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Ghostlight posted:he seems like he has his head on straight Is his second opinion saga like the classic prank where you label three greased up pigs 1, 2, and 4 and let them loose on a high school? Or was the third second opinion book inside me all along?
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Catastrophe posted:You know, doctor... I'm just not quite sure about all that. Well, if you're already dying from Alzheimer's and Parkinson's, why not take up smoking? Also lol at fighting malaria. I envision like a Wario C. Everett Koop (C. Everett Kook?) muttering through Panama with a fly swatter and can of Raid.
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Ghostlight posted:he seems like he has his head on straight Free Man? of the Land? RAW MILK??? Of course he's a loving sovcit.
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Ghostlight posted:he seems like he has his head on straight I like Hydrogen Peroxide Medical Miracle. Amazon blurb: quote:Peroxides are supposed to be bad for you. Free radicals and all that. But now we hear that hydrogen peroxide is good for us. Hydrogen peroxide will put extra oxygen in your blood. There's no doubt about that. Hydrogen peroxide costs pennies. If you can get oxygen into the blood cheaply and safely, maybe cancer (which doesn't like oxygen), emphysema, AIDS, and many other terrible diseases can be treated effectively. So powerful that these days THEY tell you not even to use it on cuts anymore. Probably afraid your blood will get oxygenated and you'll realize Big Pharma's lies. Inject that poo poo right into your veins.
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Jan 26, 2024 05:17
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seems like good way to go out like a tick on an especially bad day
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Jan 26, 2024 05:23
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This is what happens to all big boys sooner or later
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Facebook Aunt posted:<crazy hydrogen peroxide man's claims> Holy smokes do not pump hydrogen peroxide into your blood intravenously
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Jan 26, 2024 07:33
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seems fine to me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFOT2-431tM
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What's scarier is if they mean actual hydrogen peroxide and not the hydrogen peroxide solution you get at the store. That store stuff is 3% hydrogen peroxide and 97% water. Concentrated though, it's caustic and dangerous as all get-out. No touchy.
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Jan 26, 2024 07:58
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it’s all good i got the food grade kind
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Reminds me of an “inspirational” quote I saw at work once by (I think?) Vince Lombardi to teach people better time management. I actually had a "discussion" with my foreman recently about this. I work in construction as a union member and our CBA states that we have to be at our work location at 1400 (I work evening shift) filling out our safety paperwork exactly at that time. Now normally this isn't an issue: get on-site, go to your work area, start writing. But I am working on a new 40 storey tower and of course my work area is on the top floor. Again, normally not an issue since the site has an exterior construction elevator (we call it a 'skip') that will take you where you need to go. However I work in Canada, where at this time of year it tends to get a wee bit cold. We recently had a spell of -45C weather. The skip cannot operate below -20C. So I show up on the main floor to sign in at 1355 where my foreman reminds me that I have to be at my work location (on level 40) at 1400 or I'm technically "late". I pretty much told him that if I'm expected to WALK up a 40 storey tower with all of my poo poo I am drat well going to get paid for it. Thankfully he just laughed and said "That's fair" but it still irked me.
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Jan 26, 2024 09:12
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I encourage more insane hacks to peddle dangerous medical advice to libertarians and magas
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TrashMammal posted:it’s all good i got the food grade kind Food grade? Are you a cuck to the nanny state? Food grade means they took away all the important nutrients and energies to keep you down!
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steinrokkan posted:I encourage more insane hacks to peddle dangerous medical advice to libertarians and magas generally speaking, i'd imagine it would be better to have an actual education system that improves everyone's situation instead of a malfunctioning shitshow that produces uh, the society we have now super effectively produces this society almost like it ain't malfunctioning 
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Jan 26, 2024 11:38
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As much as we believe that darwinism will weed these people out, there is also the slight chance that darwinism will create a highly adapted hydrogen peroxide drinking mutant race.
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wasn't there some other guy who was big into this concept of... what would you even call it? this application of evolutionary concepts to society itself? perhaps social darwinism? nevertheless, 50% hydrogen peroxide is for babies. Real heroes go all the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhEYaovWxl4
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TrashMammal posted:in the fifth grade we were learning some basic anatomy stuff. the teacher proudly declared to the class that deoxygenated blood was blue, like a smurf. having more or less grown up in a doctor’s office i knew that this was incorrect so i politely informed the teacher that she was wrong and explained how it really works. she flipped her poo poo, then at her insistence the school sent me to be tested to see if i should be in special ed What the hell Deoxynated blood is blue, everybody knows this. The red colour comes from oxygen, which bonds with hemoglobin (which by itself is smurf blue, obviously).
