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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Brandon Judd should learn to turn off his caps-lock

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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WHAT did he do on the border. WHAT.

great username
Dec 28, 2023


This is so pure and distilled for the most unhinged psychopaths in our midst. Literally just "TRUMP BEST EVER. NOW WORST TIME EVER. RRRRRGGHGH!!!!"

loving caveman speak.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Data Graham posted:

WHAT did he do on the border. WHAT.

Let COVID run rampant so much that no one dared enter this hell nation?

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
also bit of a lol at the cartels having so much respect for Trump they wouldn't dare cross the border if he were in office

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It is funny people think the trials matter for the election

Those things aren’t going to save you, it’s 100% up to the voters on that front and even then that doesn’t really address the issue in that the reasons trumps carny ways hit with so many people hasn’t changed so it will come up again.

Being in the position where one party can not win ever in a two party system is not great

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

QuarkJets posted:

Chuds think that it's immigrants making healthcare expensive instead of our for-profit Insurance-backed bullshit system

they also think they, personally, are the only ones who deserve health care and everybody else is a :airquote: welfare queen :airquote:


because they’re incapable of compassion or even cold, hard cost/benefit assessment

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

QuarkJets posted:

Chuds think

:wrong:

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

nine-gear crow posted:

EVERY JABRONI KNOW THE IRON SHEIK STONGEST BORDER PRESIDENT EVER! HULK HOGAN, HE IS WEAK ON THE BORDER. I BEAT HIM ALL OVER THE PLACE!

NIKKI HALEY SAY TO ME SHE SAY "AHH, TRUMPY BABY, WHY YOU DON'T OPEN BORDER?" gently caress NIKKI HALEY! I gently caress HER rear end AND MAKE HER HUMBLE.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

No, Brandon did not say exactly that. Those are very clearly pure Donald-speak phrases. That is his interpretation (if the dude actually even said anything along those lines) mixed in with Trump's senseless and endless hyperbole so he can pat himself on the back once again.

edit: I googled around and can find no evidence of Brandon Judd saying those words. Made up.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Holy poo poo, you will not believe this but "Live Free or Die" is the state motto of New Hampshire! What a coincidence!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

so die, then

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Meeting of the Mexican Cartel bosses:
Don Murdero: Oh poo poo, what if Donald Trump is re-elected?
Don Drugdealy: It’s all over! We’ll have to shut down and go into hiding until a weak liberal is elected again. He is too strong for us!
El Bastardo: Also, we respect him too much, unlike this pathetic Brandon guy.
*they all laugh and do cocaine*

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Catastrophe posted:

No, Brandon did not say exactly that. Those are very clearly pure Donald-speak phrases. That is his interpretation (if the dude actually even said anything along those lines) mixed in with Trump's senseless and endless hyperbole so he can pat himself on the back once again.

edit: I googled around and can find no evidence of Brandon Judd saying those words. Made up.

He's a great replacement chud so it would be on brand

quote:

"I believe that they're trying to change the demographics of the electorate; that's what I believe they’re doing." As he spoke, the split-screen broadcast zoomed in on footage of people of color crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, and Judd continued, "They want to stay in power, and the only way to stay in power is to continue to stay elected."

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
I'm just here laughing at the fact that all these goons thought that the Rico case which usually takes years was going to be done before the election

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

kazil posted:

Holy poo poo, you will not believe this but "Live Free or Die" is the state motto of New Hampshire! What a coincidence!

I mean apparently Ron has just given up on NH and is already moved on to SC.

Which sure Ron that is going to better for you

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
What is Ron's goal at this point? Just to hope Trump goes to jail or dies or something so he can default to being the guy?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean apparently Ron has just given up on NH and is already moved on to SC.

Which sure Ron that is going to better for you

lol Ron DeSantis thinks he can run for President in 2024

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER



Well he doesn't want minorities/lgbt to live free, so this statement tracks

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
The Dungeons and Dragons Fiend Folio should include Trump as the Incarnation of Crime

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

The Dungeons and Dragons Fiend Folio should include Trump as the Incarnation of Crime

A Gelatinous Fish Delite Cube.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean apparently Ron has just given up on NH and is already moved on to SC.

Which sure Ron that is going to better for you

If Haley is going to beat Ron in NH, which is very likely, I would have to assume she would beat him soundly in her home state of SC. Maybe Ron just doesn't want to travel into the cold for a fool's errand.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
It's really funny just how loving bad Ron is at this.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Data Graham posted:

Gas keeps doing this where I am



Creeps down to $2.95, then ~something happens~ and it INSTANTLY leaps up to 3.10 or 3.20 overnight. Then sllooooooooowwwwly creeps back down again to 2.95, then ~something happens~

Wonder where it would be if ~something~ didn't keep happening

i wish gas was 3.20

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



tek79 posted:

Also old-ish here. Remember Cinemax on cable? They'd have a block they called "Max After Dark" and they'd just show straight up porn in the middle of the night, unscrambled. Woods porn was also very much a real phenomenon.

