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trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

mcmagic posted:

I kinda think the Lions are gonna beat the 9ers.

I kinda don't think so.

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Cavauro posted:

the coach explained that he gave up due to low odds
I get it but also it was the Detroit Lions in the playoffs, the football gods were waiting for that moment to crush a city

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

mcmagic posted:

I kinda think the Lions are gonna beat the 9ers.

If Deebo is out I think they have a very real shot. Still have a shot if he plays but it's going to require some luck.

wyoak posted:

I get it but also it was the Detroit Lions in the playoffs, the football gods were waiting for that moment to crush a city

I'm mentally preparing myself for a weird officiating controversy to rip a win away from Detroit.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

When was the last time some team fumbled the snap during the kneel down? I can’t remember it happening.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Cavauro posted:

the coach explained that he gave up due to low odds

https://x.com/eliminat0r85/status/1749599718114529459?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Docjowles posted:

Kids are gonna find this video in 10 years and be like “you seriously handed me over to a giant blackout drunk stranger” lmao

It's Buffalo. The kid was probably blackout drunk too.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Bird in a Blender posted:

When was the last time some team fumbled the snap during the kneel down? I can’t remember it happening.

Rivers fumbled a spike, close to a kneel down

Pron on VHS fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Jan 23, 2024

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Bird in a Blender posted:

When was the last time some team fumbled the snap during the kneel down? I can’t remember it happening.

I'm mad now

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

wyoak posted:

Has anyone figured out why the bucs didn’t call timeout after the third down kneel down

https://twitter.com/PrideOfDetroit/status/1749570661213708696

Kinda refreshing to have a guy go "the game was fuckin' over, dude, come on." instead of calling your timeouts like a Tomlin-style prick.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1749540066530119896?s=20

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


mcmagic posted:

I kinda think the Lions are gonna beat the 9ers.

oh thank god. nothing could make me feel more confident about this game

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003



Chiefs have the youngest defense in the league.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Guess you all heard Purdy saying they were going to bench him if they could get Tom Brady. What might we discern from this information?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
The wildcard round was amazing but now we're down to 3 teams that constantly win and a single good guy left.

The Lions must win at all costs

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Do you think Dan Campbell could bench press Andy Reid

Before or after dinner if you prefer to pick against the spread

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Dan Campbell would Hurricanrana Andy Reid through the Sapnish announcers table.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Docjowles posted:

Do you think Dan Campbell could bench press Andy Reid

Before or after dinner if you prefer to pick against the spread

Dan Campbell can probably bench press Andy Reid's weight but benching a human is awkward since you can't really grip them like a barbell and the weight isn't evenly distributed. idk if Dan Campbell could bench Andy Reid himself without first getting some practice in by benching other lighter humans first

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Congratulations to Detroit on your new super spreader event let’s see how normal it is after screaming ur voice out to develop a cough

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

What

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I lost my voice at the game, but now I have a cough and don’t feel great lol

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

biceps crimes posted:

Dan Campbell can probably bench press Andy Reid's weight but benching a human is awkward since you can't really grip them like a barbell and the weight isn't evenly distributed. idk if Dan Campbell could bench Andy Reid himself without first getting some practice in by benching other lighter humans first

You say this like it’s unlikely that Campbell has ever bench pressed another human

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

these sold out crowds in downtown are def gonna have a statistically significant COVID impact :smith:

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

That’s wild that Detroit is the only team that’s had home games this year

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007
Whoa you just got BrownThunder-ed.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
im not sure what that means but it sounds bad for them

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Fat Jesus posted:

Guess you all heard Purdy saying they were going to bench him if they could get Tom Brady. What might we discern from this information?

Messed up that the 49ers would finally find a good young QB after many tries, then bench him for some re-tread vet just cause he was friends with the 49ers' dad or w/e

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1749653262318317894

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1749654272982270320

Hmmmmmmmm. Hm. Hm.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fat Jesus posted:

Guess you all heard Purdy saying they were going to bench him if they could get Tom Brady. What might we discern from this information?

Not much.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

mcmagic posted:

yes i'm serious. you think a a ron is loving walking around with a tiki torch shouting about the jews? lol

there might be some crossover but rogan is a dumb woo woo guy way more than he's a actual nazi tbh.

I would absolutely not put down money that Aaron doesn't have some extremely stupid views about Jews.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Lmao at Taylor Decker, bona fide enormous human being, being sent flying there

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

MikeCrotch posted:

Lmao at Taylor Decker, bona fide enormous human being, being sent flying there

Nah that's a TE, can't see a number though.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I *think* it's Laporta, it looks very much like 87 on the jersey

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Love the idea of defenses built around launching waves of impossibly enormous dudes into the backfield. Want to see Vea blitz from the corner and Kool aid man through the OL.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I *think* it's Laporta, it looks very much like 87 on the jersey

"ok so we know you've got a bone bruised knee and every step is agony but we're gonna need you to block Vita Vea with a running start, ok champ see you next play"

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Throw Aaron Rodgers in a Pats jersey and see how mcmagic feels imo

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Amy Pole Her posted:

Throw Aaron Rodgers in a Pats jersey and see how mcmagic feels imo

I would feel exactly the same I would just root against him.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't know how you can't see there's a very tight Venn diagram of conspiracy assholes that listen to the Rogan podcast and alt-right racists.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I don't know how you can't see there's a very tight Venn diagram of conspiracy assholes that listen to the Rogan podcast and alt-right racists.


There are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more Rogan listeners than groypers. Alot of people listen to that stupid boring poo poo.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Guess it all goes back to how evil you really feel some of these Jesus dummies really are.

I remember a buncha goons getting panties in a bunch over Tebow and cousins giving money + time to weird fundie groups, as insane religious people do.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Most conspiracies start at different places, but they sure love to end up blaming the same group. Funny how that works.

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