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GOT YOUR rear end!!! Tomorrow morning there are gonna be 5,000 posts on X proving you WRONG. WOO YEAH WOO YEAH WOO *self applause* Alex has big "Jim Crow era racist sicking the white mob on innocent black people" energy
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Jan 21, 2024 16:30
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So where's the tomorrow x research?
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I wonder why he felt so confident that the Twitter mobs were supposedly on his side, and would even care? We know from the early-early episodes that he's not about audience plants and other types of claque, but bot-networks on Twitter operate in text-only, with little support for 3 hour long videos. Maybe he's been out of the Twitter game for too long to have remembered that detail. I know when he did that oppositional interview with the Weather Underground guy, he let slip halfway through the thing that the goal was to get something embarrassing on tape or to misleadingly edit something to match, and then use that media for months afterward to drive traffic. However, at the time he actually had a video editor on staff. Maybe he doesn't anymore? ... or maybe the only video editor he's got doesn't have the time to sift through 3 hours of incoherent yelling.
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Morroque posted:I wonder why he felt so confident that the Twitter mobs were supposedly on his side, and would even care? We know from the early-early episodes that he's not about audience plants and other types of claque, but bot-networks on Twitter operate in text-only, with little support for 3 hour long videos. Maybe he's been out of the Twitter game for too long to have remembered that detail.
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Upsidads posted:Hed play the gently caress out of Gor and Mage WOD Alex jones would never, ever be able to get a whole table of people together to play mage the ascension gently caress, I have never been able to get a whole table of people together to play mage the ascension. Hunter, werewolf, and vampire all have draws, but mage is so complicated and requires so much thought about your character, I have never been able to get more than one or two people to show interest in it By the time he finished explaining the technocracy to a potential player, there would be a smoke and dust outline where they had been standing
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Alex has scammed tens of thousands of people for several decades into wasting money on gold and dick pills while filling their heads with nonsense about a global elite of pedophiles he conveniently never has the time to get around to showing the proof for and you think he'd have trouble getting a handful of people to play a loving game? He might not ever be able to get a group of friends to do it, primarily because I think all his friends are those of convenience and wouldn't want to voluntarily spend time with him doing something that doesn't profit them, but he could absolutely scam a group of his listeners into doing it or just bully his employees into it if it really came down to it. Those people would probably be miserable and not understand half what's going on; but that seems to be par for the course for them anyway and I've no doubt plenty of them would do it if he asked/shouted.
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Nah. I'm still on team get Alex into D&D rather than Mage. 'Listen. Vecna promises if you just give up your hand and eye he'll whisper to you his terrible secrets, but it's a lie. How do I know all this? Let me tell you again about that time I was eating chicken in a restaurant when a Solar turned up and cast Foresight on me.....' Edit: Say, is Alex doing much with Steven Crowder now or did that not pan out either? Deptfordx fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Jan 22, 2024 |
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tsob posted:Those people would probably be miserable and not understand half what's going on; but that seems to be par for the course for them anyway and I've no doubt plenty of them would do it if he asked/shouted. If I wanted to run a one man show of a tabletop game for a group of stuffed animals, that would be fine, but that isn’t playing an actual game I am just bellyaching that mage is hard as hell to wind up getting a group together for Alex would wind up like me, reading all the splatbooks about the NWO and technocracy and such and never getting to actually play 
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Jan 22, 2024 14:59
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Newest episode is some great fun stuff.
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Digital Jedi posted:Newest episode is some great fun stuff. I love the customer service phone calls
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rotinaj posted:If I wanted to run a one man show of a tabletop game for a group of stuffed animals, that would be fine, but that isn’t playing an actual game nMage*, Mage : the Awakening, is actually quite playable and much easier to get a game for than oMage, Mage : the Ascension. The fluff is different but thematically similar, and it's built in a tool-box way to be more playable rather than mostly for toilet reading. It still had tons of problems (it was made by White Wolf, after all) but it was a marked improvement across the board. *which is actually pretty old now
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Devor posted:I love the customer service phone calls I love how annoyed Alex gets at having to deal with that kind of low level poo poo; the saga of Speckles is the highlight though.
