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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

This one really got me. Very excited dog

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Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags

ilmucche posted:

This one really got me. Very excited dog

Yeah that "god damnit" shows this was not the first time.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




ilmucche posted:

This one really got me. Very excited dog

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but that is an out of control dog. If you cannot stop your dog doing that then you shouldn't be allowed to take it out in public.

The worst of it is dog owners just think it's funny 'ha ha look how excited he is'. When my nephew was 4 we were sitting on the beach eating sandwiches and a dog got away and ate the sandwich out of his hand, the owner just ran up laughing like it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen. After a lot of work and 5 years my nephew has gotten over his crippling fear of dogs, to an extent.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Aramoro posted:

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but that is an out of control dog. If you cannot stop your dog doing that then you shouldn't be allowed to take it out in public.

The worst of it is dog owners just think it's funny 'ha ha look how excited he is'. When my nephew was 4 we were sitting on the beach eating sandwiches and a dog got away and ate the sandwich out of his hand, the owner just ran up laughing like it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen. After a lot of work and 5 years my nephew has gotten over his crippling fear of dogs, to an extent.

I agree completely. It's funny when an excited dog fucks up it's owner, like in the video, but when it fucks with strangers the owner of the dog is absolutely a complete poo poo head.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Air Skwirl posted:

I agree completely. It's funny when an excited dog fucks up it's owner

Yeah it's funny

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I can control the dog, I just don't want to :colbert:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Y'all sound like you want to feed dogs to the police

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Karate Bastard posted:

Y'all sound like you want to feed dogs to the police

It's never the dogs fault.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

ilmucche posted:

Yeah it's funny

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Air Skwirl posted:

It's never the dogs fault.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/MnKkWPW.mp4

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but that is an out of control man. If you cannot stop your man doing that then you shouldn't be allowed to take it out in public.

The worst of it is man owners just think it's funny 'ha ha look how excited he is'. When my nephew was 4 we were sitting on the beach eating sandwiches and a man got away and ate the sandwich out of his hand, the owner just ran up laughing like it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen. After a lot of work and 5 years my nephew has gotten over his crippling fear of mans, to an extent.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I think it's probably worse if you're romantically involved with someone who snatches a sandwich out of a 4 year old's hand and your response is to just laugh at it.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

credburn posted:

For most of my childhood, my father was a biker, and he'd take me to these huge biker rallies (like the superspreader event in Sturgis -- I mean, he didn't take me to that one, but it's an example of the setting) and there were guys -- a lot of guys -- who would proudly show you their road rash, or "hamburger" they would sometimes call it. People whose entire back looked like chewed up leather, their legs sometimes just SHINY AND BRIGHT, like it just sanded down their skin to a sheen.

edit for anecdote: my father contributed a lot of money and worked with politicians and people campaigning to get helmet laws revoked. All my life, bumper stickers with HELMET LAWS SUCK and things like that, nonstop bitching about helmet laws, the government telling me I have to wear a fuckin helmet, etc. etc. When he got older and put away his Harley Davidsons in lieu of a bicycle, he wore a helmet. And I asked him about it, and he was surprised that either he hadn't made this clear or somehow I had not paid attention: he just didn't like being told what to do, but he wasn't an idiot. Of course he wears leather and a helmet, because he's riding a motorcycle, and most of his biker buddies do the same.
His "you have no right to force me to wear a helmet" is also his "I have every right to force a street full of people to watch a man be horribly maimed or die". gently caress your dad.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

What if I'm romantically involved with the sandwich?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Inceltown posted:

What if I'm romantically involved with the sandwich?

Not for me to judge, but God will.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inceltown posted:

What if I'm romantically involved with the sandwich?
Then I have no opinion on your dad.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

What if I'm romantically involved with the sandwich?

