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Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Hollismason posted:

Testimony from Trump when

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Trump is going to take the stand and :yooge: Walt did it! Didn't ya, Walt?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


post itt every time you after it in because you don't know what next

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Cold weather causes shrinkage! At normal temperatures my crowds are MUCH larger!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

God please tell me there's going to be a recording of Trump on the stand

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Escape From Noise posted:

Cold weather causes shrinkage! At normal temperatures my crowds are MUCH larger!


What big rallies?

Dude barely manages to get a 1000 now

You barely have majority support from your own voter base Donny

Can you hear that Bell Donny? It's starting to toll

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Waffle House posted:

post itt every time you after it in because you don't know what next

Looking good sir, from central casting!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


What's the bet Trump makes a post afterwards to the effect of "I WAS FORCED TO TAKE THE STAND" after his own lawyer calls him

BrideOfUglycat
Oct 30, 2000


Trump is getting a demonstration in WHY THE gently caress YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH during legal proceedings. Will he learn from it? No. :moments:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BrideOfUglycat posted:

Trump is getting a demonstration in WHY THE gently caress YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH during legal proceedings. Will he learn from it? No. :moments:

God that emoji takes me way back

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Donald trump so fat he's in the courtroom and also outside the courtroom

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.
When I did my mail-in ballot in 2020 and 2022, I got a confirmation email from the state that they received it. Does everyone's state do this? Why would Trump think once you mail it in that it wouldn't be counted? So loving stupid.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

Made up a story out of cold air!

Like, he knows he's on tape saying "grab em by the pussy" right? Then one woman coming forward, he's all like "no, I'd never grab her by the pussy, look she's not even that hot"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
What are the odds that Trump gets on the stand and defamed her again.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Hollismason posted:

What are the odds that Trump gets on the stand and defamed her again.

Oh very high

God get Angry Donny, just get wet and mad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Did I dream this, that Trump was also ordered to pay 400K to the NY Times for some other lawsuit?

With NYC and Carroll Trials, he's gonna be totally broke. It'll be great!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Ah the ol "Sir, this is a Christian Twitter" defence

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Okay 30 million dollar judgement is my guess

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

redshirt posted:

Did I dream this, that Trump was also ordered to pay 400K to the NY Times for some other lawsuit?

With NYC and Carroll Trials, he's gonna be totally broke. It'll be great!

I don't remember the exact amount, but yeah. Dismissed his lawsuit and he has to pay the legal bills.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Hollismason posted:

What are the odds that Trump gets on the stand and defamed her again.

If he's going to keep arguing that he should be left off the hook entirely, as opposed to try and minimize the judgement against him, then he kinda has to.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Biden should insist on a debate and anytime trump speaks, Biden should just say "are you done yet?"

It's basically the funniest poo poo you can say to a bloviating narcissist.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Oh my stars and garters, she tweeted about pee-pees?

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
she's doing the Habba Bobble

BrideOfUglycat
Oct 30, 2000

Seth Pecksniff posted:

God that emoji takes me way back

That was an amazing creation in Goon history. Seriously old school days too. But the emoji also really, really works here on several levels.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!





e: lol

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Oh man this judge is sick of their poo poo, hell yeah

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What is, "The Cut"?

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


HJE-Cobra posted:

Made up a story out of cold air!

Like, he knows he's on tape saying "grab em by the pussy" right? Then one woman coming forward, he's all like "no, I'd never grab her by the pussy, look she's not even that hot"

Cold as isn't even as "thin" as warm air lol he's so stupid

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


He's gonna poop a big ol' allcaps

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

redshirt posted:

What is, "The Cut"?

I believe this interview article published in the cut magazine is what is being referred to

https://www.thecut.com/2019/06/donald-trump-assault-e-jean-carroll-other-hideous-men.html

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

motion to dismiss denied :rip: habba

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Defense is calling Carol Martin next

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
My body is so ready for "TRUMP" testimony

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
meat is back on the fuckin menu lads

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

HJE-Cobra posted:

he's on tape saying "grab em by the pussy"

Lol that the release of that tape destroyed only one person's career: Billy Bush's.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

rotinaj posted:

I believe this interview article published in the cut magazine is what is being referred to

https://www.thecut.com/2019/06/donald-trump-assault-e-jean-carroll-other-hideous-men.html

Thanks!

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Didn't she already win?

Lol a motion to dismiss when the verdict already happened, okie dokie then

Should have played less Fortenite, more Phoenix Wright

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