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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


This is what capitalism has stolen from us.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Biplane posted:

This is what capitalism has stolen from us.
Oh no, the practice is alive and well

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

kazil posted:

I wouldn't say "imposing", it's a private university

Private sector authoritarianism is still authoritarianism.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

FreudianSlippers posted:

Private sector authoritarianism is still authoritarianism.

Concerning

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
https://twitter.com/bigsnugga/status/1748038208154435631

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

That's the joke. I'm gonna kil you

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
https://twitter.com/airbagged/status/1748082841294967008

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


So does it cause magical penis or does it contain magical penis?

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

wash bucket posted:

So does it cause magical penis or does it contain magical penis?

Tezhi Sanbian Jiu typically consists of seal, deer, and dog penises. The seal penis and dog penis are added for therapeutic reasons. The deer penis is added to improve your kidney health and strengthen your male genitalia.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Vapor Moon posted:

Tezhi Sanbian Jiu typically consists of seal, deer, and dog penises. The seal penis and dog penis are added for therapeutic reasons. The deer penis is added to improve your kidney health and strengthen your male genitalia.

What a ripoff. None of those penises are magical.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Are the improvement of kidney health and strengthening of male genitalia not therapeutic effects?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

What if one’s dick is already insanely strong

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/myrrlyn/status/1748201602769391807?s=46

https://x.com/shouldhavecat/status/1748261772404936733?s=46

She probably thinks about this every day.
https://x.com/okimstillhungry/status/1748027970881511621?s=46

LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 18:02 on Jan 19, 2024

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

wash bucket posted:

What a ripoff. None of those penises are magical.
And none of them are snake penis. Taco would not approve.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/dietkramer/status/1748199316865613954

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

He nailed the Jar-Jar cheek shake at the end. No one ever does that part, props.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Ooft. If the Dutch have nukes, now's the time to use them.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Actual real lmfao holy poo poo. The dutch will never recover from this

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Flint_Paper posted:

Ooft. If the Dutch have nukes, now's the time to use them.

what, you mean Derbiggenboom?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Surely you mean our grote atoombommen.

Biplane posted:

Actual real lmfao holy poo poo. The dutch will never recover from this

:geert:

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/wrb91/status/1748080731727724643?s=20

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.




I found this dried up snake in my guinea pig hay. I could put it in some some ever clear and make some boner juice snake wine

https://twitter.com/TheSkinnyMenace/status/1748412314674725294?t=klwI-WB5G7t9l-xM5xhg0Q&s=19

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


https://twitter.com/birdyword/status/1643904548074049537

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


:lol: the english will never recover from this

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

what, you mean Derbiggenboom?

Fire the nukes!

Vuur de kernwapens af!

It is ein joeken laangwaag

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

she looks very orange

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






That's Phil Mitchell

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired

Biplane posted:

Actual real lmfao holy poo poo. The dutch will never recover from this

But that's just how he talks :geert:

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1748291799947338074

The Roman Polanski joke got me.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Flint_Paper posted:

Ooft. If the Dutch have nukes, now's the time to use them.

We have the American's lmao

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/Luiseach/status/1748641460012916927?s=20

https://x.com/AJpart2EW/status/1748139981166506202?s=20
https://twitter.com/TYDyetheFly/status/1748415112665563335
This is the first thing likable thing I've heard about The Rock in years.

https://x.com/ZAC__IMPACT/status/1748329476486746575?s=20

LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 14:21 on Jan 20, 2024

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Biplane posted:

Actual real lmfao holy poo poo. The dutch will never recover from this

https://x.com/sidereal111/status/1748311740960698766

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

:lmao: now I'm starting to feel bad

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/1748688352365228139

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

2001 was the peak of human development, agreed

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It's true. Mass immigration really ruined America. Let's go back to before any of it happened.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


lmao that retvrn guys have now finished with like athens and ww1 or whatever and are like "the same month scary movie 2 came out in theaters thats the ancient glory we need"

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I would like to have seen sargon in a trench at Ypres, actually

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1748632847479390420?s=20

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Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
can't respect robert since he's still using the hate platform but that's a pretty good Xpost

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