: Yobtoberfest wins (matchtime 16:44)

Crescent Wrench promo 1:09:22

Triple Threat Match 1:13:03
Hookechoes vs Crescent Wrench vs your friend sk
Special Stipulation: Winner Challenges for the Larryweight Title Next Week
Outcome: Hookechoes wins by pinning Crescent Wrench (matchtime 08:19)

Bad Punk bumper 1:26:55

Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere 1:29:14
CubicalSucrose vs Jeremor vs Steiv Awt
Outcome: CubicalSucrose wins by pinning Jeremor (matchtime 06:02)

Real Fake Wrestling bumper1:39:27

~~Tornado Tag Team Match~~ Tornado Handicap Match 1:42:34
Working Maids (sube / GateOfD) vs ~~Yob Squad~~ (Randy Travesty / ~~Zoya~~)
Outcome: Working Maids wins by sube pinning Randy Travesty (matchtime 14:12)
Note: Zoya got taken out by marumaru and malsangoroth before the match

A Seance for Pigs 1:59:08

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday PYF Belt 2:03:03
Cavauro (belt holder) vs Literally A Person
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin (matchtime 06:08)

That DICK! promo2:14:32

Triple Threat Elimination Match - :jerky:

Men's World Championship Belt 2:18:34
Vyelkin (belt holder) vs That DICK! vs Kild
---
That DICK! eliminates Kild (pin)
That DICK! eliminates Vyelkin (pin)
---
Outcome: That DICK! wins (matchtime 07:33)

Namtab promo 2:31:31

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:33:49
barnold vs Namtab
Outcome: barnold wins by pin (matchtime 09:11)
The DEATMATCH was bought by:
your friend sk (Namtab)
Namtab (barnold)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Nov 24, 2023

# ? Nov 14, 2023 22:31

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
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Thursday Neon #17 (full vod)
16th of November 2023

Regular Rules Match 0:13:30
Ohtori Akio vs Tarquinn
Outcome: Tarquinn wins by count out

Mr. Nice! promo 0:27:44

Hardcore Rules Match 0:30:20
Mr. Nice vs John Charity Spring
Outcome: John Charity Spring wins by pin

PYF Belt gets gender gassed 0:38:57

Triple Threat Match 0:43:05
Insetik vs IGgy IGsen vs Monathin
Outcome: IGgy IGsen wins by pinning Monathin

Ad Bumper Stewie Griffin Politics 0:54:52

Fatal 4-way Falls Count Anywhere Match 0:57:08
Lady Radia vs Space Kablooey vs Metis of the Hallway vs Cat Hatter
Outcome: Metis of the Hallway wins by pinning Space Kablooey

Stiev Awt promo 1:09:10

Regular Rules Match 1:12:32
baka fwocka fwame vs marumaru
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins by pin

Swizzler shoots on Seth 1:23:44

2v2v2v2 Team Elimination Match 1:30:15
Tawal Boys (Tawal / Tawal UK) vs The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (explosivo / KungFuGrip) vs DEAR JEFFREY (ddinkins / Autisanal Cheese)
Special Stipulation: Winner Faces Yobtoberfest for #1 Contendership for the SAW Men's Tag Titles
---
Tawal UK eliminates Autisanal Cheese (KO)
ddinkins eliminates Vincent Van Goatse (KO)
Tawal UK eliminates ddinkins (pin)
Tawal UK eliminates KungFu Grip (KO)
explosivo eliminates Tawal UK (pin)
Tawal eliminates explosivo (KO)
FirstnameLastname eliminates Tawal (pin)
---
Outcome: The Brigade wins

Ad Bumper Roxy yelps like a pommeranian 1:55:22

Regular Rules Match 1:57:20
Grassy Knowles vs Subjunctive
Special Stipulation: Winner gets a Kawaii Title Shot Next Week on Neon
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin

Bumper Deserted Desert 2:04:04

Falls Count Anywhere Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:06:15
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Beefed Owl
Outcome: Beefed Owl wins by pin

Namtab / ghosthorse promo - The Shining 2:18:17

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:22:57
Buschmaki vs Shane Carpenter
Outcome: Buschmaki wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Tawal
Note: Shane Carpenter was billed as A Special Guest

Re-run of The Shining video 2:29:20

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Nov 25, 2023

# ? Nov 17, 2023 01:38

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SAW Worldwide #2 (full vod)
18th of November 2023

PYF Title Qualifier 0:08:42
Tornado Tag Team Match
W.T. Fits / FurnaceFace vs Metis of the Hallway / barnold
Special Stipulation: Winning team faces each other on Titan for the SAW PYF Title
Outcome: barnold wins it for their team by pinning W.T. Fits
Note: Poll Winners #1 and #2 vs Poll Winners #3 and #4
Note: FurnaceFace and Metis of the Hallway had even votes, team decided by wheel

Exorcism for Pigs part 1 0:19:01

3v3 Team Elimination Match 0:23:12
ePa (TheSwizzler / dromal phrenia / IGgy IGsen) vs PYF (Hookechoes / FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse)
---
TheSwizzler eliminates Hookecheoes (KO)
Vincent Van Goatse eliminates dromal phrenia (KO)
IGgy IGsen eliminates Vincent Van Goatse (pin)
IGgy IGsen eliminates FirstnameLastname (KO)
---
Outcome: ePa wins

Monathin Promo 0:45:03

Submission Match 0:47:96
sb hermit vs Solefald
Outcome: sb hermit wins by submission

Ad Bumper Beans on Toast 1:00:37

4v4 Team Elimination Match 1:05:15
Video Games (Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47) / Blorange) / Wiggly Wayne DDS vs ADTRW (Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie) Plumbing & Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi))
---
Shinjobi eliminates Insetik47 (KO)
Blorange eliminate Pewdiepie (KO)
Wiggly Wayne DDS eliminates FilthyImp (KO)
Shinjobi eliminates Wiggly Wayne DDS (KO)
Hazamuth eliminates Shinjobi (KO)
Hazamtuth eliminates Kild (pin)
---
Outcome: Video Games / Wiggly Wayne DDS wins
Note: The match was supposed to be VG vs CSPAM but Swizzler messed up

Chair bumper 1:32:36

Regular Rules Match (manager) 1:34:34
MacheteZombie vs Tawal (Crescent Wrench)
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins by pin

Mumsnet anti-bumper 1:44:35

Mixed Tag Team Match 1:47:28
Roxy / John Charity Spring vs Dr. Cool Aids / Major Isoor
Outcome: John Charity Spring wins it for their team by KO:ing Major Isoor

Exorcism for Pigs part 2 1:59:57

Street Fight 2:01:44
Danaru vs copy
Outcome: No Contest
Note: They got stuck at the ramp, the attempt to get them get to the ring ended with copy getting an unfair win

Ad Bumper Biosf�romr�det �stra V�tterbranterna 2:24:55

Battle Royale 2:28:51
Monathin vs ilmucche vs Mekchu vs Quantum of Phallus vs FutonForensic vs neoaxd vs Jeremor vs Mr. Nice!
Special Stipulation: Winner Will face the SAW Flamewar Champ at Glizzy Christmas in a 1v1 Match
---
Jeremor eliminates neoaxd
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Jeremor
Mekchu eliminates Monathin
FutonForensic eliminates Quantum of Phallus
Mr. Nice! eliminates Mekchu
ilmucche eliminates FutonForensic
Mr. Nice! eliminates ilmucche
---
Outcome: Mr Nice! wins

Tornado Tag Team Match - :nallears:

Women's Tag Team Champsionship Belts 2:53:00
Yob Squad B (Randy Travesty / Zoya) (belt holders) vs Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise)
Outcome: Merry Meeple Massacre wins by Snooze Cruise pinning Randy Travesty

3:13:06

4v4 Team Elimination Match 3:16:55
BYOB (Yobtoberfest (B33rChiller / biosterous) / Papa Was a Video Toaster / your friend sk) vs CSPAM (Punching is Praxis (Eat The Rich / Jose) / Politburo (lobster shirt / Zodium))
---
your friend sk eliminates Zodium (KO)
Jose eliminates your friend sk (KO)
lobster shirt eliminates B33rChiller (KO)
biosterous eliminates lobster shirt (KO)
Papa Was A Video Toaster eliminates Jose (pin)
biosterous eliminates Eat The Rich (ko)
---
Outcome: BYOB wins
Note: The match was supposed to be BYOB vs ADTRW but Swizzler messed up

Namtab / ghosthorse promo - the clock 3:48:01

VillainsWiki Hell In A Cell Match 3:50:36
Ohtori Akio vs Seth Pecksniff
Outcome: Seth Pecksniff wins by pin

Regular Rules Match - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 4:10:49
Megamissen (belt holder) vs Coward
Outcome: Coward wins by pin

Elite 4 Tournament Trailer 4:22:47

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Nov 26, 2023

# ? Nov 18, 2023 20:09

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022; got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Tuesday Titan #18 (full vod)
21st of November 2023
Note: FirstnameLastename posted here by accident, reusing the post -Megamissen

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 0:12:25
Pewdiepie (belt holder) vs ThatBasqueGuy
Outcome: ThatBasqueGuy wins by pin

Hookechoes Promo 0:18:20

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:22:02
Cavauro / That DICK! vs The Ray Parlour (Stiev Awt / Vyelkin)
Outcome: The Ray Parlour wins by Stiev Awt pinning That DICK!

MacheteZombie Promo 0:32:19

~~Ladder Match~~ Fatal 3-way - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 0:36:03
MacheteZombie vs tawal vs CrescentWrench vs Hookechoes
Outcome: Tawal wins by pinning CrescentWrench
Note: As the belt was vacated there is not champion
Note: Swizzler forgot to make it a ladder match

Regular Rules Match - Elite 4 Tournament Match 10:48:59
baka fwocka fwame vs sb hermit
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins by pin

Regular Rules Match 0:56:54
Rags to Liches vs Papa Was A Video Toaster
Outcome: Papa Was A Video Toaster wins by pin

~~Tornado~~ Tag Team Match 1:09:44
Yobtoberfest (B33rChiller / biosterous) vs The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse)
Special Stipulation: Winner Contends For the SAW Men's Tag Team Titles at Glizzy Christmas
Outcome: The Brigade wins by Count Out (B33rchiller, Vincent Van Goatse
Note: Swizzler forgot to make it tornado

Regular Rules Match - Elite 4 Tournament Match 2 1:16:35
Lady Radia vs roxy
Outcome: roxy wins by pin

Cat from Calgary 1:24:05

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt1:26:04
barnold vs Metis of the Hallway
Outcome: Metis of the Hallway wins by pin
Note: As the belt was just moved over to the Women's Division there is no champion

DEATHMATCH :murder:

- Team Elimination Handicap Match (no KO) 1:33:58
Tarquinn / Seth Pecksniff vs The Three Stooges (Moe Howard / Larry Fine / Curly Howard)
Special Stipulation: If you're Eliminated, You Die!
---
Larry Fine eliminates Tarquinn (pin)
Larry Fine eliminates Seth Pecksniff (pin)
---
Outcome: The Three Stooges win (Tarquinn and Seth Pecksniff dies)
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Super Sweet Best Pal, Tawal and ddinkins
Note: ??? were billed as 3 Special Guests

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Nov 26, 2023

# ? Nov 18, 2023 23:36

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #18 (full vod)
23rd of November 2023

Regular Rules Match 0:07:57
Monathin vs BRJurgis
Outcome: BRJurgis wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 33 seconds)

Swizzler bumper 0:18:10

2v2v2 Tornado Tag Team Match 0:20:35
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) vs DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins)
Outcome: Team Discovery Channel wins by HaschelCedrickson pinning Autisanal Cheese (in 6 minutes and 21 seconds)

