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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

borb :3:

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/A5gWy8V.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/d7EoFHJ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ATLWiEg.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/QQSTa4i.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Y4mQ796.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/UCapvWz.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/B6Rk8Dk.mp4

Not sure about the technique here but the thought counts
https://i.imgur.com/yhwNYrX.mp4

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


The least they could do is show off the craftsmanship of the finished product :mad:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dollars to doughnuts that sign holder isn't very forgiving

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



According to that sign, 95% of the population will go to hell. I would say that's a little much but I know that's what certain denominations actually believe

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I wish I had come up with this one, but the last time a sign like this was posted, one of you wags responded with, "How did he get ahold of my houseparty guest list?"

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
potty mouths :nono:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Wonder if they added potty mouths after hearing one too many "oh, gently caress off"s

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
https://i.imgur.com/vg0cl9e.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/SPCn1d9.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/cwSilEL.mp4

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jan 21, 2024

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/NiallHarbison/status/1749017071655240072?s=20

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


Cindy Clawford
Cindy Pawford
Cindy Crawfurred

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Cindy Crawford, what a dog.
What a happy dog. What a happy doggie, who deserves tummy rubs.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

mobby_6kl posted:


PS. Don't forget to water your snake

https://i.imgur.com/4afrHbe.mp4

Oh my god he's gorgeous

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

Shoehead posted:

Oh my god he's gorgeous

… is what the cobra is saying about that hose. “So much volume!”

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Y’all do know that’s a cobra, right?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

A common misconception. King cobras are not actually cobras.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

that's right, they're kings

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


go off cobra

https://i.imgur.com/IJkLUmQ.mp4

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I think when cobras are puffing up they want to bite

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



that's terrifying

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



It's never not wild to me just how big cobras can get. Look at the width of that one in relation to the hand stroking it.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Unperson_47 posted:

It's never not wild to me just how big cobras can get. Look at the width of that one in relation to the hand stroking it.

That, and they can rear up super high. The really big ones can get up to like 5 feet off the ground. Head 5 feet in the air, hood out, terrifying.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

That, and they can rear up super high. The really big ones can get up to like 5 feet off the ground. Head 5 feet in the air, hood out, terrifying.

Wow, they really can get high

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh-qxtui8eM

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_P9sDKa7I

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
That's one very blessed idiot.

mystes
May 31, 2006

But is he the right blessed idiot for you?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

mystes posted:

But is he the right blessed idiot for you?

No I don't have a cage big enough for an American man.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It'd probably be like having a cat except when your cat bites you you go to hospital.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It'd probably be like having a cat except when your cat bites you you go to hospital.

If they bite your hard enough, you absolutely do. Happened to a friend's mum. It turns out cat mouths are full of germs that you really do not want to get into your bloodstream!

But hey, better than "you'll be dead within the hour, the hospital doesn't have the antivenom to treat you"

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/QZavDfw.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Aru2M1E.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/VTaLudM.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/94dvgZr.mp4

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

L'orange a duck.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

mystes posted:

But is he the right blessed idiot for you?

Clint is the right blessed idiot for everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADIjOYYS0Bc

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Rescued moon bear has a bath for the first time ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lQcwZemP8I

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Hyperlynx posted:

If they bite your hard enough, you absolutely do. Happened to a friend's mum. It turns out cat mouths are full of germs that you really do not want to get into your bloodstream!

But hey, better than "you'll be dead within the hour, the hospital doesn't have the antivenom to treat you"

Your friend's mum was weak to cats. I've been bitten by plenty of cats and the only thing that ever happened to me is, well that's none of your business actually.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/mnL8l5K.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/yW3f4OE.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/rjFvstw.mp4

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I imagine he's saying "WHAAZUUUP?"

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