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"gospel" looks like "go spell" so by telling me to read the "gospel" you are telling me to go do magic
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let's break that down. what are you doing when you are writing out the letters of a word? or saying them out loud? you are SPELLING that word. hmmm, interesting
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:let's break that down. what are you doing when you are writing out the letters of a word? or saying them out loud? you are SPELLING that word. hmmm, interesting the indoctrination starts so young... we send our little innocent babies to kindergarten and the teachers first priority is to teach them spelling... satanic witches
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Jan 22, 2024 18:14
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I indoctrinate myself with a rag on a stick
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how many letters are there? 26 how many epistles are included in the new testament? 21 how many pseudepigraphic/apocryphal epistles are there? 5 what is another name for epistle? letter are you paying attention yet??
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vyelkin posted:the indoctrination starts so young... we send our little innocent babies to kindergarten and the teachers first priority is to teach them spelling... satanic witches Next they'll be letting vampires teach arithmetic! 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Next they'll be letting vampires teach arithmetic! they'd probably do it for free
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vyelkin posted:the "Andrew Jackson did nothing wrong" to "I'm here to call out extreme anti-native racism in the witchcraft thread, Do Better" pipeline cspam ftw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2a-bLFlY0
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AnimeIsTrash posted:cspam ftw it owns that the metamorphosis included him introducing "y'all" into his posts
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Al! posted:it owns that the metamorphosis included him introducing "y'all" into his posts Power Word: Y'All
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Al I like your new avatar 
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Y'Al!
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Colonel Cancer posted:Im casting spells I'm drinking potions  Thinking about casting a spell later this week but I dunno, I feel like it's not going to make a difference. Grimnarsson has issued a correction as of 21:07 on Jan 22, 2024 |
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vyelkin posted:"gospel" looks like "go spell" so by telling me to read the "gospel" you are telling me to go do magic it is pretty magical to learn about Christ and what he did for us.
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Sherbert Hoover posted:Y'Al!
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Al I like your new avatar birds and rain, what can i say it works every time
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Grimnarsson posted:I'm drinking potions It definitely won't make a difference if you don't try, so it's mostly about deciding if you would like to try or not
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Al! posted:birds and rain, what can i say it works every time 
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my spirit animal (fursona) is crow, from the longest journey
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TLJ Wiki posted:Crow really proves his worth in the Guardian's Realm. Although somehow he has discovered the infamy of crows in Stark, he is appeased when April explains the 'Crowboy' connection. He wants to be a hero like Crowboy and so, despite his reservations regarding magic, carries water in his beak from the Well of Making for April so she can pass the Trial of Matter. sounds like a good bird Al 
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https://twitter.com/PastorAlexLove/status/1748355747228815786 think im a believer now
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y’alldabaoth
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Ohtori Akio posted:i suggest matthew and john those are my favorites oh ffs this is basic af basic bitch hermeneutics
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John is the dopest gospel tho, she's right on that one
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Squizzle posted:oh ffs this is basic af stfu heretic
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Imagine reading "Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ λόγος, καὶ ὁ λόγος ἦν πρὸς τὸν θεόν, καὶ θεὸς ἦν ὁ λόγος." and not immediately jumping tf out of your chair hooting & hollering
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aw frig aw dang it posted:Imagine reading "Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ λόγος, καὶ ὁ λόγος ἦν πρὸς τὸν θεόν, καὶ θεὸς ἦν ὁ λόγος." and not immediately jumping tf out of your chair hooting & hollering it goes crazy. but i can see why an arian wouldn't like basic and necessary doctrine of serious christianity
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if matthew had a soundtrack, it would be the sorta poo poo buffy had in seasons 1-3. it could aspire to a blander hercules the legendary journeys ep soundscape on a good day w a jaunty translation john would be 90s star trek, sonic wallpaper w moments of Actual Music. you can remember bits of it and it doesnt bother you when they float to mind. absolutely the epistle where the soundscape was more defined by the sound fx work
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anyone else have a great deal of trouble saying the word apologism aloud w a straight face
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me, startled, thinking about brothels near the temple of apollo: by apologism!!
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[to a group of vestals gathered under the statue of aries] excuse me ladies, but is this god bothering you
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Al! posted:[to a group of vestals gathered under the statue of aries] excuse me ladies, but is this god bothering you hmm that's odd, he's usually not this horny
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Al! posted:[to a group of vestals gathered under the statue of aries] excuse me ladies, but is this god bothering you the high priestess sighs, "okay everyone get inside, Zeus is back, you all know the drill"
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:i'm casting a spell rn  
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