Who's that Pokemon? 0:32:05

6-man Battle Royale
explosivo vs John Charity Spring vs Bastard Tetris vs Blorange vs Literally A Person vs Mekchu
Special Stipulation: Winner gets last entry in the Glizzy Christmas Royal Rumble Match
---
Literally A Person eliminates Blorange
explosivo eliminates Literally A Person
Bastard Tetris eliminates John Charity Spring
Mekchu eliminates explosivo
Bastard Tetris eliminates Mekchu
---
Outcome: Bastard Tetris wins 0:35:25 (in 8 minutes and 0 seconds)

Insetik bumper 0:52:27

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:55:55
Yob Squad B (Randy Travesty / Zoya) / Megamissen vs Space Kablooey / marumaru / GateOfD
Outcome: Megamissen wins it for their team by pinning Space Kablooey (in 4 mintues and 27 seconds)

Press Conference with Ohtori Akio addressing the backstage incident 1:07:15

Falls Count Anywhere 1:12:38
copy vs Danaru
Outcome: copy win by pin (in 7 minutes and 4 seconds)
Note: This match is a do-over of the match at Worldwide that ended in a no contest

Namtab / ghosthorse promo 1:22:20

Tables, Ladders and Chairs - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt
Beefed Owl (belt holder) vs Lpzie
Outcome: Lpzie wins by getting the briefcase 1:27:27 (in 0 minutes and 48 seconds)

Team Elimination Match 1:35:02
TG (Leraika / Snooze Cruise / Coward) vs PYF (Tenkaris / Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles)
---
Coward eliminates Ammat the Ankh (KO)
Snooze Cruise eliminates Grassy Knowles (KO)
Snooze Cruise eliminates Tenkaris (KO)
---
Outcome: TG wins
Note: The game bugged out and would not end despite PYF being eliminates, so swizzler had to end the match and manually assign TG as winners

Regular Rules Match (?) - Ohio vs Michigan Collage American Football Grudge Match 1:50:54
Cthulu Carl vs Lady Radia
Outcome: Lady Radia wins by pin (in 8 minutes and 24 seconds)

Megamissen promo (InfoRawIsWar) 2:03:18

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 2:05:42
Toph Bei Fong (belt holder) vs Subjunctive
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 26 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Nov 24, 2023

# ? Nov 23, 2023 23:18

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Tuesday Titan #19 (full vod)
28th of November 2023

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:10:00
The New Strange Bedfellows (FurnaceFace / W.T. Fits) vs Working Maids (sube / malsangoroth)
Outcome: The New Strange Bedfellows win by W.T. Fits pinning malsangoroth

Breen's Investigation: Megamissen 0:22:07

Tornado Tag Team match 0:28:50
Twinky and the Bear (Starsfan / Communist Bear) vs ePa (IGgy IGsen / dromal phrenia)
Outcome: ePa wins by IGgy IGsen pinning Communist Bear

ePa Watch Club: December PPV draw 0:41:16

1v3 Handicap Match 0:45:13
MacheteZombie vs CrescentWrench / Team Discovery Channel (Haschel Cedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal)
Outcome: Super Sweet Best Pal wins it for their team by pinning MacheteZombie

Swizzler Bumper 1:01:00

Regular Rules Match 1:04:14
Kild vs Insetik
Special Stipulation: Winner Gets a Pair of Air Jordan Maxes
Outcome: Insetik wins by pin

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 1:13:13
Metis of the Hallway (belt holder) vs Grassy Knowles
Outcome: Metis of the Hallway wins by pin

That's a Snooze! 1:24:00

1v3 Handicap Match 1:28:51
Lady Radia vs The Action Economy (Snooze Cruise / Leraika / Coward)
Outcome: The Action Economy wins by Leraika pinning Lady Radia

Challenge for Pigs 1:49:05

That DICK! promo 1:51:29

Hardcore Rules Match - Non-Title Match 1:54:33
That DICK! vs Shinjobi
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin

ghosthorse promo - Where's the horse, Namtab? 2:05:19

Regular Rules Match - Elite 4 Tournament Finals 2:10:29
Roxy vs baka fwocka fwame
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins by pin

SAW bumper 2:19:55

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:21:36
Cthulu Carl vs Nancy Reagan
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin
The DEATHMATCH was bought by Megamissen

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Dec 1, 2023

# ? Nov 29, 2023 00:47

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Thursday Neon #19 (full vod
30th of November 2023

In Memoriam: Heny Kissinger 0:08:49

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:10:37
Rock the Vote (Toph Bei Fong / bedpan) vs PYF (Tenkaris / Ammat The Ankh)
Outcome: Rock the Vote wins by Toph Bei Fong pinning Tenkaris

Breen's Investigation: Swizzler 0:22:58

2v2v2v2 Elimination Tornado Tag Team Match 0:28:59
Malice and Gromit (Futon Forensic) vs YobtoberFest (B33rChiller / biosterous) vs Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin) vs The Military Industrial Complex (CubicalSucrose / Mr.Nice!)
---
Monathin eliminates Mr. Nice! (KO)
Monathin eliminates CubicalSucrose (pin)
biosterous eliminates your friend sk (pin)
biosterous eliminates Monathin (KO)
biosterous eliminates Jeremor (KO)
FutonForensic eliminates B33rChiller (pin)
FutonForensic eliminates biosterous (KO)
---
Outcome: Malice and Gromit wins

Breen's Investigation: ddinkins 0:47:47

Regular Rules Match 0:51:56
Dr. Cool Aids vs Zoya
Outcome: Dr. Cool Aids wins by pin

Insetik promo 0:58:02

3v3 Tornado Tag Team Match 1:01:28
John Charity Spring / Papa Was a Video Toaster / Rags to Liches vs Leadthumb / Major Isoor / mbt
Outcome: Rags to Liches wins it for their team by pinning mbt

ghosthorse / Namtab promo 1:17:06

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:23:55
Subjunctive / Megamissen vs sb hermit / marumaru
Outcome: Subjunctive wins it for their team by pinning sb hermit

Team Elimination Match 1:36:15
Wrestlehut 2000 (neoaxd / Quantum of Phallus / KungFuGrip) vs CSPAM (copy / Politburo (lobster shirt / Zodium))
---
copy eliminates neoaxd (KO)
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Zodium (KO)
Quantum of Phallus eliminates lobster shirt (KO)
Quantum of Phallus eliminates copy (pin)
---
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins

Namtab promo 1:58:22

Regular Rules Match 2:02:30
Harold Fjord vs Tias
Outcome: Harold Fjord wins by pin

Falls Count Anywhere 2:13:58
Namtab vs Barnold
Outcome: Namtab wins by pin

Cage Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:23:07
Lpzie (belt holder) vs explosivo
Outcome: explosivo wins by escaping the cage

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# ? Nov 30, 2023 23:04

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Tuesday Titan #20 (full vod)
December 5th 2023

Team Elimination Match 0:06:57
neoaxd / KungFu Grip / Quantum of Phallus / ddinkins vs CubicalSucrose / ilmucche / Beefed Owl / Monathin
---
ddinkins eliminates Beefed Owl
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Monathin
CubicalSucrose eliminates ddinkins
KungFu Grip eliminates CubicalSucrose
ilmucche eliminates KungFu Grip
Quantum of Phallus eliminates ilmucche
---
Outcome: neoaxd / KungFu Grip / Quantum of Phallus / ddinkins wins

That DICK! / Cavauro Home Depot Promo part 1 0:30:29

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:35:23
TG (Leraika / Snooze Cruise / Coward) vs BYOB (barnold / Randy Travesty / Zoya)
Outcome: TG wins by Snooze Cruise forcing Randy Travesty to tap out

Happy Birthday Raku! from Snooze Cruise 0:42:19

Fatal 4-way Fall Count Anywhere - non-title 0:44:40
Steiv Awt vs explosivo vs Mr Nice! vs copy
Outcome: explosivo wins by pinning copy

Breen's Investigation: Stiev Awt / Stiev Awt Promo 0:55:31

Dick Bastardly Promo1:01:15
Note: promo plays after entrances

Regular Rules Match 0:58:23
Dick Bastardly vs Kild
Outcome: Dick Bastardly win by pin

ePa Nitro Watch Club: December PPV promo 1:05:20

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:07:37
Two Best Pals (Tawal / MacheteZombie) vs TheSwizzler / Shinjobi
Outcome: Shinjobi wins it for their team by pinning Tawal

That DICK! / Cavauro Home Depot Promo part 2 1:18:39

Regular Rulse Match 1:19:48
Lady Radia vs FurnaceFace
Outcome: Lady Radia wins by pin

One Fall Tornado Tag - non-title 1:29:14
Cavauro / That Dick! vs Gamers Rise Up (Insetik / Hazamuth)
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up wins by Hazamuth pinning That DICK!

Insetik SAW Tshirt promo 1:36:29

Submission Match 1:38:33
Megamissen vs Dr. Cool Aids
Outcome: Dr. Cool Aids wins by submission

That DICK! / Cavauro Home Depot Promo part 3 1:47:57

DEATHMATCH :murder:

1:51:51
Malsangoroth vs Sakuya Izayoi
Outcome: Sakuya Izayoi wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Super Sweet Best Pall

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# ? Dec 5, 2023 23:26

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Thursday Neon #20 (full vod)
7th of December 2023

Neon Opening 1 0:05:25

Regular Rules Match 0:06:58
Bastard Tetris vs Harold Fjord
Outcome: Bastard Tetris wins by pin

Team Elimination Match 0:16:51
CSPAM (John Charity Spring / lobster shirt / Lpzie / Zodium) vs BYOB (B33rChiller / biosterous / FutonForensic / your friend sk)
---
FutonForensic eliminates Lpzie (KO)
lobster shirt eliminates biosterous (pin)
John Charity Spring eliminates B33rChiller (KO)
your friend sk eliminates lobster shirt (KO)
your friend sk eliminates John Charity Spring (KO)
Zodium eliminates your friend sk (KO)
Zodium eliminates FutonForensic (KO)
---
Outcome: CSPAM wins

That DICK! promo: Morton's Toe 0:42:23

Triple Threat 0:47:24
Crescent Wrench vs mbt vs Literally A Person
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins by KO'ing Literally a Person (submission)

BYOB Christmas Promo 1:04:02

Regular Rules Match 1:06:46
WT. Fits vs Cthulu Carl
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:19:07
Twinky and The Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan) vs Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie)
Outcome: Soyplex City wins by FilthyImp pinning Starsfan

6-woman Hell in a Cell 1:37:39
sb hermit vs Metis of the Hallway vs Space Kablooey vs Grassy Knowles vs Toph Bei Fong vs Cat Hatter
Outcome: sb hermit wins by pinning Metis of the Hallway

Namtab promo: Calling out the booking 1:59:16

Regular Rules Match 2:02:34
Rags To Liches vs IGgy IGsen
Outcome: IGgy IGsen wins by pin

Tag Team Match 2:14:18
Perish Ye Foes (Tenkaris / Ammat the Ankh) vs Working Maids (GateOfD / sube)
Outcome: Perish Ye Foes wins by Tenkaris pinning GateOfD
Note: It was supposed to be tornado lol

Metis of the Hallway's Christmas Miracle 2:33:32

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:35:49
Hot Diggity! vs Chow Daddy
Outcome: Hot Diggity wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by ddinkins

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# ? Dec 8, 2023 05:14

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Glizzy Christmas PPV #4 (full vod)
9th of December 2023

10-woman Royal Rumble 0:12:51
Special Stipulation: Winner gets a Kawaii title match on the 21st of December Neon