I have indeed seen some skinemax over at a friends house. I remember the stories being very boring and going nowhere.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

If Haley is going to beat Ron in NH, which is very likely, I would have to assume she would beat him soundly in her home state of SC. Maybe Ron just doesn't want to travel into the cold for a fool's errand.

And by beating Ron you meaning coming in a distant 2nd place to Trumo?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Woah! Are you saying TRUMP is the runway frontrunner for the GOP nomination?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean apparently Ron has just given up on NH and is already moved on to SC.

Which sure Ron that is going to better for you

because NH isnt a big bastion of weird chud poo poo. its mostly various boring moderate/buisness types. plus chud votes already have trump, so why try there.


Speedboat Jones posted:

It's really funny just how loving bad Ron is at this.

same. i find it nice, because to ME, it sorta proves that as of right now, there isnt really a new KING CHUD in the midsts that will swoop in an absorb all the chuds. i think what happens is trump dies and alot of chuds just either stick by their dead king/dont vote for a while OR they fracture into following different morons.

the correct course was flush trump and take the coming hits until they can push some rockafeller 2.0 type and hope for the best.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


drat, what do you think his fursona is?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Escape From Noise posted:

Woah! Are you saying TRUMP is the runway frontrunner for the GOP nomination?

The guy who lost the popular vote to both Hillary and Biden?

Are they stupid or something?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

this poo poo hilarious coming from some rear end in a top hat running as king of the karen church ladies. a smarter GOP would stay the gently caress out of most of the culture war poo poo.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Catastrophe posted:

*looks at 401k*
*looks at bank account*
*looks at food prices*
*looks at basic infrastructure funding failures*
*looks at healthcare costs and availability*
*looks at gun violence*

yeah man the real pressing issue I'm worried about is all those dang immigrants. better focus on BORDER.

We definitely also have to do something about the fact that the GOP run states are cutting their food benefits. Here to the west of Orlando the food banks and churches are having trouble getting enough donations. I have never seen this many people.

I do outreach at a tiny church and a couple saturdays ago we fed about 300 people. I know thats anecdotal, but I would have to imagine we are seeing this because the pandemic SNAP benefits ended.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Beefed Owl posted:

I'm just here laughing at the fact that all these goons thought that the Rico case which usually takes years was going to be done before the election

I mean I've been of a mixed mind about the court cases. Obviously it would be great and hilarious if he were found guilty and sentenced and put in prison before the election because lol. But you know that would just cause more years of endless MAGA rallies fomenting stochastic terrorism and coopting the FREE MUMIA type language, for as long as he lives and beyond

It would be way better if he just runs and is trounced. But that's of course riskier

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Imagine possibly going to jail for 2 plane tickets. :doh:

Lets not be hasty here. They didn't say what kinda plane tickets they were.

If it was a situation where you could go anywhere you want where spirit airlines flies in economy class....but they let you have a carryon?

Id spend a weekend in jail.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Dapper_Swindler posted:

because NH isnt a big bastion of weird chud poo poo. its mostly various boring moderate/buisness types. plus chud votes already have trump, so why try there.

same. i find it nice, because to ME, it sorta proves that as of right now, there isnt really a new KING CHUD in the midsts that will swoop in an absorb all the chuds. i think what happens is trump dies and alot of chuds just either stick by their dead king/dont vote for a while OR they fracture into following different morons.

the correct course was flush trump and take the coming hits until they can push some rockafeller 2.0 type and hope for the best.

Speaking of the chuddiness of NH, reminds me of this book I read a couple years back.



The quick rundown is that libertarians moved to Grafton, NH in enough numbers to completely flip the politics of the town towards full libertarianism. The locals were pretty easy to persuade, given aforementioned chuddiness. So this libertarian utopia was suddenly and completely overrun by bears with no fear of people because they completely got rid of all regulations, particularly dealing with the local bears. If you've got an audible credit, it's a great quick listen, and really funny.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

ManBoyChef posted:

We definitely also have to do something about the fact that the GOP run states are cutting their food benefits. Here to the west of Orlando the food banks and churches are having trouble getting enough donations. I have never seen this many people.

I do outreach at a tiny church and a couple saturdays ago we fed about 300 people. I know thats anecdotal, but I would have to imagine we are seeing this because the pandemic SNAP benefits ended.

I mean that’s what the capitalist class does. It sees legitimate problems and just steers them to easy targets. Foreigners are just always easy targets even if the specific targets change.

Like old school England used to riot against…..the Flemish

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

wheatpuppy posted:

I just want you to know I appreciate the screenshots you add when you quote twitter. It's about 50/50 for me for the embeds to load successfully so it's nice to have the image right there. Thanks!

Or just post the screenshot and don't link to the csam nazi website.

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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean apparently Ron has just given up on NH and is already moved on to SC.

Which sure Ron that is going to better for you

Here in SC the mail flyers for Americans for Prosperity (that we keep getting even though I’ve told them several times to gently caress off), which were all desantis all the time a few months ago, have shifted 100% to telling people to vote for Haley.

They’ve completely abandoned meatball ron— who has seemingly vanished from the public eye after his Iowa defeat but still hasn’t dropped out because his wife is an insane person who won’t let him quit and even they don’t want to be in the shithole state of Florida. And that’s an lol

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