Comic Strips 2024: Just Act Cool and Flex a Little

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Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

confirmed: threesomes are virtuous

# ? Jan 20, 2024 19:55

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# ? May 24, 2024 13:55

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

We Are Reproducing

Bardiche Hotel

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:09

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Hwurmp posted:

confirmed: threesomes are virtuous

whew

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:30

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Powered Descent posted:

Flash Gordon

Dun dun DUNNNNN!

Calling spite suicide.

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:33

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Giant Ethicist posted:

Bardiche Hotel

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:35

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

riderchop posted:

On The Fastrack

Wow. Ted Talks really do take just anybody.

Luann

"No one but me, Bets. I suppose I must allow you to be fun and charismatic, but you may share it with no one but me."

It's a sign of a healthy relationship when your boyfriend forever tries to hide your light under a bushel, right?

Gil Thorp

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:49

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Really easy to sync Gunther's actions here with a controlling jealous boyfriend, kinda ugly. Also love a compromise where one party doesn't give up anything. Leave your comfort zone? You were the one mad about not going out, dude!

# ? Jan 20, 2024 21:52

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Jan 20, 2024 22:08

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Julet Esqu posted:

Gil Thorp

What's being protested?

The Dingbat Family/The Family Upstairs(July 23, 1910)

Finally got tired of that gag

Baron Bean(January 22, 1916)

Positive Polly/Polly and Her Pals(December 21, 1912)

Gasoline Alley(September 10, 1919)

Us Boys(October 29, 1911)

The strip get published more consistently as we get into November and December.

The Gumps(February 17, 1917)

Krazy Kat(November 15, 1913)

In the Gloaming

# ? Jan 20, 2024 22:12

Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

Hippocrass posted:

Julet Esqu posted:
Gil Thorp

What's being protested?

Julet Esqu posting Luann right above them every day.

# ? Jan 20, 2024 22:35

Drimble Wedge: Mar 10, 2008; Self-contained

Scary Gary

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# ? Jan 20, 2024 23:02

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

Drimble Wedge posted:

Scary Gary

as a complete fuckup and the laziest person on earth, how can I apply to be a colorist

# ? Jan 20, 2024 23:18

Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

lol

# ? Jan 20, 2024 23:58

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

You know what this reminds me of? The animated Disney's Aladdin. These smiley faces are really annoying.

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

# ? Jan 21, 2024 00:00

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

(Is there a better word for an unmanned fishing rod like that? I believe "fish trap" usually refers cage or net type gadgets, but it's still technically correct)

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Jan 21, 2024 01:25

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 3/13-15/52

Archie 4/28-30/49

That's what you get for blocking the base.

Muckle?

The Virtue of Vera Valiant 12/5/76

# ? Jan 21, 2024 01:54

thisusedyet: Feb 14, 2012; My post... it sucks!!!

Selachian posted:

Archie 4/28-30/49

That's what you get for blocking the base.

Archie going full Ty Cobb there

# ? Jan 21, 2024 02:13

mycatscrimes: Jan 2, 2020

Raskolnikov38 posted:

well that solves the line of succession problem. did anyone actually like ming 2 anyway

i loved him in the way you love a particularly scrungly possum in your trash can

# ? Jan 21, 2024 02:48

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth

please be dead from jacking off on the other side of the door.

I Did Not Like This Before. In The Time Since Seeing This For The First Time I Have Transed Genders And Now I Like It Even Less.

"nope. not getting off of this table."

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:02

Chicken Parmigiana: Sep 12, 2007

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

by Michael Kupperman

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:06

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Chicken Parmigiana posted:

by Michael Kupperman

was hoping this would go

one

step

beyooooooond

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:08

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Bret Blevins' art for "The Phantom" is absolutely abysmal.

Modesty Blaise: The Bluebeard Affair

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:14

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

Hostile V posted:

"nope. not getting off of this table."

Stupid mange! Makin' me look bad!

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:15

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Scary Go Round (March 2-4, 2005)

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:17

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Guess Shelley Winters is going back to Hell.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:24

ukonvasara: Aug 16, 2012; a mixture of gravity and waggery

fuckin lmao. literally just "magic box shut up"

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:34

Gnoman: Feb 12, 2014; Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme

Selachian posted:

And by 1942 standards, Stamm is being enlightened in pointing out that not all Asian people are those sinister, untrustworthy Japanese.

That may well have come straight from the War Department. There was a ton of "This man is Chinese! He is our friend and ally, but this man is Japanese! He is our enemy, here is how to tell them apart" propaganda put out.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:54

Larryb: Oct 5, 2010

So Shelley Winters is basically just the Kenny of the Allisonverse I see

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:57

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Murdstone posted:

Andertoons

"Can I get a receipt? I want to make sure I can get it back at the end of the day."

# ? Jan 21, 2024 03:59

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

ukonvasara posted:

fuckin lmao. literally just "magic box shut up"

remember that these are the Good Guys.

and what has the Bad Woman Mouse Rabbit done that they have not?

gently caress, have we seen kell hunting people in the past few years? No? She's so removed from her loving business that she sits behind a desk and her hands are clean! What the gently caress does her business do again? WHO ARE THEY loving HUNTING? are Dewclaw's Fine Meats made up of loving sawdust?

# ? Jan 21, 2024 04:26

Good Listener: Sep 2, 2006; Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

You know if I remember right she's lying about the box. But also yea it's like "Well see Kell doesn't kill her own employees and catches prey in "unethical" ways or something. No it doesn't make any sense.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 05:09

Rand Brittain: Mar 25, 2013; "Go on until you're stopped."

We also see that the human boy is trapping Herd Thinners predators who stalk Domain, but presumably he doesn't care if Kel's people eat anybody.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 05:13

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

riderchop posted:

Overboard

That's not a palindrome it's a portmanteau! :argh:

I guess the word he created is a palindrome as well, but not an interesting or clever one and only when taken in isolation, not including the "a" at the start or the rest of the preceding sentence.

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth

Selachian posted:

The Virtue of Vera Valiant 12/5/76

This comic is great. :allears:

# ? Jan 21, 2024 05:50

amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

Hostile V posted:

I Did Not Like This Before. In The Time Since Seeing This For The First Time I Have Transed Genders And Now I Like It Even Less.

Angelique, similar to Bruno, had taken huge steps to transition as a mouse. This isn't like how the Good Guys race-fake all the time. So the fact that they refuse to respect that Angelique's a mouse adds a lot of uncomfortable layers in this story. Though knowing how Holbrook's an incompetent writer with a simplistic mindset, that thought never even crossed his mind.

Cowslips Warren posted:

remember that these are the Good Guys.

and what has the Bad Woman Mouse Rabbit done that they have not?

gently caress, have we seen kell hunting people in the past few years? No? She's so removed from her loving business that she sits behind a desk and her hands are clean! What the gently caress does her business do again? WHO ARE THEY loving HUNTING? are Dewclaw's Fine Meats made up of loving sawdust?

Nope, there's functionally no difference in what Kell and RL's companies do. The only reason Kell is considered a Good Company is because she's nice to her employees and treats them better.* Kell is basically the endgame for when Dethany (from On The Fastrack) learns all the lessons she needs from her abusive boss and becomes a CEO herself.

*This includes such acts like hiring prey animals for diversity, when said animals are actually traitors to their own species for working for the murder company. Or giving the supervisor a raise while the people under her who do the actual grunt work get zilch, zip and nada.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 06:16