This you?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I should have said "then gently caress your dollar menu" god dammit

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-qtosM3oOI

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Dipshit streamer fucks around with toasters and forks and shits himself on stream (no poo shown, just the stain). Audio needed, especially the last thing he says.


https://i.imgur.com/hw8osDr.mp4


Edit: Most likely faked, don't care, still amazing

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Our dog growing up was very well behaved, and my mom even used to compete with her in these hunting exercises and they used to win big every time. But if our beautiful brave dog saw a medium to large puddle, a swamp, or best of all a pile of horse- or cowshit, no force on this earth could stop her diving in head first.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Is it the lever effect at work here that makes it basically impossible to be the supporting guy? Like middle guy is the fulcrum and every step the climber takes past him is exponentially increasing the force downwards?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I've put a fork in my toaster and it didn't do anything, despite being told my entire life that would 100% kill me :confused:

edit: it was plugged in :rolleyes:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

credburn posted:

I've put a fork in my toaster and it didn't do anything, despite being told my entire life that would 100% kill me :confused:

edit: it was plugged in :rolleyes:

Never give up on your dreams

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Butterfly Valley posted:

Is it the lever effect at work here that makes it basically impossible to be the supporting guy? Like middle guy is the fulcrum and every step the climber takes past him is exponentially increasing the force downwards?

The man is about half as good at the overhead press as he assumed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The guy on the “lower” end of the ladder is slacking.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

credburn posted:

I've put a fork in my toaster and it didn't do anything, despite being told my entire life that would 100% kill me :confused:

edit: it was plugged in :rolleyes:

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Maybe he can lift about one guy, but two? No shot champ

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I'm seeing your dad's got some nationalism in his socialism there

Nothing wrong with being a national socialist… right?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

credburn posted:

I've put a fork in my toaster and it didn't do anything, despite being told my entire life that would 100% kill me :confused:

edit: it was plugged in :rolleyes:

It depends on the toaster. Traditionally they were designed to just run mains power directly through the heater wires and if you stuck something metal in there you'd complete the circuit. Modern ones are probably safer than that.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

holtemon posted:

Yeah don't mess with wrestlers unless they ask you to help lol



Moonsault off the fat guy!

https://youtu.be/-ob2THzBPsI?si=Kkjh_-KBYa4HU4S4

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I would say medical costs are offset by increased organ donation and decreased vehicle traffic so it's a net good

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Bum the Sad posted:

Nothing wrong with being a national socialist… right?

At least it's an ethos.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Butterfly Valley posted:

Is it the lever effect at work here that makes it basically impossible to be the supporting guy? Like middle guy is the fulcrum and every step the climber takes past him is exponentially increasing the force downwards?
I don't know about exponentially (maybe yes?) but yeah good call.

Platystemon posted:

The guy on the “lower” end of the ladder is slacking.
If he was there wouldn't be a problem lol. Ignoring everything in the first half of the climb, once the climber passes the middle guy the ladder + climber combo wants to rotate around the fulcrum. The lower guy is the counterweight and all the effort he's putting into keeping his end from going up is extra effort the fulcrum needs to put into support. The climber isn't even a static load so the increased support is going to have local peaks instead of a smooth ramp. If we assume the fulcrum is in the middle and the weight and counterweight guys are the same size then the end result is either:
1) the peak force of the climber outweighing the static downward force of gravity on the lower guy so the lower guy gets lifted up in the air
2) the peak force of climber + counterweight + ladder exceeding the strength of the fulcrum.

World record overhead lift is 338lb and bench press is twice that. Conservatively this kid would have had to support a rotating load of 250lb.

They fulcrummed up :dadjoke:

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Splicer posted:

His "you have no right to force me to wear a helmet" is also his "I have every right to force a street full of people to watch a man be horribly maimed or die". gently caress your dad.

so brave

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

What's the point of riding a motorcycle if even the most minor crash won't kill you instantly?


It would be like smoking if smoking didn't give you cancer.

Self destruction is the whole point.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY

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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Whenever I see anyone biking without full leathers I always about Hunter Thompson's Sausage Creature: http://www.latexnet.org/~csmith/sausage.html

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