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Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !
It's a defect repair during the final assembly of the plane, not a maintenance repair on a plane that was in use. The plane left the factory brand new without the bolts.

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

And with a process error that egregious, what else are they loving up is a very valid question.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Phanatic posted:

The wheel fell off.

That's not very common, I'd just like to make that point.

Wombot
Sep 11, 2001

So take this all with a grain of salt, even with the scoop seeming to confirm it, but here's the supposed first-hand accounting of what happened that lead up to the plug not being installed properly: https://leehamnews.com/2024/01/15/unplanned-removal-installation-inspection-procedure-at-boeing/#comment-509962

That should take you to the first comment and then several comments below is the 2nd half from the same poster.



throwawayboeingN704AL posted:

January 16, 2024
Current Boeing employee here – I will save you waiting two years for the NTSB report to come out and give it to you for free: the reason the door blew off is stated in black and white in Boeings own records. It is also very, very stupid and speaks volumes about the quality culture at certain portions of the business.

A couple of things to cover before we begin:

Q1) Why should we believe you?
A) You shouldn’t, I’m some random throwaway account, do your own due diligence. Others who work at Boeing can verify what I say is true, but all I ask is you consider the following based on its own merits.

Q2) Why are you doing this?
A) Because there are many cultures at Boeing, and while the executive culture may be throughly compromised since we were bought by McD, there are many other people who still push for a quality product with cutting edge design. My hope is that this is the wake up call that finally forces the Board to take decisive action, and remove the executives that are resisting the necessary cultural changes to return to a company that values safety and quality above schedule.

With that out of the way… why did the left hand (LH) mid-exit door plug blow off of the 737-9 registered as N704AL? Simple- as has been covered in a number of articles and videos across aviation channels, there are 4 bolts that prevent the mid-exit door plug from sliding up off of the door stop fittings that take the actual pressurization loads in flight, and these 4 bolts were not installed when Boeing delivered the airplane, our own records reflect this.

The mid-exit doors on a 737-9 of both the regular and plug variety come from Spirit already installed in what is supposed to be the final configuration and in the Renton factory, there is a job for the doors team to verify this “final” install and rigging meets drawing requirements. In a healthy production system, this would be a “belt and suspenders” sort of check, but the 737 production system is quite far from healthy, its a rambling, shambling, disaster waiting to happen. As a result, this check job that should find minimal defects has in the past 365 calendar days recorded 392 nonconforming findings on 737 mid fuselage door installations (so both actual doors for the high density configs, and plugs like the one that blew out). That is a hideously high and very alarming number, and if our quality system on 737 was healthy, it would have stopped the line and driven the issue back to supplier after the first few instances. Obviously, this did not happen. Now, on the incident aircraft this check job was completed on 31 August 2023, and did turn up discrepancies, but on the RH side door, not the LH that actually failed. I could blame the team for missing certain details, but given the enormous volume of defects they were already finding and fixing, it was inevitable something would slip through- and on the incident aircraft something did. I know what you are thinking at this point, but grab some popcorn because there is a plot twist coming up.

The next day on 1 September 2023 a different team (remember 737s flow through the factory quite quickly, 24 hours completely changes who is working on the plane) wrote up a finding for damaged and improperly installed rivets on the LH mid-exit door of the incident aircraft.

A brief aside to explain two of the record systems Boeing uses in production. The first is a program called CMES which stands for something boring and unimportant but what is important is that CMES is the sole authoritative repository for airplane build records (except on 787 which uses a different program). If a build record in CMES says something was built, inspected, and stamped in accordance with the drawing, then the airplane drat well better be per drawing. The second is a program called SAT, which also stands for something boring and unimportant but what is important is that SAT is *not* an authoritative records system, its a bullentin board where various things affecting the airplane build get posted about and updated with resolutions. You can think of it sort of like a idiots version of Slack or something. Wise readers will already be shuddering and wondering how many consultants were involved, because, yes SAT is a *management visibilty tool*. Like any good management visibilty tool, SAT can generate metrics, lots of metrics, and oh God do Boeing managers love their metrics. As a result, SAT postings are the primary topic of discussion at most daily status meetings, and the whole system is perceived as being extremely important despite, I reiterate, it holding no actual authority at all.

We now return to our incident aircraft, which was written up for having defective rivets on the LH mid-exit door. Now as is standard practice kn Renton (but not to my knowledge in Everett on wide bodies) this write-up happened in two forms, one in CMES, which is the correct venue, and once in SAT to “coordinate the response” but really as a behind-covering measure so the manager of the team that wrote it can show his boss he’s shoved the problem onto someone else. Because there are so many problems with the Spirit build in the 737, Spirit has teams on site in Renton performing warranty work for all of their shoddy quality, and this SAT promptly gets shunted into their queue as a warranty item. Lots of bickering ensues in the SAT messages, and it takes a bit for Spirit to get to the work package. Once they have finished, they send it back to a Boeing QA for final acceptance, but then Malicious Stupid Happens! The Boeing QA writes another record in CMES (again, the correct venue) stating (with pictures) that Spirit has not actually reworked the discrepant rivets, they *just painted over the defects*. In Boeing production speak, this is a “process failure”. For an A&P mechanic at an airline, this would be called “federal crime”.

