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Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Hollismason posted:

I'm pretty sure Haley is going to lose tonight.

Her winning WOULD be the funniest possibility, though

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Outrail posted:

The real question is will she vote for Trump if he's the GOP nomination?

she will indeed

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Steadiman posted:

Oklahoma you say?



(obviously this wouldn't go anywhere but still funny)

I'm calling the sexy police. They'll determine whether or not this pic is sexy.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Asterite34 posted:

Her winning WOULD be the funniest possibility, though

Trump would be even more RIGGED AND STOLLEN over that than he was about the 2020 election

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Steadiman posted:

Oklahoma you say?



(obviously this wouldn't go anywhere but still funny)

"Anime banned in OK"

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Arrest me Oklahoma

8=====D

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Steadiman posted:

Oklahoma you say?



(obviously this wouldn't go anywhere but still funny)

yeah OK is basicaly for all the fundie chuds.

https://twitter.com/jaspscherer/status/1749872334293364891
https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1749861371074744520
meanwhile in texas.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

what kind of married couple sends each other nude selfies? that's strictly date/side-piece/fwb behaviour

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Thr Party of Law and Order everyone!!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Asterite34 posted:

Her winning WOULD be the funniest possibility, though

It really would, especially if it made his chances rollercoaster down the staircase. I think it's entirely possible, too, just because we're seeing centrist/"moderates" flipping Haley instead of Trump, and the GOP does not otherwise have (and desperately needs a good plan) instead of a raving, indicted one.

e:


lmao they're gonna grandstand and CHUD around then try to bull the Feds into cleaning up that huge loving slapdash-rear end mess of razor wire. I'd be scared to be standing on top of that shipping container, one slip and you're a flayed steak.

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jan 23, 2024

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Watch Abbot start a war because some Yee-Haw Texas “Militia” fires on US Military soldiers removing barbed wire.

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh

Steadiman posted:

Oklahoma you say?



(obviously this wouldn't go anywhere but still funny)

How do these morons reconcile freedom of speech with this poo poo? It is so brain-melting.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Yes, but Haley is being pushed as a part of the globalist agenda, did you think about that?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Buce posted:

what kind of married couple sends each other nude selfies? that's strictly date/side-piece/fwb behaviour

plenty do probably. people in marriages still have sex and fun and stuff.

Ringo Star Get posted:

Watch Abbot start a war because some Yee-Haw Texas “Militia” fires on US Military soldiers removing barbed wire.

he will make some grand stand and then back down quietly.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Vire posted:

How do these morons reconcile freedom of speech with this poo poo? It is so brain-melting.
They don’t. Freedom of speech is just a thing that they use to own the libs

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Buce posted:

what kind of married couple sends each other nude selfies? that's strictly date/side-piece/fwb behaviour

I kinda wish my wife would, tbh. Every time I send her a dick pick she's like "I don't need any more pictures of Dick Clark you're not funny"

beef sweat
Jan 1, 2013

Vire posted:

How do these morons reconcile freedom of speech with this poo poo? It is so brain-melting.

Freedom of speech just means they want to say the n word without repercussions. Hth

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Vire posted:

How do these morons reconcile freedom of speech with this poo poo? It is so brain-melting.

They only want freedom for THEIR speech. They could give a poo poo about everything else

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

How could NH lose in NH though? It’s got her name right there!

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Steadiman posted:

Oklahoma you say?



(obviously this wouldn't go anywhere but still funny)

Geez, people need to quit making laws based on their own personal values and beliefs. Laws should be only about facts and logic.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I kinda wish my wife would, tbh. Every time I send her a dick pick she's like "I don't need any more pictures of Dick Clark you're not funny"

Spice things up, send her a pic of Dick York from Bewitched next time

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Dapper_Swindler posted:

plenty do probably. people in marriages still have sex and fun and stuff.

he will make some grand stand and then back down quietly.

according to the tweet and article I think he already did.

quote:

Specifically, Texas is still blocking Border Patrol from accessing most of Shelby Park in Eagle Pass — but NOT wire at other locations.

Some Rs have called for Texas to defy SCOTUS, but that's not what's happening. (SCOTUS didn't address Shelby Park.)

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Trump outside the polling site at Londonderry High School in New Hampshire



digital penitence fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jan 23, 2024

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

Outpost22 posted:

Yes, but Haley is being pushed as a part of the globalist agenda, did you think about that?

I am aching for the day it gets pointed out to Trump that he's using "globalist" wrong.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Spice things up, send her a pic of Dick York from Bewitched next time

I've been thinking about Cheney but only for the next time we argue.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Spice things up, send her a pic of Dick York from Bewitched next time

In Oklahoma the only acceptable dick pix will be of Nixon

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

From listening to The FPlus, people can have kinky sex festishes about literally anything at all. There was one episode all about people who get turned on by wristwatches.

“Excuse me, sir, you recently posted a selfie on Facebook?”
“Erm yes why what’s the problem?”
“Your watch was clearly visible, you sick pervert. You’re under arrest for SEX CRIME!”

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

zone posted:

Any terrorist attack in the USA will be 100% from insane chuds, that's for sure, President Good Brains.

This is what is really funny about their Border Border Border screeching

They are nod-nod/wonk-wink encouraging their base to commit acts of terrorism. And should he be removed from the ballot or lose yet another election, they are openly stating that they will ramp the violence up to eleven.

As I’ve said for years it all boils down to what is their de facto mantra/campaign platform: Let us kill you, or we will kill you!

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



MrMojok posted:

This is what is really funny about their Border Border Border screeching

They are nod-nod/wonk-wink encouraging their base to commit acts of terrorism. And should he be removed from the ballot or lose yet another election, they are openly stating that they will ramp the violence up to eleven.

As I’ve said for years it all boils down to what is their de facto mantra/campaign platform: Let us kill you, or we will kill you!
Consider: what if their potential for violence is already at 9? The practical potential not the theoretical.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Oh good, he's just saying Texas is in complete Defiance of federal law now

Good, arrest the dumb motherfucker

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


MrMojok posted:

This is what is really funny about their Border Border Border screeching

They are nod-nod/wonk-wink encouraging their base to commit acts of terrorism. And should he be removed from the ballot or lose yet another election, they are openly stating that they will ramp the violence up to eleven.

As I’ve said for years it all boils down to what is their de facto mantra/campaign platform: Let us kill you, or we will kill you!

The threatened violence tends to end as a statistic, usually in a cornfield.

beef sweat
Jan 1, 2013


The emperors new accordion

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

There was that Tennessee politician who couldn’t stop liking and commenting on hot twinks on Instagram and had to give a tearful apology about it

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



THE BORFER

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

bobjr posted:

There was that Tennessee politician who couldn’t stop liking and commenting on hot twinks on Instagram and had to give a tearful apology about it

I think I remember this .. link to story?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Hollismason posted:

I think I remember this .. link to story?
I believe he killed himself soon after.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Hollismason posted:

I think I remember this .. link to story?

https://x.com/nc5philwilliams/status/1634175039963557890?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy


Pictured here, some dudes who when the Feds roll up, have, or will, say something like “hey man my boss is telling me I gotta say no for like, just a day, so the governor can make some posts. I don’t know man poo poo is hosed up. If you want to park the trucks over there I’ll get a couple of guys to help with the gear.”

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003
I wonder if/when he wins today, will he go into court tomorrow on a total high and completely run his mouth or what.

Or would it be funnier if he was in a rage about losing (I know that won't happen) or it being super close.

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Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

IT'S BEEN BEEFED

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