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*quietly closes link and scrubs youtube history* Nenonen posted:What the hell Rough way for TrashMammal to discover they did, in fact, belong in special ed
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Maybe you are misreading it and OP was in fact arguing that smurfs weren't blue (unlike venous blood, which is blue, as everybody knows)
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Catastrophe posted:I had something somewhat similar happen. I had a paper due for a class in 11th grade by a particular date. I handed it in to the (long-term substitute) teacher on that date before the end of the school day. He told me that, despite it being handed in by the due date, it wasn't handed in before the end of MY particular class time that day so he flunked me in that class for the entire school year because of it. Simultaneously, I was having clashes with my AP Chemistry teacher so I filed with the school to transfer to another science teacher. They approved. The next day, I went into her class after the school had given her the transfer paperwork. She called me up in front of the class, started screaming at me for trying to get out of her classroom, ordered me out of the room, and also flunked me for the entire year because of it. My parents, absolutely livid, called a meeting with the principal and other school admin members and let loose on them about their incompetent, vengeful, immature piece of poo poo teachers. The school said they "have to stand behind the teachers' decisions" so my parents said ok then we're pulling him out of your dumbass school run by vindictive, pussy-rear end imbeciles. Maybe you had bad vibes.
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Deoxygenated blood isn't blue. It's a less intense red that, when observed though the dual diffusing layers of veins and skin, makes the veins appear blue. The distinction probably muddled the elementary level lesson which is why the teacher didn't pause the lesson to give OP a special cookie for gifted kids.
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Jan 26, 2024 13:50
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Smurfs are only blue when they are deoxygenated
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steinrokkan posted:I encourage more insane hacks to peddle dangerous medical advice to libertarians and magas These folks can have children who would be subjected to medical quackery as well unfortunately
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Scratch Monkey posted:Smurfs are only blue when they are deoxygenated They turn black when they get their rear end eaten.   (I think later editions change black to purple.)
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I remember this episode of the 80s cartoon and they were purple, yes
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steinrokkan posted:Food grade? Are you a cuck to the nanny state? Food grade means they took away all the important nutrients and energies to keep you down! drinking only unpasteurized raw peroxide to own the libs
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TrashMammal posted:in the fifth grade we were learning some basic anatomy stuff. the teacher proudly declared to the class that deoxygenated blood was blue, like a smurf. I was at an aquarium with a jelly exhibit,and a teacher had a bunch of maybe second graders with her. She said very loudly "Remember, class, jellyfish aren't fish. They're plants." 
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Deoxygenated blood isn't blue. It's a less intense red that, when observed though the dual diffusing layers of veins and skin, makes the veins appear blue. The distinction probably muddled the elementary level lesson which is why the teacher didn't pause the lesson to give OP a special cookie for gifted kids. No, that’s dumb and you’re wrong. Why are nobles called bluebloods then? It’s because they don’t need oxygen in their blood to live. They’re technically a different species and that’s why they have a divine mandate to rule over the rest of us. God doesn’t make mistakes and it’s just part of the natural order of things for our superiors to have lots of money and luxury as thanks for taking care of us
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MrUnderbridge posted:I was at an aquarium with a jelly exhibit,and a teacher had a bunch of maybe second graders with her. She said very loudly "Remember, class, jellyfish aren't fish. They're plants." Maybe she taught them wrong as a joke
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Deoxygenated blood isn't blue. It's a less intense red that, when observed though the dual diffusing layers of veins and skin, makes the veins appear blue. The distinction probably muddled the elementary level lesson which is why the teacher didn't pause the lesson to give OP a special cookie for gifted kids.  Checkmate, hemoglobinailures 
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This is a pretty light curse but this TV placement stopped me in my tracks.
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Lol, one situation where putting the TV above the drat fireplace would actually have been the much better option
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Inzombiac posted:This is a pretty light curse but this TV placement stopped me in my tracks. Both far too small for the room and ridiculously placed, this is significantly cursed.
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Inzombiac posted:This is a pretty light curse but this TV placement stopped me in my tracks. Nice room. Set up for 2 people to sit and watch tv
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Facebook Aunt posted:Nice room. Set up for 2 people to sit and watch tv Yes, an anger dome!
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Inzombiac posted:This is a pretty light curse but this TV placement stopped me in my tracks. brb, gonna watch a movie 
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Inzombiac posted:This is a pretty light curse but this TV placement stopped me in my tracks. TV placement like that in the waiting room when you're getting your car repaired.
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Nenonen posted:What the hell sorry that you had to find out this way, but you’re dumb as hell 
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