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Climb	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 Cthulu Carl		00:00	01:48	01:48	10	0	0	Space Kablooey	
02 Space Kablooey	00:00	02:56	02:56	9	1	1	FurnaceFace	
03 FurnaceFace		00:36	13:21	12:45	2	6	2	W.T. Fits	
04 Solefald		01:12	04:39	03:27	8	-1	0	FurnaceFace	
05 Cat Hatter		01:48	06:36	04:48	7	-1	0	Grassy Knowles	
06 bedpan		02:25	10:09	07:44	6	-1	0	W.T. Fits	
07 Toph Bei Fong	03:01	12:28	09:27	5	-1	0	Tenkaris	
08 Grassy Knowles	03:37	13:59	10:22	3	0	2	W.T. Fits	
09 Tenkaris		04:13	13:56	09:43	4	-2	1	Grassy Knowles	
10 W.T. Fits		04:50	13:21	08:31	1	0	3

Outcome: W.T. Fits wins

How the Shinj Stole Christmas, part 1 0:27:48

20-man Royal Rumble 0:33:02
Special Stipulation: Winner gets a Hardcore Flamewar title match at the next Worldwide

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Climb	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 Bastard Tetris	00:00	03:18	03:18	20	0	0	Haschel	
02 Communist Bear	00:00	09:51	09:51	14	6	0	Lpzie	
03 John Charity Spring	00:36	10:49	10:13	13	5	1	FutonForensic	
04 LAP			01:12	06:01	04:49	18	-1	0	Lpzie	
05 Haschel		01:48	06:47	04:59	16	0	1	Kild	
06 Kild			02:24	09:15	06:51	15	0	1	PWAVT	
07 Dick Bastardly	03:01	06:04	03:03	17	-3	0	Lpzie	
08 Lpzie		03:37	20:09	16:32	4	9	8	Jeremor	
09 Rags to Liches	04:33	05:08	00:35	19	-7	0	John Charity Spring	
10 FutonForensic	06:12	16:36	10:24	6	5	1	Lpzie	
11 Papa W. A V. Toaster	07:09	14:30	07:21	10	0	1	Vyelkin	
12 Wiggly Wayne DDS	07:45	13:28	05:43	12	-3	0	Lpzie	
13 Starsfan		08:21	14:40	06:19	8	0	2	Lpzie	
14 Vyelkin		10:22	14:34	04:12	9	-2	1	Starsfan	
15 Blorange		11:06	14:05	02:59	11	-5	0	Starsfan	
16 Jeremor		12:05	21:07	09:02	2	3	2	Shinjobi	
17 Mekchu		14:38	15:30	00:52	7	-3	0	Lpzie	
18 SSBP			15:18	18:03	02:45	5	-2	0	Lpzie	
19 IGgy IGsen		15:54	21:01	05:07	3	-1	0	Jeremor	
20 Shinjobi		15:30	21:07	05:37	1	0	1

Outcome: Shinjobi wins
Note: Bastard Tetris won the last entry in a 6-man Battle Royale on November 23rd, but entered first instead as Swizzler rigged it in Shiniobis favor

Deckard Cain promo: Swizzler vs Harold 0:57:41

Hell in a Cell 1:01:47
TheSwizzler vs Harold Fjord
Special Stipulation: If Swizzler wins Harold goes back to normal, if Harold wins Swizzler dies and cannot be revived for one month
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins by pin

ghosthorse / Namtab promo 1:11:00

Falls Count Anywhere Match 1:14:31
ghosthorse vs Namtab
Outcome: ghosthorse wins by pin

Namtab? promo: The Reveal 1:25:48

Mixed Tag Team Match 1:29:03
Lady Radia / MacheteZombie vs Team Rocket (Jessie / James)
Outcome: Lady Radia wins it for their team by pinning Jessie

How the Shinj Stole Christmas, part 2 1:41:06

Regular Rules Match - Queen of SAW 1:50:56
roxy vs Dr. Cool Aids (royal title holder)
Outcome: roxy wins by pin

Ladder Match - Money in the Bank 2:02:00
neoaxd vs Quantum of Phallus vs KungFu Grip vs Monathin vs ddinkins vs Beefed Owl vs ilmucche vs CubicalSucrose
Outcome: Beefed Owl wins by getting the briefcase

TLC Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 2:19:45
Tawal (belt holder) vs Crescent Wrench
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins by getting the briefcase

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:28:12
Metis of the Hallway (belt holder) vs barnold
Outcome: Metis of the Hallway wins by pin

How the Shinj Stole Christmas, part 3 2:38:26

Tables Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:47:05
explosivo (belt holder) vs Mr. Nice!
Outcome: explosivo wins by putting Mr Nice! through a table

Regular Rules Match - :lovewwc: Kawaii Waifu Belt 2:57:48
Subjunctive (belt holder) vs Megamissen
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin

Fatal 4-way - King of SAW 3:08:17
copy (royal title holder) vs Stiev Awt vs your friend sk vs danaru
Outcome: copy wins by pinning Stiev Awt

2v2v2 Tornado Tag Team Match - :nallears:

Women's Tag Team Championship Belt 3:23:56
ADTRW (sb hermit / marumaru) vs Merry Meeple Massacre (Snooze Cruise / Leraika) (belt holders) vs Yob Squad B (Zoya / Randy Travesty)
Outcome: ADTRW wins by sb hermit pinning Zoya

Tornado Tag Team Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Team Championship Belt 3:43:53
The Brigade (FirstnameLastname vs Vincent Van Goatse) vs Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik) (belt holders)
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up wins by Hazamuth pinning VincentVanGoatse

baka fwocka fwame promo 3:52:07

Regular Rules Match - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 3:57:42
baka fwocka fwame vs Coward (belt holder)
Outcome: Coward wins by pin

That DICK! / Cavauro promo 4:05:32

Two out of Three Falls Match - :jerky:

Men's World Championship Belt 4:13:40
Cavauro vs That DICK! (belt holder)
Outcome:Cavauro wins

Villainswiki promo: Ohtori Akio arrives at Glizzy Christmas 4:25:38

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# ? Dec 9, 2023 20:54

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Tuesday Titan #21 (full vod)
19th of December 2023

Titan SNL Opening 0:12:16

Fatal 4-way Match - GOON-1 CLIMAX Qualifier (Canada) 0:14:50
FurnaceFace vs roxy vs barnold vs baka fwocka fwame
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins by pinning FurnaceFace

roxy Don't hurt me bumper 0:27:51

Mixed Tag Team Match 0:30:28
Lady Radia / Ohtori Akio vs Namtab / Cavauro
Outcome: Lady Radia wins it for their team by KO:ing Namtab

Villainswiki promo - Radia's speech 0:40:09

Tag Team Elimination Match 0:40:09
Twinky and the Bear (Communist Bear) vs Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal) vs The Ray Parlour (Stiev Awt / Vyelkin) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (Quantum of Phallus / That Dick!)
Special Stipulation: Winner Gets a Shot at the SAW Tag Team Titles Next Week
---
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Vyelkin (pin)
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Starsfan (KO)
MacheteZombie eliminates That DICK! (KO)
MacheteZombie eliminates Stiev Awt (KO)
MacheteZombie eliminates Communist Bear (KO)
Quantum of Phallus eliminates MacheteZombie (KO)
Tawal eliminates Quantum of Phallus (pin)
---
Outcome: Two Best Pals wins

Corporation announcment promo 1:07:05

Regular Rules Match - GOON-1 CLIMAX Qualifier (Fictional) 1:11:05
Crescent Wrench (Cardassia) vs Tarquinn (Hell)
Outcome: Tarquinn wins by count out

Breen's Investigation: The Hack 1:19:23

Triple Threat Match - GOON-1 CLIMAX Qualifier (Canada) 1:22:07
biosterous vs TheSwizzler vs Papa Was A Video Toaster
Outcome: biosterous wins by pinning TheSwizzler

4v4 Tag Team Match (KO on) 1:37:24
Yob Squad B (Zoya / Randy Travesty) / Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) vs ADTRW (sb hermit / marumaru / GateOfD) / Cat Hatter
Outcome: Snooze Cruise wins it for their team by KO:ing GateOfD

The Night before Shinj 1:52:06

Regular Rules Match - GOON-1 CLIMAX Qualifier (Austalia) 1:54:40
Major Isoor vs Mekchu
Outcome: Mekchu wins by pin
Note: Major Isoor was holding on to the ropes

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:05:58
Metis Of The Hallway (belt holder) vs ghosthorse
Outcome: ghosthorse wins by pin

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:19:00
CubicalSucrose vs Captain Novolin
Outcome: Cubical Sucrose wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by FurnaceFace

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Thursday Neon #21 (full vod)
21st of December 2023

0:10:02

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:11:36
Coward / Cthulu Carl vs Rock the Vote (Megamissen / Toph Bei Fong)
Outcome: Rock the Vote wins by Toph Bei Fong winning Cthulu Carl

Makin' copys 0:22:47

Regular Rules Match 0:25:24
Dick Bastardly vs Inexplicable Humblebrag
Outcome: Dick Bastardly wins by pin

Breen's Investigation: Confronting Swizzler about the Corporation 0:36:40

Tag Team Match - Non-Title Match 0:41:44
Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / Neoaxd) vs Gamers Rise Up (Insetik / Wiggly Wayne DDS)
Special Stipulation: If Gamers Rise Up Win, Insetik can pick a stipulation for their match with Two Best Pals next week, if WH2k win, they will be added to the match
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins by KungFu Grip pinning Wiggly Wayne DDS

Ad Bumper Garfield1:07:15

Regular Rules Match - GOON-1 Climax Qualifier 1:09:03
IGgy IGsen (Germany) vs The Saddest Rhino (Malaysia)
Outcome: The Saddest Rhino wins by pin

That DICK!... You must play Chrono Trigger... 1:18:35

Regular Rules Match - GOON-1 Climax Qualifier (England) 1:21:29
Dr. Cool Aids vs Namtab vs Solefald
Outcome: Solefald wins by pinning Namtab

ePa Watch Club promo: Halloween Havoc '95 1:33:29

Tornado Tag Team Match (KO on) 1:37:55
BYOB (Rags to Liches / B33rChiller / Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)) vs CSPAM (copy / John Charity Spring / Politburo (Zodium / lobster shirt))
Outcome: CSPAM wins by your friend sk getting counted out

Cage Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:49:44
explosivo (belt holder) vs Shinjobi
Outcome: explosivo wins by escaping the cage

Ad Bumper Dimetapp 1:59:49

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 2:01:50
Subjunctive (belt holder) vs WT. Fits
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin

DEATHMATCH 2:10:41
Lpzie vs a Lupin III
Outcome: Lpzie wins by submission
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Super Sweet Best Pal

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Tuesday Titan #22 - SAW Horsie Awards 2023 (full vod)
26th of December 2023

Swizzler's end of the year adress 0:10:46

Titan Opening 0:14:11

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:14:10
Prostars (Monathin / Jeremor) vs Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie) vs Twinky and The Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan)
Outcome: Prostars win by Monathing pinning Starsfan

Horsie Awards 2023 part 1 0:25:13
###Best Faction
BYOB - Winner!🐎🏆
Video Games
ADTRW
C-SPAM
Tradition Games
###Best Special Guest
The Three Stooges - Winner!🐎🏆
Freddie Freaker
John Madden
Brian Bosworth
SA Support Robot
###Funniest Fuckup
Roman Reigns Enters the Rumble - Winner!🐎🏆
Seth Won
Shinjobi hits a lady
The Ramp Match
Remote Detonated Tables
###Best Wrestler Design
W.T. Fits - Winner!🐎🏆
Harold Fjord (Demon)
Space Kablooey
Leraika
Cubical Sucrose
###Best PPV Costume
Grassy Knowles - Your Mom Called (ICFTLC)
Vincent Van Goatse - Gingerbread Man (Glizzy Christmas)
That DICK! - Santa's Elf (Glizzy Christmas)
biosterous - Pumpkin Knight (ICFTLC) - Winner!🐎🏆
ilmucche - Rocket Racer (ICFTLC)
###Most Hated - Biggest Heel
Namtab - Winner!🐎🏆
Pewdiepie
TheSwizzler
Shinjobi
Hookechoes
###People's Choice - Biggest Face
roxy
Cavauro
Lady Radia
W.T. Fits - Winner!🐎🏆
Tawal

Regular Rules Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 0:32:23
Crescent Wrench (belt holder) vs Super Sweet Best Pal
Outcome: Super Sweet Best Pal wins by pin

It's That DICK! in a box! 0:44:35

Fatal 4-way - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Qualifier (USA) 0:47:24
CubicalSucrose vs ddinkins vs Rags to Liches vs your friend sk
Outcome: CubicalSucrose wins by pinning your friend sk

ddinkins / Skull Gem promo 0:57:14

Elimination Tables Match - Boxing Day Massacre 1:00:54
~~copy~~ tmfc vs Jeffrey of YOSPOS vs Kild vs B33rChiller vs Autisinal Cheese
---
Jeffrey of YOSPOS eliminates Autisanal Cheese (table)
Jeffrey of YOSPOS eliminates tmfc (table)
B33rChiller eliminates Jeffrey of YOSPOS (table)
B33rChiller eliminates Kild (table)
---
Outcome: B33rChiller wins

Horsie Awards, In Memoriam 1:32:04

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Round 1 Match 1:36:41
Ohtori Akio (Japan) vs Mekchu (Australia)
Outcome: Mekchu wins by pin
Note: Swizzler interfered to give Mekchu the win!

