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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Chiefs vs Bills. Allen vs Mahomes VII
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
nice, keep the sticks going

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Rogue Elephant posted:

It's to prevent any more holy roller type situations

that rule is the "only the fumbling player can advance a fumble in the last 2 minutes" rule, has nothing to do with touchbacks

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Don't play for the field goal

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Reminder that Bass absolutely shanked a FG last week

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

 Do it bills you fuckers

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 any time left on the clock is giving mahomes too much time

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Bills are gonna score with no time left

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

DuhSal posted:

I’m just getting word… yup.. they do not lie

The hip-ball intersection

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Komet
Apr 4, 2003

 Run the dang ball now

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

shyduck posted:

Don't play for the field goal

PLAY FOR THE JUGULAR!!

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Om nom nom clock so delicious

Let’s eat more

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
andy reid school of clock management weewoo weewoo

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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time for a commercial

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 thanks jay feeley

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


 fully expecting a game tying field goal and chiefs to win the coin toss

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
OH hey Bills are in a simlar situation like our team. Come on Bills you can do it.

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

 mahomes looks like eric andre when he puts on the helmet

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 This is such a good game

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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DuhSal posted:

PLAY FOR THE JUGULAR!!

They're back in Jacksonville

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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Go for the dagger bills. End it all.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
gonna need some good clock management from.... andy reid....

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

This is such a good game

Bills Chiefs always ends up being a good one

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Alaois posted:

thanks jay feeley

Had to spell Gene

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Go for the dagger bills. End it all.
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Intruder posted:

gonna need some good clock management from.... andy reid....

*mustache wiggles*

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 im not so sure about what mcdermott is doing here

edit: not about running the clock down, but the playcalls

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 My watch gave me an elevated heart rate alert.

I am not a fan of either of these teams.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 sending my energy to the bills

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Bills missing a game tying field goal as time expires would be funny.

As would scoring a TD and then immediately giving up one themselves.

As would going to OT and losing.

So many choices, which heartbreaking option will they choose?

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 This is tense

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opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

fast cars loose anus posted:

8/8 against one opponent in the playoffs on 4th down is a crazy stat

also it seems explicitly wrong thanks to the fake punt earlier this quarter?

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Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Alaois posted:

thanks jay feeley

is he speaking at trump's rally right now?

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Holy poo poo

Piss

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
OOOOOOO come on Bills!! DO THIS!!

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Rogue Elephant posted:

im not so sure about what mcdermott is doing here

already in range to tie it, trying not to give KC any time to answer

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Kalli posted:

Bills missing a game tying field goal as time expires would be funny.

As would scoring a TD and then immediately giving up one themselves.

As would going to OT and losing.

So many choices, which heartbreaking option will they choose?

Snu-Snu

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Komet
Apr 4, 2003

 Unless it's 4th and long, I think this is 4 down territory into the end zone. No FG unless absolutely necessary

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
 I want to apologize in advance to bills fans for what's about to happen

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

This is such a good game

My birds losing so badly be damned, it's been a fun postseason in general

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

Bills missing a game tying field goal as time expires would be funny.

As would scoring a TD and then immediately giving up one themselves.

As would going to OT and losing.

So many choices, which heartbreaking option will they choose?

Going to OT after a TD and giving up a long drive would require a missed PAT so that would be extra billsing

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