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Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Here's to feelin' good all the time!

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
All right, let's take a short break.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
Oh, I don't believe this. This is what I have to put up with. Sir Pablo? Who said he was going to do some actual work today? Who?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Chil-eh?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
All this for a chuckle...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I don't eat that gooey crap! :mad:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I just checked your duck...it is more succulent than even I had hoped.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex. Fugitive sex!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I like the bottom. Let them do all the work

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

You don't think she'd yada yada sex?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Who said you could have sex in our bed?!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Oh by the way, SirPablo, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
I’m even more potent now!

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

MY BOYS CAN SWIM!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
He sunk like a rock, didn't he? :ohdear:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
It was like swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
So eventually these people came, and somebody gave him mouth-to-mouth.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Lean your head back. Open your mouth! Open your mouth! Open it! Open it!

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
Look at you, you run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Up all night playing poker... :rolleyes:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Who put cookies in his mouth?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
And a black and white cookie for me. Peace!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
POTATO SALAD!!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Root Bear posted:

POTATO SALAD!!



Alright, now, pace yourself; you're going to be doing this all day for very little money.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
To the Idiotmobile!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back, and to you that's "even."

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Hey, I just found twenty dollars!

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

You see how it all evens out for me?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
You’re eating onions, you’re spotting dimes, I don’t know what the hells going on!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity. :haw:

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

El Diablo! Dios mio... El Diablo!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
You stole my Jesus Fish, didn't you?! :mad:

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
You're just gonna sit there, staring at the back of the seat?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
AM I FEARING AIDS?

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
I don’t know what it is.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
It was a million to one shot doc. Million to one.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Well my friend, it may be time to consider the dreaded apparatus.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
It's like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.

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