Horsie Awards 2023 part 2 1:43:01
###Favorite Commercial
Chow Daddy
9/11 Coin
IHOP - Winner!🐎🏆
Freddy Freaker
Nickelodeon Toy Run
###Best Single Promo
I Saw A Pale Horse (ghosthorse) - Winner!🐎🏆
Kawaii Belt Challenge Promo (Leraika)
Morton's Toe (That DICK!)
Anti-Anime Charit Ad (baka fwocka fwame)
That's a Snooze! (Snooze Cruise)
###Best Production
How the Shinj Stole Christmas (Megamissen / SAW Team) - Winner!🐎🏆
Homosexuality (Megamissen / Namtab)
Thursday Neon Genesis Evangelion (ghosthorse)
That DICK! Rises (That DICK!)
The Cat from Calgary (Tawal)
###Best Promos
That DICK!
Leraika
ghosthorse - Winner!🐎🏆
Namtab
Snooze Cruise
###Best Producer
Megamissen - Winner!🐎🏆
your friend sk
ghosthorse
That DICK!
Snooze Cruise

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 1:47:50
ghosthorse (title holder) vs FurnaceFace
Outcome: FurnaceFace wins by pin

That DICK! Anti-Roach Spray Ad 2:01:04

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Round 1 match 2:03:45
WT.Fits (USA) vs Cthulu Carl (Ohio)
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin

Horsie Awards 2023 part 3 2:14:12
###Funniest Match of the Year
Lpzie vs Beefed Owl (19th of October Neon #13) - Winner!🐎🏆
ADTRW vs GBS Mixed Tag (10th of August Neon #3)
The Ramp Match (28th of August Bonus Stream #4)
Seth Pecksniff vs Ohtori Akio (18th of November Worldwide #2)
TFF vs ADTRW Mixed Tag (17th of July Exhibition #3)
###Best Match of the Year
Filthy Imp vs Kirk Johnson (23rd of September Playtime is over PPV #2)
Cavauro vs That DICK! (9th of December Glizzy Christmas PPV #4) - Winner!🐎🏆
Toph Bei Fong vs Solefald (19th of October Neon #13)
Twinky and the Bear vs Soyplex City (7th of December Neon #20)
Megamissen vs Subjunctive (19th of October PPV It Came from the Leper's Colony! #3)
###Tag Team of the Year
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik)
The Hall Monitors (Metis of the Hallway / roxy)
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)
Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) - Winner!🐎🏆
Rock the Vote (Megamissen / Toph Bei Fong / bedpan)
###Men's Wrestler of the Year
Cavauro - Winner!🐎🏆
Ohtori Akio
Shinjobi
ddinkins
That DICK!
Women's Wrestler of the Year
Megamissen - Winner!🐎🏆
roxy
Leraika
Toph Bei Fong
Namtab

Tornado Tag Team Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Team Championship Belts 2:21:32
Gamers Rise Up (Insetik / Wiggly Wayne DDS) (belt holders) vs Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / neoaxd)
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins by KungFu Grip pinning Insetik

Deckard Cain promo 2:34:55

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:38:15
ThatBasqueGuy vs Deckard Cain
Outcome: Deckard Cain wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by ddinkins

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# ? Dec 26, 2023 23:54

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Thursday Neon #22 - Praise for the Pets (full vod)
28th of December 2023

Neon OP 1 0:09:12

8-Man Ladder Match 0:10:46
Blorange vs Papa Was A Video Toaster vs Bastard Tetris vs QOP vs FutonForensic vs Lpzie vs Danaru vs Hot Diggity!
Special Stipulation: Winner Gets a Shot at the Flamewar Title Next week
Outcome: FutonForensic wins by getting the briefcase

Praise for the Pets part 1 0:35:22
Blue - Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Beau Nugget - TheSwizzler
Dipper - ghosthorse
Eclair - Lady Radia

Reguar Rules Match - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Round 1 0:41:50
Steiv Awt (England) vs Tarquinn (Hell)
Outcome: Tarquinn wins by pin

Praise for the Pets part 2 0:49:12
BC, Dexter, "Moose" Moscato, and Izzy - Insetik

Goon-1 Climax Tournament Update 0:49:54

5-way Falls Count Anywhere 0:54:17
Lady Radia vs roxy vs Tenkaris vs Grassy Knowles vs Zoya
Special Stipulation: Winner will get a shot at the Kawaii Title On January 11
Outcome: Grassy Knowles wins by pinning roxy

Praise for the Pets part 3 1:06:35
Jackson - Super Sweet Best Pal

CSPAM promo 1:08:02

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Round 1 1:09:35
Megamissen (Sweden) vs Snooze Cruise (Mexico)
Outcome: Megamissen wins by pin

Praise for the Pets part 4 1:06:35
Jareth - baka fwocka fwame

ePa Watch Club January PPV Draw 1:20:31

Regular Rules Match - SAW GOAT Title Match 1:21:39
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Harold Fjord
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin

Namtab promo 1:33:55

Praise for the Pets part 5 1:36:14
Tuna - your friend sk

Cage Match Pin Only 1:37:35
Namtab vs barnold
Outcome: barnold wins by pin

Prase for the Pets part 6 1:33:48
Kira - biosterous
Kiki - Shinjobi

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 1:47:34
Subjunctive (belt holder) vs Toph Bei Fong
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin

Praise for the Pets part 7 2:02:10
Margo - FutonForensic
Merlin 5 - sb hermit
[NAMES REDACTED] - Megamissen

Falls Count Anywhere - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:06:12
explosivo (belt holder) vs ilmucche
Outcome: explosivo wins by pim

Praise for the Pets part 8 2:15:09
Milicent - sb hermit
Namtab's Praise for the Pets wrap-up promo

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:18:15
KungFu Grip vs Buffaloman
Outcome: KungFu Grip wins by submission
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by CubicalSucrose

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# ? Dec 29, 2023 03:01

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Tuesday Titan #23 (full vod)
2nd of January 2024

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Women's Round 1 Match 0:00:03
baka fwocka fwame (Canada) vs Solefald (England)
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins by pin

Ohtori Akio ambushes Swizzler in the convenience store 0:06:26

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:10:10
IGgy IGsen / Rags to Liches / Hot Diggity! vs Communist Bear / Beefed Owl / The Saddest Rhino
Outcome: Hot Diggity! wins it for their team by pinning The Saddest Rhino

ddinkins challenges CubicalSucrose for Freddie Freaker's number part 1 0:23:05

Ladder Match 0:26:09
Special Stipulation: Winner will challenge Super Sweet Best Pal for the Larryweight Belt Next Week next week
your friend sk vs Insetik vs Crescent Wrench vs Eat The Rich vs Starsfan
Outcome: Insetik wins by getting the briefcase

Ad bumper Earplugs 0:36:51

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Men's Round 1 Match 0:38:14
CubicalSucrose (USA) vs Wiggly Wayne DDS (Scotland)
Outcome: Wiggly Wayne DDS wins by count out

Cavauro promo 0:45:01

~~Tornado Tag Team Match~~ 2v1 Tornado Handicap Match 0:48:12
~~TheSwizzler~~ / Cavauro vs Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal)
Special Stipulation: If Two Best Pals Win, Ohtori Akio will Challenge for the SAW Men's Title at GOON-ONE Climax
Outcome: Two Best Pals win by MacheteZombie pinning Cavauro
Note: Ohtori Akio ambushed TheSwizzler at the convenienc store, turning the match into a handicap match

Curse Watch January 2024 0:58:52

Tornado Tag Team Match - Tag Team #1 Contender Tournament Match #1 1:01:22
Rock the Vote (bedpan / Toph Bei Fong) vs Perish Ye Foes (Tenkaris / Ammat The Ankh)
Special Stipulation: Winner will face winners of Match #2 for a shot at the titles at GOON-ONE Climax January 20th
Outcome: Rock the Vote wins by Toph Bei Fong pinning Ammat the Ankh

New Years ReSAWlution: Megamissen 1:10:19

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 1:12:07
FurnaceFace (belt holder) vs Snooze Cruise
Outcome: FurnaceFace wins by pin

ddinkins challenges CubicalSucrose for Freddie Freaker's number part 2 1:21:04

Regular Rules Match - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 1:23:33
Coward (belt holder) vs W.T. Fits
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins by pin

New Years ReSAWlution: biosterous + TheSwizzler 1:33:20

DEATHMATCH :murder:

1:35:29
Mr. Nice! vs Azamat Bagatov
Outcome: Mr Nice! wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by CubicalSucrose

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Thursday Neon #23 (full vod)
4th of January 2024

Neon OP 3 0:10:21
Note: OP 3 got done before OP 2

8-man Battle Royale 0:11:54
Literally A Person vs Major Isoor vs Danaru vs copy vs ilmucche vs Stiev Awt vs Blorange vs Zodium
Special Stipulation: Winner Will Be entered into a Triple Threat for the Flamewar Title at G1 Climax 01/20
---
Major Isoor eliminates copy
Danaru eliminates Literally A Person
Zodium eliminates ilmucche
Major Isoor eliminates Zodium
Major Isoor eliminates Blorange
Stiev Awt eliminates Major Isoor
Danaru eliminates Stiev Awt
---
Outcome: Danaru wins

Cavauro repair part 1 0:36:04

Regular Rules Match - SAW GOAT Belt 0:39:19
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Vyelkin
Outcome: shinjobi wins by pin

New Years ReSAWlution: your friend sk 0:47:49

Regular Rules Match - GOON-ONE Climax Tournament Women's Round 1 0:49:48
Leraika (Kanto) vs Metis of the Hallway (Australia)
Outcome: Leraika wins by pin

Monathing / Pro Stars promo 1:02:53

Team Elimination Match 1:06:03
Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / Quantum of Phallus / neoaxd) vs BYOB (your friend sk / Dick Bastardly / Papa Was A Video Toaster)
---
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Dick Bastardly (pin)
KungFu Grip eliminates your friend sk (KO)
neoaxd eliminates Papa Was A Video Toaster (KO)
---
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins

Cavauro repair part 2 1:22:10

Tornado Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Team #1 Contender Match #1 1:26:50
Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin) vs CSPAM (Bastard Tetris / John Charity Spring)
Special Stipulation: Winner faces the Winner of Match 2 for a shot at the SAW Men's Tag Titles at The GOON-ONE PPV 1/20
Outcome: CSPAM wins by John Charity Spring pinning Jeremor

ePa Watch Club Halloween Havok 98 promo 1 1:42:12

Regular Rules Match - GOON-ONE Climax Tournament Men's Round 1 1:43:54
biosterous (Canada) vs The Saddest Rhino (Malaysia)
Outcome: The Saddest Rhino wins by pin

