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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749629154784403802

"Everyone got a piece of that action", totally normal thing to say about the presidency.

Somewhere one of President Trump’s attorneys just snapped to full wakefulness from a deep sleep and is dreading that moment tomorrow morning when he has to log in and learn why.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749630818656407627

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Hollismason posted:

Lol why the gently caress are you posting pictures of houses .

wrong thread oh god

my brain is melting faster than TRUMP

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Youth Decay posted:

wrong thread oh god

my brain is melting faster than TRUMP

Perhaps you are suffering from youth decay.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Ronnie Meatballs cut me in, everybody gettin' a piece da action.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749632130055901651


https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749633930062418166

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!
Post itt every time you ding ding boom woosh boom

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

kuarduck posted:

Post itt every time you ding ding boom woosh boom

INFORMER

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

Jesus Christ he's loving losing it. He was a lying moron in 2016, but I don't remember him being anywhere close to how bad he is right now.

Who told him to get the new cognitive test? And if he "failed" what did they actually plan to do?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I think "ding ding ding ding boom whoosh boom" are some of the lyrics to Jesus Built My Hotrod.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





What the gently caress did I just watch? This is how a stable genius cognative test ace explains things?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

And then the science man he told what to do he said that
Ding ding boom whoosh zoom ding dang walla walla bing bang

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
tucker carlson continues to draw the big names, his latest episode features mr. turd

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749634549645021355

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


kuarduck posted:

Post itt every time you ding ding boom woosh boom

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Stink Billyums posted:

tucker carlson continues to draw the big names, his latest episode features mr. turd



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfcZYVYBdGc

Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP

Rescue Toaster posted:

Yeah like the recent CHUD Texas judge where he tried to completely reverse FDA approval for one of the abortion drugs. Not just recent changes, but completely remove it from the market. And everyone pointed out 'Hey shitbag judges shouldn't be overriding the FDA's decisions from actual doctors.'

That's the kind of stuff SCOTUS is going to be reinforcing and encouraging with this ruling. Although we'll maybe get a cutesy 'Oh no it won't, trust us.' from the majority opinion like we've gotten before.

Yeah, basically Shelby County v Holder pt 2. "Mass disenfranchisement? The suggestion that this decision will result in a sudden avalanche of new laws designed to suppress minority votes is liberal alarmist nonsense. It's not the 60s anymore. Section 4b is obsolete. Trust us."

[massive avalanche of new ID laws, voter purges, and polling station closures targeting minority voters ensues]

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


Wow he looks like death warmed over.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Very cathartic to see people booing him

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Stink Billyums posted:

tucker carlson continues to draw the big names, his latest episode features mr. turd



That's Mr. Turd2

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

kuarduck posted:

Post itt every time you ding ding boom woosh boom

JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4whhkvNAtI

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Stink Billyums posted:

tucker carlson continues to draw the big names, his latest episode features mr. turd



15 gallons of turds in a 10 gallon hat

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Lol

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

legit great track.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Very cathartic to see people booing him

not to antidoomer, but Don's groupies or event security would have never allowed this to happen before, maybe there is hope?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


PhazonLink posted:

not to antidoomer, but Don's groupies or event security would have never allowed this to happen before, maybe there is hope?

His current rallies are very amateurish compared to his old ones. They'll probably be a little bit tighter once the rnc gives it's full backing and makes sure he's locked off

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

John Wick of Dogs posted:

His current rallies are very amateurish compared to his old ones. They'll probably be a little bit tighter once the rnc gives it's full backing and makes sure he's locked off

He also stopped filling big spaces so in these smaller rooms 5 activists sound like a lot

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i mean he had RNC backing in 2020 and had to do events at airports because his unpaid bills with event venues meant they blacklisted him.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/EricColumbus/status/1749642227293290999

loving christ.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Stink Billyums posted:

tucker carlson continues to draw the big names, his latest episode features mr. turd



heh, nice photoship. what he actually look like?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Institive.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the american ubermensch:

+ cirrhosis-distended abdomen
+ jaundiced eyes hidden behind Ballistic Shadestm
+ 3-inch heel cowboy boots with 2-inch lifts
+ a deep wheezing in the chest, beleaguered lungs
+ concealed pistol wedged beneath a veiny roll of visceral fat
+ deep desire to be dominated
+ opiate-paralyzed bowels -- fecal accretion

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

FAKE NEWS!!!

Pepsi is garbage and didn't stop poo poo. It must have be pheromones , toxic spray tan fumes or something.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Buce posted:

the american ubermensch:

+ cirrhosis-distended abdomen
+ jaundiced eyes hidden behind Ballistic Shadestm
+ 3-inch heel cowboy boots with 2-inch lifts
+ a deep wheezing in the chest, beleaguered lungs
+ concealed pistol wedged beneath a veiny roll of visceral fat
+ deep desire to be dominated
+ opiate-paralyzed bowels -- fecal accretion

Working on it, thanks!

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007


peanut butter smeared greasy bitch is losin it LOL, the bizarre motivational music turns it up a notch

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

FFS, me posting the Jetsons Gleep Glorp song was supposed to be an insult to the maga hogs, not a drat omen.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I hope Trump’s dementia gets so bad that he starts to straight up admit to poo poo he’s done.

“So then I promised Putin Ukraine if he would help me beat Crooked Hillary! So what? No collusion!”

This made me laugh out loud^

It's possible!!!!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

kuarduck posted:

Post itt every time you ding ding boom woosh boom

jeez more military top secrets leaked on the war thunder forums

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Buce posted:

the american ubermensch:

+ cirrhosis-distended abdomen
+ jaundiced eyes hidden behind Ballistic Shadestm
+ 3-inch heel cowboy boots with 2-inch lifts
+ a deep wheezing in the chest, beleaguered lungs
+ concealed pistol wedged beneath a veiny roll of visceral fat
+ deep desire to be dominated
+ opiate-paralyzed bowels -- fecal accretion

Reported for hornyposting

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Ding ding ding
I press the the coke button on my desk
Wwwoooosh
The coke is sent through a pneumatic tube system to my desk
I open the coke and
Boooom
It sprays all over the oval office

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