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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Public transit in Stockholm is underground where the snow can't get you.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Yeah in my midsize town the council is pretty good at plowing. They can't do much about the ice plugging up the stormdrains, but such is life.

The schadenfreude comes from watching people try to cycle on a layer of ice with some scattered pebbles, without winter tires or a helmet and without having cycled on ice before.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

teen witch posted:

Lucky, they give you those horrific pebbles! We either get plowed days after a snowstorm (motorways only! Die and be dead, cyclists and pedestrians!) or nothing until the snow melts and floods then freezes in an endless cycle! Good luck if you’re taking any form of public transit!

Oh jeeze where do I begin.

You only get plowed days after a snowstorm?

Only on motorways?

Or nothing until the snow melts?

In an endless cycle?

Reems kind of rough!

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

https://packaged-media.redd.it/ybzg...1fc19901af6#t=0

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Thats my fetish

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

His Divine Shadow posted:

That's only natural for Stockholm.

Worse, Sörmland. Heart of gnällbältet, head of sweet gently caress all.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I like how that one guy behind her had so much sympathy for her, right until she got hit by the second ball, then he started laughing.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Why did she grab her back?

Also

“While they show his jum stain on the Cumbotron” makes me giggle

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Scratch Monkey posted:

Why did she grab her back?

Also

“While they show his jum stain on the Cumbotron” makes me giggle

She was hit by a ball there

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Elias_Maluco posted:

She was hit by a ball there

And then the closest table does it again!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

You can also see him making drat sure he doesn't accidentally say the words "Big Black Cock" at the start of that. :allears:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

pixaal posted:

And then the closest table does it again!

Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Scratch Monkey posted:

Why did she grab her back?

Elias_Maluco posted:

She was hit by a ball there
It happens extremely quickly. I had to watch it about 30 times to figure out what was happening.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah I was like, ah the old unexplained sudden back pain, been there.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The exact moment you turn 30, captured on film

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Right on cue

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
For me it was my knees. Just walking a flat sidewalk one day when my knee starts hurting. Go to the doctor,
“Why is my knee hurting?”
“You have tendonitis.”
“Why?”
“You’re over 30.”
“What can I do about it?”
“Stretch more.”
“That will fix it?”
“…..Maybe.”

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
It was my 30s I finally realised exercise was helpful for stuff. My body won't maintain itself anymore.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Tiggum posted:

It happens extremely quickly. I had to watch it about 30 times to figure out what was happening.

And also her reaction is a bit delayed, it seems she only feels the hit a second or two after it happens

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://packaged-media.redd.it/je6c...c261b04b0ad#t=0

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Awww the 12 year old who nervously squares up to protect his dad is really a sad thing to see.

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


poor kids....they seem way to used to the situation

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

BigHead posted:

Awww the 12 year old who nervously squares up to protect his dad is really a sad thing to see.

seems more like begging the guy not to squash his dumb dad

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Brawnfire posted:

Right on cue

I didn't want this one to pass without highlighting it very good job

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I still want to try learning skiing. For the fourth time :negative:

https://i.imgur.com/IUCqvvg.mp4

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Oof, that tailbone impact :ohdear:

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Perfect palindrome of hooo... oooh

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/PbOggBV.mp4

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

credburn posted:

What is with videos specifically in this thread edited so they are cut at the dumbest point? I'm not trying to watch people get hurt, I just want to know what happened.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Well he got in the truck with plenty of room, I assume he successfully stopped it

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Trabant posted:

I still want to try learning skiing. For the fourth time :negative:

I used to play hockey. In the process, I suffered through an ACL injury, two monster ankle surgeries, and finally had to quit playing after concussion number three left me with awful physical aftereffects and a year's worth of therapy for post-concussive PTSD (which I didn't even know was an actual THING until I went through it).

All that being said, I would happily go back to it in a second, no questions asked. But you would never ever EVER get me on a pair of skis, either through threat of death or promise of untold sums of money.

I'm... really not sure if I think you're nuts or I admire your determination, tbh.

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Jan 25, 2024

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Well he got in the truck with plenty of room, I assume he successfully stopped it

We'll never know for sure :shrug:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
He probably did something even dumber

Fobby
Jun 28, 2023
It's like that rule that if a newspaper headline is a question, the answer is always no. If a video gets cut at the most interesting part, there's a 100% chance it gets boring afterwards. Either the camera gets dropped so the cameraperson can help/take shelter, the person in the video defuses the situation, they move out of frame, or they're lying on the ground unconscious or in pain (but not dead because then the video wouldn't be in this thread).

The General
Mar 4, 2007


There's also the chance poo poo gets real. Too real :ohdear:

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

The General posted:

There's also the chance poo poo gets real. Too real :ohdear:

his pants falls down and you can see his dick flopping around in the next frames

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

ELTON JOHN posted:

his pants falls down and you can see his dick flopping around in the next frames

:ohdear:

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i much prefer seeing videos cut off abruptly than ten minutes of 'wait for it'

'wait for it' is just another way to spell 'i dont know how to edit'

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

derp posted:

i much prefer seeing videos cut off abruptly than ten minutes of 'wait for it'

'wait for it' is just another way to spell 'i dont know how to edit'

That's where you put in an ad break

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Mega Comrade posted:

It was my 30s I finally realised exercise was helpful for stuff. My body won't maintain itself anymore.

Turning 30: Nature isn't trying to kill you yet, but it's not trying to keep you alive anymore either.

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