Mekchu promo 1:51:32

TLC Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:55:41
explosivo (belt holder) vs FutonForensic
Outcome: FutonForensic wins by getting the belt

Tornado Tag 2:04:57
Cthulu Carl / Subjunctive vs Megamissen / Grassy Knowles
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins it for their team by pinning Megamissen

Swizzler I Think You Should Leave bumper 2:13:43

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:15:46
B33rChiller vs The Lich King
Outcome: The Lich King wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Shinjobi

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Tuesday Titan #24 (full vod)
9th of January 2024

Titan SNL Intro 0:14:36

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:16:25
Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal) vs Twinky and The Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan)
Special Stipulation: Winner faces CSPAM (Bastard Tetris / John Charity Spring) to face WH2k at Goon-1 for the men's tag titles
Outcome: Twinky and the Bear win by Starsfan pinning MacheteZombie

Swizzler's Restaurant 0:31:49

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Men's Tournament Semifinals 0:36:17
Mekchu (Australia) vs Tarquinn (Hell)
Outcome: Mekchu wins by pin
Note: Tarquinn held on to the ropes

B33rChiller chilling beers in hell 0:41:51

8-man Battle Royale 0:45:08
explosivo vs IGgy IGsen vs Papa Was a Video Toaster vs Lpzie vs Monathin vs Jeremor vs Dick Bastardly vs Rags to Liches
Special Stipulation: Winner will enter the 3-way match at Goon-1 for the Flamewar Title
---
explosivo eliminates Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jeremor eliminates Monathin
Lpzie eliminates IGgy IGsen
Lpzie eliminates explosivo
Dick Bastardly eliminates Jeremor
Lpzie eliminates Rags to Liches
Lpzie eliminates Dick Bastardly
---
Outcome: Lpzie wins

baka fwocka fwame promo 1:04:47

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Women's Tournament Semifinals 1:06:46
baka fwocka fwame (Canada) vs Cthulu Carl (Ohio)
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin

Cavauro / Swizzler promo 1:14:47

1v3 Handicap Match 1:17:57
Crescent Wrench / Shinjobi / Cavauro vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Crescebt Wrench wins it for their team by pinning Ohtori Akio

Shinjobi Deathmatch/Title match challenge for biosterous promo 1:27:47

~~Tornado~~ Tag Team Match 1:32:10
Yob Squad (barnold / Zoya) vs GBS (Solefald / Space Kablooey)
Winner faces Rock the Vote (bedpan / Toph Bei Fong) for a match with ADTRW for the SAW Women's Tag Titles at Goon-1
Outcome: Yob Squad wins by Zoya pinning Space Kablooey

Malice and Gromit promo: The Fabulous Ones 1:58:37

Regular Rules Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 2:01:04
Super Sweet Best Pal (belt holder) vs Insetik
Outcome: Super Sweet Best Pal wins by pin

That DICK! Beautiful Day recovery promo 2:10:02

Regular Rules Match 2:14:55
ddinkins vs CubicalSucrose
Special Stipulation: If ddinkins wins, CubicalSucrose has to tell him Freddy Freakers location. If CubicalSucrose wins, ddinkins has to give him his gold chain
Outcome: ddinkins wins by pin

ePa Watch Club Halloween Havok 98 promo 2 2:21:27

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:23:25
FurnaceFace (belt holder) vs Lady Radia
Outcome: FurnaceFace wins by pin

Swizzler's Restaurant Bonus 2:34:23

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Thursday Neon #24 (full vod)
11th of January 2024

Neon OP 3 0:13:32

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:15:02
ilmucche / Mr. Nice! vs The Ray Parlour (Stiev Awt / Vyelkin)
Winner Will Enter A Special Tag Team Match at GOON-1 January 20th for a dune buggy
Outcome: Mr. Nice! wins it for their team by pinning Vyelkin
Note: Mr. Nice! stands in for Suplex Liberace as the latter was deleted by the game

Swizzler talk 1 0:26:33

Team Elimination Match 0:31:05
CSPAM (John Charity Spring / Bastard Tetris / Eat The Rich / Zodium) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (Kungfugrip / neoaxd / Quantum of Phallus / That DICK!)
---
KungFu Grip eliminates Bastard Tetris (KO)
KungFu Grip eliminates Zodium (count out)
KungFu Grip eliminates Eat The Rich (submission)
KungFu Grip eliminates John Charity Spring (pin)
---
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins

Ad Bumper Hitler 0:52:50

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Men's Tournament Semifinals 0:54:24
The Saddest Rhino (Malaysia) vs Wiggly Wayne DDS (Scotland)
Outcome: The Saddest Rhino wins by pin

Swizzler talk 2 1:02:25

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:06:25
ghosthorse / W.T. Fits vs Rock the Vote (Toph Bei Fong / bedpan)
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins it for their team by pinning bedpan
Note: bedpan helt on to the ropes

ePa Watch Club Halloween Havok 98 promo 3 / World War 3 promo1 1:17:43

~~1v3~~ 2v3 Handicap Match 1:20:02
marumaru / sb hermit / ~~Namtab~~ vs Lady Radia / Namtab
Outcome: Lady Radia wins it for their team by pinning marumaru
Note: Lady Radia was given a partner by decision of the SAW Executive Committee
Note: Something is off about Namtab...

Ad Bumper American Sitcom Taxi 1:28:50

Regular Rules Match 1:30:37
biosterous vs Kild
Outcome: biosterous wins by pin

FutonForensic promo 1:38:37

Falls Count Anywhere - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:41:15
FutonForensic (belt holder) vs your friend sk
Outcome: FutonForensic wins by pin

New Years ReSAWlution: Leraika 1:50:50

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Women's Tournament Semifinals 1:52:32
Leraika (Kanto) vs Megamissen (Sweden)
Outcome: Leraika wins by pin

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 2:09:05
Subjunctive (belt holder) vs Grassy Knowles
Outcome:

Namtab waking up in a dumpster 2:21:11

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Tuesday Titan #25 (fullvod)
16th of January 2024

Titan SNL intro 0:12:28

Team Elimination Match 0:14:40
Strange Bedfellows (ghosthorse / WT.Fits / Sisal Two-Step / Furnaceface) vs ADTRW (sube / sb hermit / marumaru / GateofD)
---
FurnaceFace eliminates sube (KO)
Sisal Two-Step eliminates sb hermit (KO)
Sisal Two-Step eliminates marumaru (KO)
GatesOfD eliminates W.T. Fits (count out)
ghosthorse eliminates GatesOfD (KO)
---
Outcome: Strange Bedfellows win

Namtab getting suspended for 1 week (Don't Cross the Boss Baby) 0:39:16

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:43:15
CSPAM (John Charity Spring / Bastard Tetris) vs Twinky and the Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan)
Special Stipulation: Winning Team Gets a Shot at the SAW Men's Tag Titles at GOON-1
Outcome: CSPAM wins by John Charity Spring pinning Starsfan

Mekchu's very long promo part 1 0:51:25

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:53:25
Rock the Vote (Toph Bei Fong / bedpan) vs Yob Squad (Zoya / barnold)
Special Stipulation: Winning Team Gets a Shot at the SAW Women's Tag Titles at GOON-1
Outcome: Rock the Vote wins by bedpan pinning Zoya

Megamissen is sleepy 1:01:19

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:06:18
Malice & Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs Lpzie / Danaru
Outcome: Lpzie wins it for their team by pinning your friend sk

That's a Snooze! 9/11 1:14:31

Mekchu's very long promo part 2 1:15:57

Triple Threat Match 1:18:07
Snooze Cruise vs roxy vs Solefald
Outcome: Snooze Cruise wins by pinning roxy

Breen's Investigation: Crescent Wrench Interview 1:31:26

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:35:23
Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) vs Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal)
Outcome: Two Best Pals win by Tawal pinning HaschelCedrickson

baka fwocka fwame promo 1:44:33

Bronze Medal Match - GOON-1 Women's Tournament 1:45:49
baka fwocka fwame vs Megamissen
Special Stipulation: Winner faces Subjunctive for the Kawaii Title at GOON-1 Climax
Outcome: Megamissen wins by pin

Cavauro promo 1:51:05

Two Best Friend promo 1:53:57

Regular Rules Match - Non-Title 1:55:46
Cavauro vs Steiv Awt
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin

ePa Watch Club World War 3 promo 2 2:01:48

Mixed Tag Team Match 2:06:49
The Saddest Rhino / Leraika vs Mekchu / Cthulu Carl
Outcome: Leraika wins it for their team by pinning Cthulu Carl

Shinjobi RKO'ing Swizzler in the bathroom 2:19:45

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Thursday Neon #25 (full vod)
18th of January 2024

Neon OP 3 0:10:55

Regular Rules Match 0:12:24
Pewdiepie vs B33rChiller
Outcome: B33rChiller wins by pin

Mekchu's very long promo part 3 0:24:22

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:26:58
Insetik / Blorange vs BYOB Canada (Papa Was A Video Toaster / biosterous)
Outcome: BYOB Canada wins by biosterous pinning Blorange

Breen's Investigation: Decoding Hazamuth's Secret Message 0:35:08:

1v3 Handicap Match 0:37:37
Welcome back, Hazamuth!
Bone Boyz (IGgy IGsen / Rags to Liches / Hot Diggity!) vs Hazamuth
Outcome: Bone Boyz wins by IGgy IGsen pinning Hazamuth

Snooze Cruise promo: IHOP Curse 0:50:20

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:54:45
Talladega Knights (ilmucche / Mr. Nice!) / CubicalSucrose vs Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin) / Beefed Owl
Outcome: CubicalSucrose wins it for their team by pinning Jeremor

ddinkins challenges The Freaker 1:05:35

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:08:51
DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins) vs The Phone Freaks (Insulting Sultan and Hot Hints Man)
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by Autisanal Cheese pinning Insulting Sultan
Note: The Freaker sends his regards...

