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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Chiefs vs Bills. Allen vs Mahomes VII
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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

football on the menu 2nite

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

razorscooter posted:



football on the menu 2nite

Would

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I hope Kittle scores next week and makes a McDonald's golden arches sign.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Anyone want a Jason Kelce avatar?
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 i had a soft pretzel stick basket from the local pinball bar, with queso

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Grittybeard posted:

I always think stadiums should have different paths to the locker room and am surprised that so few people who build stadiums realize this.

Who doesn't recall the gladiators jogging onto the tunnel alongside the lions.

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

 The players should emerge from hatches in the ground Hunger Games style.

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
I read that golfer's name as "Max Homo," and was like "Hell, I guess I'll watch it."

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Anime Store Adventure posted:

If Jason Kelce has enough labatts he’s going to end up Bills mafia before the night’s out.

He'll be the first to survive The Pit

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 I like that Jason Kelce was a highlight of this game :3:

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Silly Burrito posted:

Anyone want a Jason Kelce avatar?



Like Maximus conquering his foes in the pit!

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Quiet Feet posted:

I like that Jason Kelce was a highlight of this game :3:

I'm gonna miss that dude and I hope whatever the hell he does in retirement he's just living his best life

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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 jason kelce poo poo was so insanely staged

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/artbutsports/status/1749238724003570024

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ace Jameson posted:

jason kelce poo poo was so insanely staged

:getout:

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Ace Jameson posted:

jason kelce poo poo was so insanely staged

i think he's just drunk bro

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Here we go.

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Ace Jameson posted:

jason kelce poo poo was so insanely staged

Would fit with the staged romance of his brother

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Ace Jameson posted:

jason kelce poo poo was so insanely staged
yes, all part of the nfl script... jason, it's your time. stand on the mark and... *flips to page 3* "celebrate a towndown that just happened"

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Well that's loving surprising.

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 :alert: MVS reception

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Turdfuzz posted:

i think he's just drunk bro

A fat drunk guy? In Buffalo!? At a Bills game!?!?

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 mvs… catch???

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Surprised he caught it

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Mahomes still insanely accurate

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Can't catch wide open throws but MVS catches that

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol MVS makes THAT catch? Wow.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
MVS makes a catch :wotwot:

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
oh, he can catch the ball

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Shinji2015 posted:

Surprised he caught it
with nelson aghalor catching a touchdown yesterday, anything is possible

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 lol 31 got juked by a toddler

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Mahomes bullshit

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:laffo:

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol Mahomes just holds out his arm and jukes for like 40 yards.

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 Bills D playing like cardboard cutouts

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th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
Douglas. You fool

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Patrick "wheels" Mahomes

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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Bills now have a serious LB problem

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 imagine having 31 on your team and expecting to win

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Oof, rolled his ankle

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