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fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Data Graham posted:

Gas keeps doing this where I am

Creeps down to $2.95, then ~something happens~ and it INSTANTLY leaps up to 3.10 or 3.20 overnight. Then sllooooooooowwwwly creeps back down again to 2.95, then ~something happens~

Wonder where it would be if ~something~ didn't keep happening

It just keeps dropping where I am, currently at $2.41 at our local gas station.

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Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Is that you talking, Mr. President, or the handberder?

Randy.... I AM the berder.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:37

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Hazo posted:

Here in SC the mail flyers for Americans for Prosperity (that we keep getting even though I�ve told them several times to gently caress off), which were all desantis all the time a few months ago, have shifted 100% to telling people to vote for Haley.

They�ve completely abandoned meatball ron� who has seemingly vanished from the public eye after his Iowa defeat but still hasn�t dropped out because his wife is an insane person who won�t let him quit and even they don�t want to be in the shithole state of Florida. And that�s an lol

Haley was always the wanted option for those types. they want someone boring who wont rock the boat with social poo poo that would upset money and poo poo. desantis proved he is either an idiot or a true believer and pissed off said money.

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DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Speedboat Jones posted:

Speaking of the chuddiness of NH, reminds me of this book I read a couple years back.

The quick rundown is that libertarians moved to Grafton, NH in enough numbers to completely flip the politics of the town towards full libertarianism. The locals were pretty easy to persuade, given aforementioned chuddiness. So this libertarian utopia was suddenly and completely overrun by bears with no fear of people because they completely got rid of all regulations, particularly dealing with the local bears. If you've got an audible credit, it's a great quick listen, and really funny.

A contributor to the bear problem is they cut expenses for the transfer station (i.e. the �town dump�), so trash piled up on everyone�s property that didn�t want to shell out for private trash pickup.

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BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

Data Graham posted:

It would be way better if he just runs and is trounced. But that's of course riskier

Real talk, do you think the RIGGED and STOLLEN guy will definitely go away quietly and not whip up more stochastic terrorism if he loses another election?

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priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

kazil posted:

This dude will never shut the gently caress up it�s pathological.

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:45

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

kazil posted:

Doubling down on something that already didn't work...

...in the hopes that things will magically just work out.

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:46

Hobo Clown: Oct 16, 2012; Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.

Happy 1 year until Inauguration Day 2025. Might be our final year as a functioning democracy!

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:46

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Hobo Clown posted:

Happy 1 year until Inauguration Day 2025. Might be our final year as a functioning democracy!

We thought this last time, and all that turned out was alcoholism and despair.

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Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

kazil posted:

"It was NOT A CRIME. I have NOT BEEN RAPED. Something has NOT BEEN DONE TO ME."

Again, no. Nope. She did not say that. You rear end in a top hat, Trump. You rear end in a top hat.

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morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

These people are "SICK"

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Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

ManBoyChef posted:

We definitely also have to do something about the fact that the GOP run states are cutting their food benefits. Here to the west of Orlando the food banks and churches are having trouble getting enough donations. I have never seen this many people.

I do outreach at a tiny church and a couple saturdays ago we fed about 300 people. I know thats anecdotal, but I would have to imagine we are seeing this because the pandemic SNAP benefits ended.

If people aren't starving they won't participate degrading contests where they could win a whole loaf a bread. So no we shouldn't do poo poo unless of course you want TV to be boring and lame.

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QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

It is very important FOR AMERICA that I not be forced to pay for my crimes

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MechaX: Nov 19, 2011; "Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

kazil posted:

There ain�t no goddamn way the loving cartels are even remotely scared of Donald J Trump

# ? Jan 20, 2024 22:01

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

loving lmao at chuds completely swallowing kremlin propaganda

https://x.com/moopie0/status/1748727185328738533?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

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Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Hazo posted:

loving lmao at chuds completely swallowing kremlin propaganda

https://x.com/moopie0/status/1748727185328738533?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

humans were a mistake

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

MustangMan_TX with the big ponderances, supported by MooPie0, both paying $10 a month for a blue check mark

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Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Speedboat Jones posted:

Speaking of the chuddiness of NH, reminds me of this book I read a couple years back.

The quick rundown is that libertarians moved to Grafton, NH in enough numbers to completely flip the politics of the town towards full libertarianism. The locals were pretty easy to persuade, given aforementioned chuddiness. So this libertarian utopia was suddenly and completely overrun by bears with no fear of people because they completely got rid of all regulations, particularly dealing with the local bears. If you've got an audible credit, it's a great quick listen, and really funny.

They also hosed Colorado Springs up: https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/06/30/colorado-springs-libertarian-experiment-america-215313/

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emSparkly: Nov 21, 2022; I'm open to interpretation!

Hazo posted:

loving lmao at chuds completely swallowing kremlin propaganda

https://x.com/moopie0/status/1748727185328738533?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

Someone else post the SMBC bit with the guy screaming. Imgur is being a dick rn.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol maybe you losers should have done this from the start

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MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

I know I am years behind on this, but I just started watching The Handmaid�s Tale.

I cannot help but imagine how many chuds watch this and seriously get excited, thinking �We could really do this! We could make a real Gilead here!�

The absolute insanity of the show is everything they want.

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Dapper_Swindler posted:

because NH isnt a big bastion of weird chud poo poo. its mostly various boring moderate/buisness types. plus chud votes already have trump, so why try there.

NH is also a state that has gone Blue for every presidential candidate since 2004 after Bush won it in 2000 despite often voting in Republicans for governor and other statewide offices.

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