Swizzler promo about the bathroom attack 1:16:49

Team Elimination Match 1:22:18
Wrestlehut 2000 (neoaxd / explosivo / KungFuGrip) vs Politburo (Zodium / Lobster Shirt) / Eat The Rich
---
KungFu Grip eliminates lobster shirt (KO)
KungFu Grip eliminates Eat The Rich (KO)
Zodium eliminates neaoxd (KO)
KungFu Grip eliminates Zodium (KO)
---
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins

Mekchu's very long promo part 4 1:40:50

Tables Match 1:43:04
YOPOS (Subjunctive / Lady Radia) vs Perish Ye Foes (Tenkaris / Ammat the Ankh)
Outcome: YOSPOS wins by Lady Radia putting Ammat the Ankh through a table

Great Moments in SAW History: The Ramp Match 1:49:12

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:52:38
Plumbing and Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi) vs Crescent Wrench / TheSwizzler
Special Stipulation: Loser buys The Swizzler new pants
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins it for their team by KO:ing Shinjobi (submission)

Namtab promo: The Re-Reveal 2:02:10

Regular Rules Match 2:05:48
Ohtori Akio vs Quantum of Phallus
Outcome: Quantum of Phallus wins by pin

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GOON-1 Climax PPV #5 (full vod)
20th of January 2023

GOON-1 Climax Opening 0:15:30
Note: Swizzler did not use the final version, which can be watched here

8-woman Battle Royale - All Special Guests! 0:17:25
Barbara Corcoran vs TCC-tan vs Amy Winehouse vs Lara Croft vs Memeable Minus vs Sakuya Izayoi vs Nancy Raegan vs Jim Cramer
---
Amy Winehouse eliminates TCC-tan
Lara Croft eliminates Jim Cramer
Amy Winehouse eliminates Nancy Reagan
Memeable Minus eliminates Barbara Corcoran
Lara Croft eliminates Amy winehouse
Sakuya Izayoi eliminates Memeable Minus
Sakuya Izayou eliminates Lara Croft
---
Outcome: Sakuya Izayou wins

30-man Royal Rumble - All Special Guests! 0:38:33

code:

Lowtax
The Boz
Cyberdemon
Buffaloman
The Lich King
Hot Hints Man
Shane Carpenter
SA Support Robot
Insulting Sultan
Glacier
Captain Novolin
Chow Daddy
DarksydePhil
bofa salesman
pog boyfriend
Paint Huffer
Moe Howard
Curly Howard
Deckard Cain
Mecha Phil
Azamat Bagatov
Johnny Park
The Second Gunman
Johnny Five-Aces
John Madden
Plinkey
Kirk Johnson
Lupin the 3rd
Neil Breen
Larry Fine

Outcome: Neil Breen wins

baka fwocka fwame promo 1:11:12

Namtab promo 1:12:21

TLC Match 1:13:20
Namtab vs roxy vs baka fwocka fwame vs Grassy Knowles vs Lady Radia
Special Stipulation: Winner Challenges for the SAW Kawaii Title on Valentine's Day Neon
Outcome: roxy wins by getting the briefcase

Stiev Awt promo1:31:04

Regular Rules Match 1:32:48
ddinkins (w/ Autisanal Cheese) vs Freddie Freaker (w/ Hot Hints Man / Insulting Sultan)
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes owner of the Freak Phone
Outcome: ddinkins wins by pin

Gamers Rise Up promo: Insetik confronts Swizzler about Hazamuth 1:40:57

MacheteZombie's poem 1:42:56

Elimination Tables Match - :10bux:

Money in the Bank 1:44:35
Beefed Owl (MitB holder) vs Stiev Awt vs your friend sk vs CubicalSucrose vs Insetik
---
Insetik eliminates your friend sk (table)
CubicalSucrose eliminates Stiev Awt (table)
Beefed Owl eliminates Insetik (table)
CubicalSucrose eliminates Beefed Owl (table)
---
Outcome: CubicalSucrose wins

Swizzler visits Hazamuth in the cage 2:03:49

2v2v2v2 Team Elimination Match 2:08:35
Wrestlehut 2000 (That DICK! / explosivo) vs Games (Hazamuth / Blorange) vs BYOB (Rags to Liches / Papa Was A Video Toaster) vs GBS (LAP / Tarquinn)
Special Stipulation: Winning Team Gets a T-shirt saying "I Won A Match At Goon-1 Climax"
---
Hazamuth eliminates Rags to Liches (pin)
Hazamuth eliminates Literally A Person (KO)
Hazamuth eliminates Tarquinn (KO)
Hazamuth eliminates explosivo (KO)
Papa Was A Video Toaster eliminates Blorange (?)
Papa Was A Video Toaster eliminates That DICK! (pin)
Papa Was A Video Toaster eliminates Hazamuth (pin)
---
Outcome: BYOB wins

Talladega Knights promo 2:32:55

2v2v2v2 Team Elimination Match 2:36:14
Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal) vs Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin) vs Talladega Knights (ilmucche / Mr. Nice!) vs Twinky and the Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan)
Special Stipulation: Winning Team Gets A Dune Buggy
---
??? eliminates Tawal (KO) (either Monathin or Communist Bear)
Monathin eliminates MacheteZombie (KO)
ilmucche eliminates Monathing (KO)
Communist bear eliminates Jeremor (KO)
ilmucche eliminates Communist Bear (pin)
Mr. Nice! eliminates Starsfan (KO)
---
Outcome: Talladega Knights win

DEATHMATCH :murder:

/ GOAT Belt 2:57:31
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs biosterous
Special Stipulation: The winner gets the belt... the loser dies!
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Shinjobi

Submission Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 3:15:11
Super Sweet Best Pal (belt holder) vs Crescent Wrench
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins by KO (submission)

Snooze Cruise promo 3:26:37

Falls Count Anywhere - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 3:31:06
FurnaceFace (belt holder) vs Snooze Cruise
Outcome: FurnaceFace wins by pin

Two out of Three Falls - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 3:45:52
Subjunctive (belt holder) vs Megamissen
---
0-1 pin
1-1 pin
1-2 pin
--
Outcome: Megamissen wins

Triple Threat Hell in a Cell - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 4:04:54
FutonForensic (belt holder) vs Danaru vs Lpzie
Outcome: Lpzie wins by pinning FutonForensic

Tornado Tag Team Match - :nallears:

Women's Tag Team Championship Belts 4:21:14
ADTRW Hollywood (sb hermit / marumaru) (belt holders) vs Rock the Vote (Toph Bei Fong / bedpan)
Outcome: ADTRW wins by marumaru pinning bedpan

Tornado Tag Team Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Team Championship Belts 4:34:23
Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / neoaxd) (belt holders) vs CSPAM (John Charity Spring / Bastard Tetris)
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins by neoaxd pinning John Charity Spring

Cavauro promo 4:43:06

Regular Rules Match - :jerky:

Men's World Championship Belt 4:47:18
Cavauro (belt holder) (w/ TheSwizzler) vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin

Regular Rules Match - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 5:01:52
W.T. Fits (belt holder) vs ghosthorse
Outcome: ghosthorse wins by count-out
Note: Belt stays on W.T. Fits due to count-out win
[i]Note: A rematch will be held on [23rd of January Titan/i]

The Saddest Rhino promo 5:10:08

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Finals (Men's) 5:13:27
Mekchu vs The Saddest Rhino
Outcome: Mekchu wins by pin

Regular Rules Match - Goon-1 Climax Tournament Finals (Women's) 5:29:22
Cthulu Carl vs Leraika
Outcome: Cthulu Carl win by pin

MacheteZombie's poem: Talking Deads 5:40:41

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Tuesday Titan #26 (full vod)
23rd of January 2024

Titan SNL Intro 0:14:53

Regular Rules Match 0:17:19
Subjunctive vs GateOfD
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin

Ohtori is missing: MacheteZombie calls tawal 0:30:03

Swizzler's new pants 0:30:52

Handicap Team Elimination Match 0:32:49
The Swizzler / Hazamuth / Crescent Wrench vs Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal)
---
MacheteZombie eliminates Hazamuth (KO)
MacheteZombie eliminates Crescent Wrench (pin)
MacheteZombie eliminates TheSwizzler (pin)
---
Outcome: Two Best Pals win

Assistant discovers something... 0:49:57

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:52:07
BYOB (B33rChiller / Dick Bastardly) vs Prostars (Monathin / Jeremor)
Outcome: BYOB wins by B33rChiller pinning Jeremor

Season 1 Finale PPV Promo 1 - Illiteracy 1:03:05

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:06:52
Wrestlehut 2000 (explosivo / KungFu Grip and Quantum of Phallus) vs ADTRW (Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie) / Kild)
Outcome: Wrestlehus 2000 wins by explosivo pinning Pewdiepie

9/11 Silver 1:16:38

Tornado Tag Team Match (non title) 1:21:54
The Hall Monitors (Metis of the Hallway / roxy) vs ADTRW Hollywood (marumaru / sb hermit)
Outcome: ADTRW Hollywood wins by marumaru forcing Metis of the Hallway to tap out

your friend sk promo 1:36:15

No Holds Barred - GOAT Belt 1:38:24
your friend sk vs Shinjobi (belt holder)
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin

Season 1 Finale PPV Promo 2 - Playing in Minifridge 1:53:06

Regular Rules Match 1:55:29
John Charity Spring vs FutonForensic
Outcome: John Charity Spring wins by pin

Bone Boyz / Rags to Liches promo 2:02:28

Tornado Tag Team Match 2:04:37
Talladega Knights (ilmucche / Mr. Nice!) vs Bone Boyz (IGgy IGsen / Hot Diggity!)
Outcome: Talladega Knights wins by ilmucche forcing IGgy IGsen to tap out

Bone Boyz steals Talladega Knight's Dune Buggy! 2:18:07

Cage Match (pin only) - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 2:23:16
WT.Fits (belt holder) vs ghosthorse
Outcome: ghosthorse wins by submission

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Thursday Neon #26 (full vod)
25th of January 2023

Neon OP 3 0:11:14

Team Elimination Match 0:12:45
DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins) and CubicalSucrose vs Twinky and the Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan) and Bastard Tetris
---
CubicalSucrose eliminates Starsfan (KO)
CubicalSucrose eliminates Communist Bear (???)
Bastard Tetris eliminates ddinkins (KO)
Autisanal Cheese eliminates Bastard Tetris (KO)
---
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY / CubicalSurcrose wins

Mekchu promo 0:27:48

Regular Rules Match 0:30:33
Mekchu vs Danaru
Outcome: Danaru wins by pin

Season 1 Finale PPV promo 3 - Vaping 0:46:00

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:49:09
BYOB (baka fwocka fwame / Zoya / barnold) vs TG (Cthulu Carl / Coward / Snooze Cruise)
Outcome: TG wins by Cthulu Carl pinning Zoya
Note: The game bugged out and baka fwocka fwame got stuck early in the match

Namtab promo - ghosthorse challenge/help request 1:03:00

Regular Rules Match - Non-Title 1:03:55
Megamissen vs Namtab
Outcome: Namtab wins by pin

Ohtori is Missing - the letter 1:13:15

Regular Rules Match 1:16:03
minidracula vs Pewdiepie
Outcome: minidracula wins by pin

Shinjobi promo - Monathin Challenge 1:29:38

Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:33:22
Lpzie (belt holder) vs That Dick! vs Shinjobi
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin
Shinjobi was added to match during the show

Season 1 Finale PPV promo 4 - Divorce 1:48:37

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:51:10
GBS (hot cocoa on the couch / Beefed Owl) vs Bone Boyz (Rags to Liches and IGgy IGsen)
Outcome: Bone Boyz win by Rags to Liches pinning hot cocoa on the couch

ePa Watch Club ad / Starcade 95 ad 1 2:02:03

Regular Rules Match - Non-Title 2:04:33
Insetik vs Cavauro
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin

CSPAM promo - Lpzie's table investigation 2:16:57

Two Best Pals promo 2:18:14

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:21:29
FurnaceFace (belt holder) vs Leraika
Outcome: Leraika wins by pin

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Tuesday Titan #27 (full vod)
30th of January 2023

Titan SNL Intro 0:07:40

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:10:35
Infinite Wealth (copy / Danaru) vs Yobtoberfest (biosterous / B33rChiller)
Outcome: Yobtoberfest wins by B33rChiller pinning copy
Note: copy held on to the rope

Swizzler announcement - Mekchu Deathmatch 0:19:38

Regular Rules Match 0:22:43
Tenkaris vs W.T. Ftis
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins by pin

ePa watch club promo - February PPV spin 0:31:00

Team Elimination Match 0:35:31
Talladega Knights (ilmucche / Mr. Nice!) and minidracula vs Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity! / IGgy IGsen / Rags to Liches)
---
Rags to Liches eliminates minidracula (KO)
Mr. Nice! eliminates IGgy IGsen (KO)
Rags to Liches eliminates Mr. Nice! (pin)
Hot Diggity eliminates ilmucche (pin)
---
Outcome: Bone Boyz win

Season 1 Finale promo 5 - Drugs 0:52:38

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:55:30
TG (Snooze Cruise / Cthulu Carl) vs YOSPOS (Lady Radia / Subjunctive)
Outcome: YOSPOS wins by Lady Radia pinning Cthulu Carl

Monathin promo 1:08:51

Regular Rules Match - GOAT Belt 1:12:27
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Monathin
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by count out

