PYF Funny Pictures: the cheek shall inherit the girth

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Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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Somebody has a new favorite as of 07:16 on Jan 25, 2024

# ? Jan 25, 2024 02:18

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:28

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Phanatic posted:

-snip-

Which one's the boyfriend?

Somebody has a new favorite as of 07:16 on Jan 25, 2024

# ? Jan 25, 2024 02:20

The General: Mar 4, 2007

Judging by the state of those frogs, that pic is cursed at the very least.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 02:33

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Yeah, while the mental image is a bit funny, the actual image is animal abuse.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 02:39

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Oh, I assumed the frogs were already dead. Probably dumb of me.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 03:09

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

https://i.imgur.com/ltqDoo8.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Cb3OH5c_lq.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/tG1SHkg.mp4

# ? Jan 25, 2024 03:15

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

FreudianSlippers posted:

Is God not Magic?

, the longest thread in the history of the forums,

# ? Jan 25, 2024 03:20

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Cb3OH5c_lq.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0T4Yw-TabE

# ? Jan 25, 2024 03:34

thedangergroove: Nov 14, 2004; Long for karate day.

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Cb3OH5c_lq.mp4

No truce with the furries in the mirror.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 03:41

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Why do dead animals show up so frequently in the funny pictures thread

# ? Jan 25, 2024 04:41

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

credburn posted:

Why do dead animals show up so frequently in the funny pictures thread

Every single picture contains thousands of dead animals. Mostly dust mites.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 04:47

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Facebook Aunt posted:

Every single picture contains thousands of dead animals. Mostly dust mites.

They don't show up, though, so it's fine.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 05:06

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Same deal with tiny dust particles. If they don't show up, they're fines.
(it is a geology joke, hohoho)

# ? Jan 25, 2024 06:16

The Killing Jelq: Jun 13, 2012

Carthag Tuek posted:

developing an app to gamify your wank as we speak

distance, load, time to completion, frequency, etc

you can share your score on major social platforms, just like when you complete a wordle

Can anyone post the (spoilered) pic from some magazine showing the winner of a Finnish speed-masturbating tournament? It�s got a headline like 0,3s-SPERMA or something.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 06:22

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

The Killing Jelq posted:

Can anyone post the (spoilered) pic from some magazine showing the winner of a Finnish speed-masturbating tournament? It’s got a headline like 0,3s-SPERMA or something.

Wow, they Finnish quickly over there!

# ? Jan 25, 2024 06:41

Emzedoh: Jun 26, 2013

thedangergroove posted:

No truce with the furries in the mirror.

Even the clearest toilet bowl, if deep enough can drown.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 06:59

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Please don't post pictures of dead animals.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 07:16

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Phanatic posted:

MODEDIT: removed picture

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Hi I had to look up what happened here but I guess all I can say is if you post dead animals I kind of really think you're a poo poo person who probably should suffer. WTF

# ? Jan 25, 2024 07:35

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ltqDoo8.mp4

Bogus they moo like cows.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 07:35

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Cheetas are the ones that meow.

Which is weird because genetically they're like a dog/cat hybrid

# ? Jan 25, 2024 07:48

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

kiimo posted:

Cheetas are the ones that meow.

Which is weird because genetically they're like a dog/cat hybrid

Technically speaking, they're actually a kind of dolphin.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 07:52

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I thought they were a puffed cheese snack.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 08:16

Silly Newbie: Jul 25, 2007; How do I?

Maldraedior posted:

You can't actually see or touch the new penis, you just have a bottle of wine assuring you that it exists and is yours and yours alone

NFTenis

# ? Jan 25, 2024 08:52

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Cheetahs are dog software running on cat hardware

# ? Jan 25, 2024 11:38

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Philippe posted:

Please don't post pictures of dead animals.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 11:41

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Hilarious. You know what I mean.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 11:47

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Cheetahs are dog software running on cat hardware

That's hyenas.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 11:56

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Data Graham posted:

Cheetahs are dog software running on cat hardware

Specifically greyhound.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 12:13

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Philippe posted:

Hilarious. You know what I mean.

Assault is also not super funny in itself.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 12:13

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Assault with a dead weapon

# ? Jan 25, 2024 12:19

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Except dogs sometimes kill people and cheetahs have never killed a human

# ? Jan 25, 2024 14:29

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

well let's get them caught up

# ? Jan 25, 2024 14:42

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Philippe posted:

Hilarious. You know what I mean.

Okay, but the site you're modding on has Oh The Beemanity goldmined. But I understand if you like frogs more than bees just like I like puppies more than frogs, and it was only a sixer.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 14:44

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

FreudianSlippers posted:

Is God not Magic?

M:TG

# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:26

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

freeedr posted:

Except dogs sometimes kill people and cheetahs have never killed a human

If humans were constantly around cheetahs that might be different.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:33

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Zereth posted:

If humans were constantly around cheetahs that might be different.

Pfft, if I saw a cheetah, I'd just walk quickly away.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:34

Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Elissimpark posted:

Pfft, if I saw a cheetah, I'd just walk quickly away.

If a cheetah pounces at you, you just have to do a high jump and goomba stomp it. This will cause it to lose its mushroom power up, reverting it to a house cat that you can then cuddle and take home

# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:39

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

hawowanlawow posted:

well let's get them caught up

Sorry to say that cheetahs never prosper

# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:49

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Feels like we were just discussing cheetahs in a different thread. Time truly is cyclical, or alternatively, every PYF thread is exactly the same. Anyway, I could easily defeat a cheetah in hand-to-paw combat.

# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:53

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Is God not Magic?

Well,

# ? Jan 25, 2024 16:00

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