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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Today we’re taking a trip to Baltimore to find out what made stav so fat. Was it the low quality food? Lead in the water? The poor public education system? All that and more on this week’s Talking Cum.

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holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

the wire but each season explores a different aspect of stav’s diabetes

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

holefoods posted:

the wire but each season explores a different aspect of stav’s diabetes

it's crazy how he doesn't have the beetus yet.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

slave to my cravings posted:

Today we’re taking a trip to Baltimore to find out what made stav so fat. Was it the low quality food? Lead in the water? The poor public education system? All that and more on this week’s Talking Cum.

source material is that article that quoted his mom saying how expensive feeding her family was

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
That boy ain't right

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
a shot for shot remake of Succession except this time stav is a background character that gets fatter and fatter every episode

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

ElGroucho posted:

That boy ain't light

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Cached Money posted:

it's crazy how he doesn't have the beetus yet.

lol at thinking getting a real diagnosis would change his habits in any way

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

stav demanded a flounder daily

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

mark immune posted:

source material is that article that quoted his mom saying how expensive feeding her family was

documented halkias family history:

[1]US Immigration and Naturalization records, 1982
[2]Bon Appetit, June 1995

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

stav demanded a flounder daily

It’s common loving decency

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Cael posted:

lol at thinking getting a real diagnosis would change his habits in any way

It wouldn't but maybe he would get to keep his foot

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

*immediately after having his foot amputated*: you gonna eat that?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

hell yeah boys just lost 35 pounds over the weekend, where we celebratin'?

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022


lmfao at the weirdly detailed drawings of aj and meadow, felt like tom goes to the mayor for a second

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

the milk machine posted:

*detective rubbing the mystery liquid on his gums* mmhmm, just what i thought. that's pure uncut pussy juice

i like the way the pussyjdwaise tastes when it has aids

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

holefoods posted:

in rodd we bust

Bust Rodd posted:

She’s an OnlyFans model who specializes in weird cosplay



Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010


Bust Rodd posted:

I have probably 15 different pictures of that specific model saved on my phone. She’s really funny and cool and I bet she would respect me and want to be friends if we met in real life.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
He's going to eat them

https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1749443730535276628?t=WGZiKwyz3vNWOhDnjIux-w&s=19

Lame is stavs account nws or something now

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Jan 22, 2024

CoolRanch
Apr 5, 2019
Kinda weird that all 3 of them went on to be unfunny in their own special little way.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022


normal obese

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

CoolRanch posted:

Kinda weird that all 3 of them went on to be unfunny in their own special little way.

nick needs to start beef with taylor swift

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Adam doing a she's not even stupid she's just homeschooled

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
how come the helmet still looks ill fitting and isn't that chest armor supposed to cover his sternum?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

moist turtleneck posted:

Adam doing a she's not even stupid she's just homeschooled

drat never thought about how much basic poo poo people who get famous as teenagers probably don't know because they finished school on a phone

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Honest Thief posted:

how come the helmet still looks ill fitting and isn't that chest armor supposed to cover his sternum?

they don't make football gear for bodies of such sheer power, most nfl guys are actually small and skinny

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Bust Rodd posted:

It is deeply disturbing to me how often I’ll hear Matt say something that I feel completely aligned with, like something deep & personal that I’ve never said out loud, and Matt’s the only person I’ve ever heard say the same thing, but then a minute later he’s talking about going to the chiropractor and I have to be like “wait, am I also stupid?”

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Bust Rodd posted:

Ian stopping his own theme song to clarify that he is a top and not a bottom is a great bit

Edit: ugh I’m like 10 minutes in and Jules Jordan is just one of the most awful and disgusting women on Earth, good god

ban him again

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

oh i get it now, bust rodd like a penis cumming

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
https://x.com/Variety/status/1749381139427479672?s=20

Dave's hurt

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
He said it himself he can’t let people come on to club Shay Shay and lie

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
smdh dave blaming the dragon for awakening and roasting the knight who disturbed his precious slumber

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

many fine people are saying Dave Chappelle is illiterate

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

bust rodd came up randomly on my Twitter for believing in Santa until he was in high school, lol

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
tell him to come back

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

absolutely not

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Rowdy Roddy Buster

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Steve Cold Steve Bustin'

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

can you smell what The Rodd is cookin'?

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



i say swears online posted:

Steve Cold Steve Bustin'

Goldbust

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