Jeremor promo 1:23:53

Mixed Tag Team Match 1:26:09
SAS (Jeremor / FurnaceFace) vs CSPAM (bedpan / Lpzie)
Outcome: SAS wins by FurnaceFace KO:ing bedpan

That DICK! promo - The Kid (trademark) 1:40:39

Tornado Tag Team Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Championship Belts 1:44:55
Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / neoaxd) (belt holders) vs That DICK! / Cavauro
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins by KungFu Grip forcing That DICK! to tap out

Ohtori is Missing - Breen confronts Swizzler 1:57:05

The Mysterious Ms. MM promo1 1:59:32

Submission Match - Non-Title 2:00:17
ghosthorse vs Namtab
Special Stipulation: If Namtab wins, ghosthorse will help Namtab figure out the whole doppelganger thing
Outcome: ghosthorse wins by submission

Season 1 Finale promo 6 - Witchcraft 2:09:30

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:13:17
Handicap Elimination Match
Mekchu vs Mod Challenge (Fragmaster / docevil / Abraham)
---
Mekchu eliminates Abraham (KO)
Fragmaster eliminates Mekchu (KO)
---
Outcome: Mod Challenge wins
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by your friend sk / CubicalSucrose/ddinkins

Lady Radia rescues Hazamuth 2:24:40

After SAW with tawal episode 1 2:26:00

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Thursday Neon #27 (full vod)
1st of February 2023

Neon OP 3 0:09:58

It's Twinky and the Bear! 0:11:28

2v2v2 Tornado Tag Team Match 0:11:50
Twinky and the Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan) vs Two Best Pals (Machetezombie / Tawal) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)
SPecial Stipulation: Winning Team enters a Four Corners Match for the SAW Men's Tag Team Titles at "A Very Special Episode"
Outcome: Two Best Pals win by Tawal pinning Communist Bear

Hazamuth Rescue Aftermatch, Swizzler gets a call from FilthyImp 0:32:39

Regular Rules Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 0:36:01
Crescent Wrench (belt holder) vs Lpzie
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins by pin

ddinkins / Skull Gem Promo: Bail bonds part 1 0:50:31

8-Man Ladder Match 0:53:18
ddinkins vs CubicalSucrose vs Papa Was A Video Toaster vs Wiggly Wayne DDS vs biosterous vs Bastard Tetris vs Stiev Awt vs Super Sweet Best Pal
Special Stipulation: Winner gets Mekchu's Motorcycle
Outcome: Papa Was A Video Toaster wins by getting the briefcase

Season 1 Finale Promo 7 - Teen Pregnancy 1:13:50

baka fwocka fwame promo 1:14:17

Triple Threat Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 1:17:14
Leraika (belt holder) vs Ammat the Ankh vs baka fwocka fwame
Outcome: Ammat the Ankh wins by pinning baka fwocka fwame

Namtab promo - Ghosts! 1:30:02

Hell In A Cell 1:33:39
Gamers Rise Up (Insetik / Hazamuth) vs Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie)
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up wins by Insetik pinning Pewdiepie

Magic and You! - N.A.M.T.A.P. 1:51:14

Ladder Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:53:49
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Dick Bastardly
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by getting the briefcase

The Mysterious Ms. MM promo 2 2:03:10

Team Elimination Match 2:07:44
BYOB (Zoya / Randy Travesty / barnold) vs GBS (Solefald / Space Kablooey) / Cat Hatter
---
Solefald eliminates Zoya (KO)
barnold / Solefald are both eliminated (double count out)
Space Kablooey eliminates Randy Travesty (KO)
---
Outcome: GBS / Cat Hatter wins
Note: barnold / Solefald bugged out

Season 1 Finale promo 8 - Drunk driving 2:23:53

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 2:26:38
Megamissen (belt holder) vs Metis of the Hallway
Outcome: Metis of the Hallway wins by pin

Wrestling Club Grand Princess 2022 promo 1 2:39:17

DEATHMATCH 2:44:33
Coward vs Asuka Kazama
Outcome: Coward wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by KungFu Grip

Neon ED 1 2:51:40

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Thursday Neon #28 (full vod
8th of February 2024
Note: Tuesday Titan #28 was cancelled due to Swizzler being sick

Recap of Tuesday Titan #28 0:09:17

Neon OP 3 0:10:31

Regular Rules Match 0:12:01
Aardvark Barber vs Pewdiepie
Outcome: Aardvark Barber wins by pin

Season 1 Finale promo 9 - Dangers of the Big City 0:20:54

30-man Royal Rumble 0:22:42
Special Stipulation: Winner Challenges for Shinjobi's Flamewar Title on Titan

code:

hot cocoa on the couch
papa was a video toaster
autisanal cheese
bastard tetris
danaru
machetezombie
theswizzler
explosivo
the saddest rhino
haschelcedrickson
blorange
kild
beefed owl
major isoor
lpzie
john charity spring
lobster shirt
futon forensic
minidracula
hazamuth
teen zodium
filthyimp
super sweet best pal
communist bear
copy
starsfan
your friend sk
literally a person
harold fjord
jeremor

Outcome: Starsfan wins

baka fwocka fwame promo 0:58:32

Elimination Match [url=][/url] 1:01:30
bedpan vs baka fwocka fwame vs Snooze Cruise vs Solefald
Special Stipulation: Winner Enters a Triple Threat for the Kawaii Title at VSE
---
bedpan eliminates Solefald
Snooze Cruise eliminates bedpan
baka fwocka fwame eliminates Snooze Cruise
---
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins

Ohtori is missing - SAW and Order 1:14:13

Regular Rules Match 1:17:02
Mr. Nice! vs IGgy IGsen
Outcome: Mr. Nice! wins by pin

Ad bumper Pillowy Mounds of Grinch Potitty 1:23:31

Triple Threat Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 1:26:23
Crescent Wrench (belt holder) vs ilmucche vs Insetik
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins by pin

Season 1 Finale promo 10 - Morton's Toe 1:35:40

Triple Threat Tornado Tag - Men's Tag Title Qualifier #2 1:38:18
Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity! / Rags to Liches) vs Yobtoberfest (B33rChiller / biosterous) vs The Ray Parlor (Steiv Awt / vyelkin)
Outcome: Bone Boyz win by Rags to Liches pinning biosterous

Mekchu promo 1:59:26

Tornado Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Title Qualifier #1 2:01:31
The Troubleshooters (Subjunctive and Lady Radia) vs The New Strange Bedfellows (FurnaceFace and W.T. Fits)
Special Stipulation: Winner advances to a 4-way Match facing ADTRW Hollywood at VSE
Outcome: The Troubleshooters win by Lady Radia pinning W.T. Fits

Season 1 Finale promo 11 - Family Tragedy 2:13:31

Cage Match (pin only) - GOAT Belt 2:16:57
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Monathin
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin

Wrestling Club Grand Princess 2022 promo 2 - Hazamuth 2:23:12

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:28:32
ddinkins vs Cody's Rubber Chicken
Outcome: Cody's Giant Chicken wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Mekchu

Neon ED 1 2:36:10

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Tuesday Titan #29 (full vod)
13th of February 2023

SAW Season 1 Intro (full) 0:09:30

Hell In A Cell (That Is Also In Hell) 0:15:48
ddinkins vs Mekchu
Outcome: ddinkins wins by pin

Ohtori is missing: Se7en 0:30:51

Tornado Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Title Qualifier #2 0:33:28
Yob Squad (barnold / Randy Travesty) vs Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise)
Outcome: Yob Squad wins by Randy Travesty pinning Leraika

That Dick! "The Kid" promo: "The Bone Boy Bonanza" 0:42:26

Team Elimination Match 0:46:24
Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal) / That Dick! vs The Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity! / IGgy IGsen / Rags to Liches)
---
IGgy IGsen eliminates That DICK! (KO)
MacheteZombie eliminates Hot Diggity! (KO)
IGgy IGsen eliminates Tawal (KO)
IGgy Igsen eliminates MacheteZombie (pin)
---
Outcome: Bone Boyz wins

CubicalSucrose promo - MitB PPV Challenge 1:04:10

Extreme Rules Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:06:43
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Starsfan (w/ Communist Bear)
Outcome: Starsfan wins by pin

Malice and Gromit skit 1:17:55

Tornado Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Title Qualifier #3 1:20:29
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47) vs Talladega Knights (ilmucche / Mr. Nice!) vs Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin)
Outcome: Talladega Knights win by ilmucche pinning Jeremor

Cavauro promo - response to CubicalSucrose 1:31:02

Team Elimination Match 1:34:50
Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFuGrip / explosivo / Quantum of Phallus / neoaxd) vs BYOB (Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) / Dick Bastardly / B33rChiller)
---
neoaxd eliminates B33rChiller
KungFu Grip eliminates FutonForensic
Dick Bastardly eliminates KungFu Grip
your friend sk eliminates neoaxd
explosivo eliminates your friend sk
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Dick Bastardly
---
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins

Season 1 Finale promo 12 - Bullying 2:07:35

Regular Rules Match 2:10:19
Super Sweet Best Pal vs Lpzie
Special Stipulation: Loser Gets a 6er
Outcome: Lpzie wins by pin

Namtab promo - Ms. MM 2:15:10

Regular Rules Match 2:19:19
Namtab vs Megamissen
Outcome: Megamissen wins by pin

ddinkins Bail Bondsman ad 2:26:41

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:28:42
Ammat the Ankh (belt holder) vs Zoya
Outcome: Ammat the Ankh wins by pin

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:45:02
Papa Was A Video Toaster vs Killface
Outcome:
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by ddinkins

After SAW with Tawal - episode 2 2:51:58

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Thursday Neon #29 (full vod)
15th of February 2024

Neon OP 1 0:09:39

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:11:07
Strange Bedfellows (FurnaceFace / W.T. Fits) vs Cat and the Hat (marumaru / verbal enema)
Outcome: Cat and the Hat wins by marumaru forcing W.T. Fits to tap out

Ohtori is Missing - SAW and Order Press conference 0:20:44

Team Elimination Match 0:25:48
SAW Cayman Islands Holding Co. (Cavauro / TheSwizzler / Crescent Wrench) vs CSPAM (Politburo (Zodium / lobster shirt) / John Charity Spring)
---
John Charity Spring eliminates Cavauro (KO)
John Charity Spring eliminates Crescent Wrench (KO)
lobster shirt eliminates TheSwizzler (pin)
---
Outcome: CSPAM wins

Great Moments is SAW History: Danaru is #2 0:40:24

Battle Royale - Battle For The Bike Qualifier #1 - Over The Top Rope Challenge 0:44:23
Stiev Awt vs CubicalSucrose vs Aardvark Barber vs Danaru
Special Stipulation: Winner enters a 1 on 1 match next week on Titan for The Bike
---
Danaru eliminates Aardvark Barber
Stiev Awt eliminates CubicalSucrose
Stiev Awt eliminates Danaru
---
Outcome: Stiev Awt wins

Season 1 Finale promo #13 - Remarriage 0:57:43

~~Tornado~~ Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Title Qualifier #3 1:01:35
Rock The Vote (bedpan / Toph Bei Fong) vs Perish Ye Foes (Grassy Knowles / Tenkaris)
Outcome: Perish Ye Foes wins by Grassy Knowles pinninh Toph Bei Fong

Namtab promo - Threatening Megamissen to make them look up whats going on with Good Namtab 1:28:31

Triple Threat Match 1:30:22
Cthulu Carl vs baka fwocka fwame vs Subjunctive
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pinning Cthulu Carl

Battle Royale - Battle For The Bike Qualifier #2 - Over The Top Rope Challenge 1:42:59
Bastard Tetris vs biosterous vs minidracula vs copy
Special Stipulation: Winner enters a 1 on 1 match next week on Titan for The Bike
---
minidracula eliminates copy
biosterous eliminates Bastard Tetris
biosterous eliminates minidracula
---
Outcome: biosterous wins

