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mobby_6kl posted:https://i.imgur.com/MnKkWPW.mp4 shameful seeing bros who still haven't learned about leverage. how can you even call yourself a man if you don't understand torque?
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Vlaphor posted:Dipshit streamer fucks around with toasters and forks and shits himself on stream (no poo shown, just the stain). Audio needed, especially the last thing he says. I caught my 5 year old trying to get toast out of the toaster with a knife the other day and showed her one of this guy's videos to demonstrate why you don't do that.
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Literally the first punch drops him. Amazing.
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He was acting up so they had to do a hardware reset
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I caught my 5 year old trying to get toast out of the toaster with a knife the other day and showed her one of this guy's videos to demonstrate why you don't do that. My girlfriend was trying to use a knife to get crumbs out of an unplugged toaster a few years ago because she didn't know that crumb trays on toasters were a thing.
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goddamn twitter links, I can't link just the amusement park video without the other link, what a joke. https://twitter.com/i/status/1748435796846059971
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All of those people died because he forgot the shoulder strap.
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Roblo posted:Literally the first punch drops him. Amazing. he walked right into that hook lol
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https://imgur.com/a/rKhsNMD E: DeSantis drops out and endorses Trump fuckin lol
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madmatt112 posted:https://imgur.com/a/rKhsNMD 
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Bertha the Toaster posted:My girlfriend was trying to use a knife to get crumbs out of an unplugged toaster a few years ago because she didn't know that crumb trays on toasters were a thing. So I grew up without a two slot toaster and also didn't know this. When I moved in with my now wife, I'd shake hers out upside down over the sink to clean it until she showed me the tray.
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Bertha the Toaster posted:My girlfriend was trying to use a knife to get crumbs out of an unplugged toaster a few years ago because she didn't know that crumb trays on toasters were a thing. Wait a minute was the toaster YOU?
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Toasters are self-cleaning, the crumbs will burn off naturally if you just leave them. https://i.imgur.com/8DJzUGj.mp4
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dumb. posted:Toasters are self-cleaning, the crumbs will burn off naturally if you just leave them. Are you saying I shouldn't have just taken it into the bathtub to wash it?
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mobby_6kl posted:Are you saying I shouldn't have just taken it into the bathtub to wash it? No, but you were supposed to leave it plugged in.
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dumb. posted:Toasters are self-cleaning, the crumbs will burn off naturally if you just leave them. I want the version with sound, if it's out there!
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Yeah the monologue has to be great.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:So I grew up without a two slot toaster and also didn't know this. When I moved in with my now wife, I'd shake hers out upside down over the sink to clean it until she showed me the tray. 
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BiggerBoat posted:Bad fish... I liked your last av better but I'm glad you're keeping the theme. 
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A little late to the road rash party, but the worst part of road rash isn't the fall itself. It's when they have to clean the gravel out of the wound at the hospital. They use a plastic comb like the kind you'd use to groom a dog, and they just go to town on it.
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dumb. posted:Toasters are self-cleaning, the crumbs will burn off naturally if you just leave them. loving renters. And I say that as a renter myself.
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Mister Speaker posted:A little late to the road rash party, but the worst part of road rash isn't the fall itself. I gave a fake name to the responding fire truck, declined ambulance, and did this part myself in the shower with a stiff bristle nail brush.
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Can we move onto the next logical derail now, about how America is a third world country?
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I hope you had your own morphine for that, yikes.ante posted:Can we move onto the next logical derail now, about how America is a third world country?
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ante posted:Can we move onto the next logical derail now, about how America is a third world country? Third World refers to countries that weren't explicitly aligned with America/Western Europe (first world) or the USSR/China communist block (second world) during the cold war. I'm pretty sure America is aligned with America, so is definitely a first world country.
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Air Skwirl posted:I'm pretty sure America is aligned with America Is it, though? 
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Lol if you think the government sees regular citizens as part of the country
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Didn't that wacko chud Bill Mitchell go from Trump to deSantis? His brain (what remains of it) must be having a hard time of it.
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Air Skwirl posted:Third World refers to countries that weren't explicitly aligned with America/Western Europe (first world) or the USSR/China communist block (second world) during the cold war. I'm pretty sure America is aligned with America, so is definitely a first world country. Yeah but Sweden was in the third world.
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Platystemon posted:Yeah but Sweden was in the third world. Yeah, so was Ireland, it's an archaic term with no real meaning in the present day.
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Air Skwirl posted:Yeah, so was Ireland, it's an archaic term with no real meaning in the present day.
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ante posted:Can we move onto the next logical derail now, about how America is a third world country? Let's not do that, thank you. Post people accidentally hurting themselves instead! 
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Air Skwirl posted:Third World refers to countries that weren't explicitly aligned with America/Western Europe (first world) or the USSR/China communist block (second world) during the cold war. I'm pretty sure America is aligned with America, so is definitely a first world country. Every time language tries to evolve it makes me literally explode in anger
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Sentient Data posted:Every time language tries to evolve it makes me literally explode in anger 1 + 1 = 3 3 is how I spell two Also I pronounce 1 with a silent w now
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Bald Stalin posted:Also I pronounce 1 with a silent w now That's numberwang!
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What are yuo talking aboard theyr'e not aintn't no rebendible sausage mountain
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