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Takes No Damage posted:I must be worse. The king can take the bishop, but trading a bishop for the opponent's queen sounds like a pretty good deal? King can't take the bishop because the knight is covering it. White's only move at that point is to move the king forward, at which point the other bishop moves in and checkmates.
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For what it’s worth, I showed the “free queen” meme to three friends of mine with ratings between 1600-2100. They all chuckled sensibly, so it’s a good meme.
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Grundulum posted:For what it’s worth, I showed the “free queen” meme to three friends of mine with ratings between 1600-2100. They all chuckled sensibly, so it’s a good meme. I've been watching a bunch of Anna cramling chess videos and they are really fun. She just loving loves chess, man.
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Anna Cramling is an extremely chess name.
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Tree Bucket posted:Anal Cramming is an extremely chess name.
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sebmojo posted:I've been watching a bunch of Anna cramling chess videos and they are really fun. She just loving loves chess, man. Have any suggestions in particular?
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Grundulum posted:For what it’s worth, I showed the “free queen” meme to three friends of mine with ratings between 1600-2100. They all chuckled sensibly, so it’s a good meme. Here’s my problem, I have about a dozen “sensible chuckles” a day. I’m kinda chasing one of those laughs where you can’t catch your breath and cry before passing out.
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Grundulum posted:Have any suggestions in particular? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRIiFdw9N7c I like this guy too he's like Dunkley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L9NNSadm4g
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Here’s my problem, I have about a dozen “sensible chuckles” a day. I’m kinda chasing one of those laughs where you can’t catch your breath and cry before passing out. here's the last video that did that for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CpDldSKxBc
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I was in junior high, but yeah.
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at my school we also knew that he blinded himself in one eye, though nobody could agree on whether he did it with bleach or with a fork
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Sagebrush posted:at my school we also knew that he blinded himself in one eye, though nobody could agree on whether he did it with bleach or with a fork What the gently caress. Why would he do that?
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what about how whats-his-face (richard gere?) had to go to the ER for a gerbil in his tushy hole and sheryl crow had to go to the ER to get a liter of cum pumped out of her stomach
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Milo and POTUS posted:What the gently caress. so he could socket his own cock
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Dans Macabre posted:what about how whats-his-face (richard gere?) had to go to the ER for a gerbil in his tushy hole and sheryl crow had to go to the ER to get a liter of cum pumped out of her stomach that was sheryl crow? i heard it was the head cheerleader at my school!
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ToxicFrog posted:King can't take the bishop because the knight is covering it. White's only move at that point is to move the king forward, at which point the other bishop moves in and checkmates. What knight? I feel like I'm missing something fundamental, the only white knight is still in its original position, it ain't covering the black back row. I am also a chessidiot who can't even begin to figure out how black wins this.
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Samfucius posted:What knight? I feel like I'm missing something fundamental, the only white knight is still in its original position, it ain't covering the black back row. White bishop takes black queen. Black bishop takes white pawn, check. White king can't take the black bishop because the black knight is defending its square. White's only legal move is to advance the king. Black's other bishop moves to put white's king in checkmate.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Here’s my problem, I have about a dozen “sensible chuckles” a day. I’m kinda chasing one of those laughs where you can’t catch your breath and cry before passing out. Somewhere in this playlist is a scene that should meet your demand. I don’t remember when exactly it happens, so I guess you’ll have to watch the entire series. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHSbAz1hu9sSeapwasHHUbOfhkzKA0usj
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Well pay her then!!
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Smh all this talk about board games and no mention of the best board game meme
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disaster pastor posted:White bishop takes black queen. Yeah, I think the guy I was responding to thought that the next move (black bishop taking white pawn) was so obvious he didn't need to say it, and left those of us looking at the board-as-presented scratching our heads because it's black's turn, and the white bishop is in no way covered by the white knight.
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          Android Apocalypse posted:New season of True Dectective: Night Country is Is it actually any good? Season 1 is maybe my favorite season of TV ever but I didn't bother keeping up with 2 or 3. Pennywise the Frown posted:I was in junior high, but yeah. Same and same, had our own little satanic panic revival around him. It's fun to read through his tour history in the 90s and see all the places that wouldn't let him perform in their town, then got sued for it and lost  Dans Macabre posted:sheryl crow had to go to the ER to get a liter of cum pumped out of her stomach Heard this one with Lil' Kim 
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Dans Macabre posted:what about how whats-his-face (richard gere?) had to go to the ER for a gerbil in his tushy hole and sheryl crow had to go to the ER to get a liter of cum pumped out of her stomach When they said Lance Armstrong was juicing I thought it meant steroids
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Why would they even pump the cum out? It's not like it's toxic, as your mother can attest.
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Canonically it was Jewel
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1stGear posted:Why would they even pump the cum out? It's not like it's toxic, as your mother can attest. I found it! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rock-star-stomach-pump/ They collapsed at a party which is why they had to pump the cum out. edit quote:
huh so I guess I owe cheryl crow an apology.
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I heard it with Mick Jagger
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Dans Macabre posted:...sheryl crow had to go to the ER to get a liter of cum pumped out of her stomach Seems it's a lot of rock stars....
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Samfucius posted:Yeah, I think the guy I was responding to thought that the next move (black bishop taking white pawn) was so obvious he didn't need to say it, and left those of us looking at the board-as-presented scratching our heads because it's black's turn, and the white bishop is in no way covered by the white knight. Oh, yeah, sorry, I thought the person I was responding to was talking about the white king taking the black bishop after check.
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Isn't chess still getting patch notes?
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Cable Guy posted:I heard Fergal Sharkey That made me laugh, why would anyone start such rumours about the middlest-of-the-road jawline in a suit? I can understand people targeting Marc Almond, he was pretty provocative, but Feargal Sharkey?? A Good Heart???
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Milo and POTUS posted:What the gently caress. It was an accident that happened on the set of The Wonder Years.
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Ms Adequate posted:Smh all this talk about board games and no mention of the best board game meme lol its pretty much this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyYexTcyY2A
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Jestery posted:Isn't chess still getting patch notes? https://www.pentadact.com/2022-11-10-five-problems-with-chess/
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They’re absolutely right about Stalemate and it’s why I don’t play chess. If one player is out of moves but the other player has tons of options left then how the gently caress is that a draw? Literal complete board dominance and I don’t win BECAUSE I took every option away from you? Dumbest game on the planet. Yes I am still bitter about a specific match I played in 6th grade.
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