Watch Club promo - Starcade 95 ad 2 1:56:40

Regular Rules Match - GOAT Belt 2:01:56
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Communist Bear (w/Starsfan)
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin

Tawal promo - Make That DICK! play Chrono Trigger 2:11:17

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 2:13:18
Metis Of The Hallway (belt holder) vs roxy
Outcome: roxy wins by pin

Mekchu promo 2:26:59

Regular Rules Match - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 2:31:09
ghosthorse (belt holder) vs sb hermit
Outcome: ghosthorse wins by pin

Neon ED 1 2:45:48

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Tuesday Titan #30 (full vod)
20th of February 2024

Ken Burns SAWil War documentary 0:09:37

ddinkins/skull gem promo 0:13:54

5-way Falls Count Anywhere ~~Elimination~~ Match 0:15:07
explosivo vs Bastard Tetris vs ddinkins vs Dick Bastardly vs CubicalSucrose
Outcome: Bastard Tetris wins by pinning CubicalSucrose

Monathin promo 0:30:02

Tornado Tag Team Match - Non-Title 0:33:49
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (neoaxd / KungFuGrip) vs Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal)
Outcome: Team Discovery Channel wins by HaschelCedrickson pinning Insetik

That DICK! promo - The Kidman 0:43:10

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:46:44
That DICK! / Cavauro vs Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin)
Outcome: That DICK! wins it for their team pinning Jeremor

Megamissen explaining Good/Bad Namtab part 1 0:56:00

Regular Rules Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 1:02:43
Crescent Wrench (belt holder) vs minidracula
Outcome: minidracula wins by pin

Season 1 Finale promo #14 - Workplace Harassment 1:11:56

Tornado Tag Team match 1:16:31
TG (Coward / Cthulu Carl / Snooze Cruise) vs Yob Squad (Zoya / baka fwocka fwame / barnold)
Outcome: TG wins by Cthulu Carl pinning baka fwocka fwame

Megamissen explaining Good/Bad Namtab part 2 1:27:45

Regular Rules Match - GOAT Belt 1:31:29
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Quantum of Phallus
Outcome: Quantum of Phallus wins by submission

Ladder Match - Battle For The Bike 1:47:58
Steiv Awt vs biosterous
Special Stipulation: The Winner gets the bike
Outcome: Stiev Awt wins by getting the briefcase

Triple Threat - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 1:57:57
Ammat the Ankh (belt holder) vs Megamisssen vs Leraika
Outcome: Leraika wins by pinning Ammat the Ankh

Namtab's phone call 2:10:56

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:14:18
Lpzie vs Jack the Ripper
Outcome: Lpzie wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by sb hermit

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Thursday Neon #30 (full vod)
22nd of February 2023

Neon OP 1 0:10:19

No Holds Barred Match 0:12:02
Mr. Nice! (w/ ilmucche) vs IGgy IGsen (w/ The Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity! / Rags to Liches))
Outcome: Mr. Nice! wins by pin

MacheteZombie promo 0:18:41

TheSwizzler (w/ Crescent Wrench) vs MacheteZombie (w/ tawal) 0:22:06
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins by pin

Season 1 Finale promo #15 - Dog in hot car 0:31:47

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:34:34
The Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity! / Rags to Liches) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)
Outcome: Malice and Gromit wins by FutonForensic pinning Rags to Liches

your friend sk Dimetapp promo 0:40:18

Regular Rules Match 0:41:48
Namtab vs Grassy Knowles
Outcome: Namtab wins by pin

Ghost Exorcism promo 1 - The Report 0:47:32

Team Elimination Match 0:50:43
The Hall Monitors (Metis of the Hallway / roxy) / Rock The Vote (bedpan / Toph Bei Fong) vs Strange Bedfellows (FurnaceFace / ghosthorse / Sisal Two-Step / W.T. Fits)
---
ghosthorse eliminates bedpan (pin)
ghosthorse eliminates Metis of the Hallway (pin)
ghosthorse eliminates roxy (KO)
Toph Bei Fong eliminates ghosthorse (pin)
Sisal Two-Step eliminates Toph Bei Fong (KO)
---
Outcome: Strange Bedfellows win

Ad Bumper Dungeon Meshi Gaynime 1:19:48

Regular Rules Match 1:22:09
ilmucche (w/ Mr. Nice!) vs Wiggly Wayne DDS
Outcome: Wiggly Wayne DDS wins by pin

ddinkins /skull gem / neil breen promo 1:29:54

Triple Threat Match 1:33:15
Subjunctive vs sb hermit vs Randy Travesty
Outcome: sb hermit wins by pinning subjunctive

Hockey Stick Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:44:43
Starsfan (belt holder) vs Aardvark Barber
Outcome: Starsfan wins by pin

Hammock Cat promo 1:56:28

DEATHMATCH :murder:

1:57:08
Shinjobi vs Hammock Cat
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by your friend sk

Neon ED 1 2:04:28

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Tuesday Titan #31 (full vod)
27th of February 2024

Ken Burns SAWil War documentary (re-run) 0:11:03

Regular Rules Match - BMX vs Formula One 0:15:14
Insetik vs ilmucche
Prop Bet: How many times will we hear the announcers say "Fujiwara"? (0 / 1 / 2 /3+, Outcome: 0)
Outcome: ilmucche wins by pin

SAW and Order 2 0:23:03

Falls Count Anywhere - Bear vs Beer 0:27:50
Communist Bear vs B33rChiller
Prop Bet: How will the match end? Pin or Submission? In or Out of the Ring? (pin in / pin out / sub in / sub out, Outcome: pin out)
Outcome: B33rChiller wins by pin

Season 1 Finale promo #16 - Skateboard Safety 0:38:25

Extreme Rules Tornado Tag Team Match - Comedians vs Athletes 0:41:41
explosivo / Mr. Nice! vs Jeremor / Aardvark Barber
Prop Bet: How many weapons will be in the ring at the end of the match? (0 / 1 / 2 /3+, Outcome:0)
Outcome: Jeremor wins it for their team by pinning explosivo

Tawal bumper 0:52:41

Mixed Tag Match - Royalty vs Paupers 0:54:55
copy / roxy vs Stiev Awt / Zoya
Prop Bet: How many times will King copy hit the sliding lariat? (0 / 1 / 2 /3+, Outcome:0)
Outcome: Stiev Awt / Zoya wins by DQ (roxy not leaving the ring in 5 counts)

Shinjobi Deathmatch Announcement 1:07:19

Tornado Tables Match - Cops vs Robbers 1:11:55
Lpzie / FutonForensic vs Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity! / Rags to Liches)
Prop Bet: How many tables will be in the ring and ringside area at the end of the match? (0 / 1 / 2+, Outcome:2)
Outcome: Bone Boyz win by Hot Diggity! putting FutonForensic through a table

Wrestle Club March PPV Wheel Spin (not rigged) 2:22:52

Mixed Tag Match - Hockey Players vs Boxers 1:28:10
FurnaceFace / Starsfan vs sb hermit / Quantum of Phallus
Prop Bet: Which wrestler will get the win? (FurnaceFace / Starsfan / sb hermit / Quantum of Phallus / DQ, Outcome: Starsfan)
Outcome: Starsfan wins it for their team by KO:ing Quantum of Phallus

Ghost Exorcism promo 2 - The Team-up 1:39:39

Triple Threat - Cat vs Dog vs Rabbit 1:42:20
TheSwizzler vs Dick Bastardly vs Hazamuth
Prop Bet: How Many Nutshots? (0 / 1 / 2 /3+, Outcome: 2)
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins by pinning Dick Bastardly

Two Best Pals promo 1:53:54

Regular Rules Match - Badger vs Mushrooms 1:56:50
Namtab vs Cthulu Carl
Prop Bet: How many body parts of Carla's will be in red damage at the end of the match? (0 / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4, Outcome: 1)
Outcome: Namtab wins by pin

baka fwocka fwame promo 2:06:35

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:10:39
Bastard Tetris vs King Hippo
Prop Bet: How many finishers will it take for the winning wrestler to end the match? (0 / 1 / 2 /3+, Outcome: 1)
Outcome: Bastard Tetris wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by KungFu Grip

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Thursday Neon #31 (full vod)
29th of February 2024

Neon OP 3 0:09:51

Team Elimination Match - Team Large vs Team Small 0:11:33
KungFu Grip / neoaxd / Wiggly Wayne DDS / Cavauro vs Hookechoes / That DICK! / Autisinal Cheese / minidracula
Prop Bet: How many members of Team Large will be in the match at the end? (0 / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4, Outcome: 3)
---
KungFu Grip eliminates Hookechoes
Wiggly Wayne DDS eliminates Autisanal Cheese
minidracula eliminates Wiggly Wayne DDS
neoaxd eliminates minidracula
Cavauro eliminates That DICK!
---
Outcome: KungFu Grip / neoaxd / Wiggly Wayne DDS / Cavauro wins

That Dick! / Monathin promo - The Kid Cinematic Universe 0:41:26

Regular Rules Match - Movies vs Video Games 0:44:20
MacheteZombie vs Monathin
Prop Bet: How many times will MZ do a crotch chop during the match (0 / 1 / 2 / 3+, Outcome: 0)
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins by submission

Insetik promo 0:55:20

Tornado Tag Team Match - Western Animation vs Anime 0:58:49
Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) vs Plumbing and Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi)
Prop Bet: Which wrestler will get the win? (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal / Kild / Shinjobi, Outcome: Super Sweet Best Pal)
Outcome: Team Discovery Channel win by Super Sweet Best Pal pinning Kild

Season 1 Finale promo #17 - Fire Safety 1:06:20

Regular Rules Match - Weird Looking but Nice vs Nice Looking but Weird 1:08:44
WT Fits vs Snooze Cruise
Prop Bet: Will Fits do the Crab Walk? (yes / no, Outcome: no)
Outcome: Snooze Cruise wins by pin

Thats a Snooze! - Raku is Kawaii Belt promo 1:17:34

Tag Team Match - Communism vs Capitalism 1:20:34
Politburo (lobster shirt / Zodium) vs CubicalSucrose / ddinkins
Prop Bet: How long will the match be? (0-5 / 5-10 / 10-15 / 15-20 / 20-25 / 25-30 / 30+, Outcome: 20-25)
Outcome: Politburo wins by lobster shirt pinning ddinkins

ghosthorse promo 1:49:22

Tornado Team Elimination Match - Team Cats vs Team Wildlife 1:53:05
baka fwocka fwame / Cat Hatter / barnold vs Solefald / Randy Travesty / Coward
Prop Bet: Who will be the second wrestler eliminated? (baka fwocka fwame / Cat Hatter / barnold / Solefald / Randy Travesty / Coward / no second elim, Outcome: no second elim)
Outcome: Randy Travesty wins it for their team by pinning barnold

Ghost Exorcism promo 3 - The Plan 2:12:33

Regular Rules Match - American Anime vs Japanese Anime 2:14:39
Toph Bei Fong vs Megamissen
Prop Bet: Total number of finishers landed in the match? (0 / 1-2 / 3-4 / 5+, Outcome: 0)
Outcome: Toph Bei Fong wins by pin

Mekchu promo 2:22:04

Regular Rules Match (non-title) - Necromancer Fight! 2:24:22
verbal enema vs ghosthorse
Prop Bet: Total number of red-damaged limbs between all competitors at match's end? (0 / 1-2 / 3-4 / 5-7 / 8, Outcome: 0)
Outcome: verbal enema wins by pin

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:34:54
GateOfD vs Bulma
Prop Bet: How many finishers will GateOfD kick out of? (0 / 1 / 2 / 3+, Outcome: 1)
Outcome: Bulma wins by pin
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by FurnaceFace

Neon ED 1 2:45:37

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