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How to sell dick pills. "Folks" holds up pick pill bottle "This is the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory of dick pills, but what I'm gonna tell you is some spaced age stuff. The big brain science folks were only able to make one of these a "golden ticket" IT JUST WORKS, and it's permanent. They won't tell me which bottle it's even in, we don't even know if we sold it already. We won't know who got it. But if you buy one of these bottles It Just Might Be You" *Pops open and drinks bottle*
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I thought you were joking until I listened to the episode. Also I know where Alex learned Clarke's fake bio, he watched this same show I did as a kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYL8gfj30Gg&t=58s Double feature with the one Nimoy hosted.
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Grand Fromage posted:I thought you were joking until I listened to the episode. A lot of people like to conflate "conceptualized" with "invented".
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These last two episodes have been fantastic. I hope there's more chicken-level stuff in the future.
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Yeah, this most recent episode in particular was incredibly refreshing. Hard to believe there was a time when Alex would have dedicated a stretch of his show to "The Shriners and Satan were in a book making skeletons and I saw one of the skeletons and the skeleton was wearing a fez".
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The era when InfoWars could just be a normal show full of harmless cranks between having interviews with open Nazis.
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I never like the vintage eps as much I want to look into the sheer abyss of the modern day as much as possible. It’s an election year for chrissakes.
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I kinda look on the flashbacks as a cleansing palette before we return to the modern madness.
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Deptfordx posted:I kinda look on the flashbacks as a cleansing palette before we return to the modern madness. It's the closest thing we have to Wacky Wednesday.
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I think the past is "interesting" when it is about regular people with relatively mundane problems. The thing about the pre-internet age is that access to broadcast media was quite restrictive. Maybe for good reason, maybe for bad reason, but it was something that most people wouldn't have access to. So people would have to put up with TV and radio being a thing in their lives, but it was a one-way relationship. A super-important thing of national significance, but it could only be important at you rather than with you. Within this environment, a huckster like Alex comes along, and promotes the outward appearance of sharing access to his platform. Whether or not he actually is sharing his platform is up for debate, but that appearance of accessibility is a valued commodity in the broadcast age. It's not exactly a free lunch though. The purpose of this appearance of access to regular people serves the purpose of lending legitimacy to Alex's actual platform targets, who were most assuredly not regular people, but could be made to appear so by proxy. Even at the time, these platform targets were always con artists or racist psychopaths out committing actual crimes. Even at the time, Alex was always like this. It is still noteworthy that nothing from the last episode would be anything modern day Alex could relate to. ... Though even here, he could only "relate" to them insofar as they were useful to his self-insert government oppression fanfiction.
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I also had to Google it and, yeah,
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He looks so concerned about his enormous penis.
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AI art generators will never match up to independent amateur author obscure book covers.
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Xiahou Dun posted:He looks so concerned about his enormous penis. Color Printer posted:it's been like that for several hours, he's gonna have to go see a doctor OKAY GOOD it's not just me
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Going to take a page from Alex and end every sentence I say with "and it sheds!" from now on.
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“Chicken law…Mondays….on Fox”
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teen witch posted:“Chicken law…Mondays….on Fox” Aw man. It's already been cancled
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I think it's supposed to be a panther breathing evil satanic energy Instead it's a penis
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Fantasy and scifi novel covers are the real thing we should be retvrn pining over, the ones these days are way lamer than they used to be
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Chuck Tingle single-handedly keeping the genre alive
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N... T... Z... N... T... Z... That's Nancy..... Tom..... Zulu Nancy Tom Zulu. NTZ. Short for Nita... zoxanide. Nitazoxanide. N-I-T-A-Z-O-X-A-N-I-D-Z [sic] NTZ Nancy Tom Zulu Tree Dude fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jan 29, 2024 |
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Tree Dude posted:N... T... Z... Homeboy should have realized he was standing in a pool of gas and was lighting matches by the second NTZ repetition Just totally ruined himself for Alex
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