Presented with evidence of their malfeasance, Spirit reopens the package and admits that not only did they not rework the rivets properly, there is a damaged pressure seal they need to replace (who damaged it, and when it was damaged is not clear to me). The big deal with this seal, at least according to frantic SAT postings, is the part is not on hand, and will need to be ordered, which is going to impact schedule, and (reading between the lines here) Management is Not Happy. 1/2


throwawayboeingN704AL posted:

January 16, 2024
2/2

However, more critical for purposes of the accident investigation, the pressure seal is unsurprisingly sandwiched between the plug and the fuselage, and you cannot replace it without opening the door plug to gain access. All of this conversation is documented in increasingly aggressive posts in the SAT, but finally we get to the damning entry which reads something along the lines of “coordinating with the doors team to determine if the door will have to be removed entirely, or just opened. If it is removed then a Removal will have to be written.” Note: a Removal is a type of record in CMES that requires formal sign off from QA that the airplane been restored to drawing requirements.

If you have been paying attention to this situation closely, you may be able to spot the critical error: regardless of whether the door is simply opened or removed entirely, the 4 retaining bolts that keep it from sliding off of the door stops have to be pulled out. A removal should be written in either case for QA to verify install, but as it turns out, someone (exactly who will be a fun question for investigators) decides that the door only needs to be opened, and no formal Removal is generated in CMES (the reason for which is unclear, and a major process failure). Therefore, in the official build records of the airplane, a pressure seal that cannot be accessed without opening the door (and thereby removing retaining bolts) is documented as being replaced, but the door is never officially opened and thus no QA inspection is required.
This entire sequence is documented in the SAT, and the nonconformance records in CMES address the damaged rivets and pressure seal, but at no point is the verification job reopened, or is any record of removed retention bolts created, despite it this being a physical impossibility. Finally with Spirit completing their work to Boeing QAs satisfaction, the two rivet-related records in CMES are stamped complete, and the SAT closed on 19 September 2023. No record or comment regarding the retention bolts is made.

I told you it was stupid.

So, where are the bolts? Probably sitting forgotten and unlabeled (because there is no formal record number to label them with) on a work-in-progress bench, unless someone already tossed them in the scrap bin to tidy up.

There’s lots more to be said about the culture that enabled this to happened, but thats the basic details of what happened, the NTSB report will say it in more elegant terms in a few years.

Wombot fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Jan 25, 2024

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Aeronautical Insanity: For an A&P mechanic at an airline, this would be called "federal crime".

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

jfc what a poo poo rear end company and what a poo poo rear end airplane. in a perfect world the feds would ground the whole fleet-again-but that could potentially put whole rear end airlines out of business so that aint gonna happen.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Sounds like they are too big to fail. Time to bail them out.

ET_375
Nov 20, 2013
Boeing had issues with the 737 (and covered them up) well before they merged with McDonnell Douglas.

ET_375 fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Jan 25, 2024

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Glad my flight tomorrow is on an A220.

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

As someone quite familiar with CMES, SAT, Removals, and all that it sounds very plausible. There is definitely a major compartmentalization problem at Boeing that leads to huge difficulty when something is out of routine to its specific group.

It gets very circular where you'll branch out with an issue only to be told by the next point of contact that it's not their responsibility/job/wheelhouse so they send you some where else only to get that same answer and eventually you end up with some later person telling you to talk to the first person you tried. Or you find a number under some focal contact list that turns out to be the disconnected line of someone who retired 3 years ago but no one knows who's even supposed be doing that job now.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

So, where are the bolts? Probably sitting forgotten and unlabeled (because there is no formal record number to label them with) on a work-in-progress bench, unless someone already tossed them in the scrap bin to tidy up.

Would they reuse the bolts or replace with new ones?

Obviously the presence of bolts that are unaccounted for in the work area is bad either way.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

we live in a world where major world news outlets are covering a dudes posts. what a time to be alive

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I don’t think that this can happen, but it would be incredibly satisfying if it did.

quote:

Not Your Lawyer
January 23, 2024

As an “original source” of this information under the False Claims Act, you could be entitled to recover somewhere between 15-25% of the total value of 737Max-9 sales as something called a qui tam relator. I am at a law school rather than in practice and so wouldn’t be the guy to help you, but I know a fair amount about qui tam and would happily connect you with a lawyer in practice. You’re probably going to need one anyhow if Boeing finds out who you are–and of course a nice thing about FCA whistleblower suits is that it’d protect you from retaliation against Boeing separate and apart from the eventual monetary award. I don’t particularly want to get involved other than sending you to someone qualified, but if you’re interested shoot me an email at [REDACTED]

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

AzureSkys posted:

As someone quite familiar with CMES, SAT, Removals, and all that it sounds very plausible. There is definitely a major compartmentalization problem at Boeing that leads to huge difficulty when something is out of routine to its specific group.

It gets very circular where you'll branch out with an issue only to be told by the next point of contact that it's not their responsibility/job/wheelhouse so they send you some where else only to get that same answer and eventually you end up with some later person telling you to talk to the first person you tried. Or you find a number under some focal contact list that turns out to be the disconnected line of someone who retired 3 years ago but no one knows who's even supposed be doing that job now.

Why weren’t the CMES actions required to be closed out and signed off by by the CogE before delivery? We can’t deliver with open items that haven’t been adjudicated and an action plan or explicit documentation that this item is either DNF and why or is being accepted as is by the customer.

If an item is open and requires pulling apart an assembly to verify the work was done then you pull it apart and verify it.

How was that plane delivered and how was it accepted when the missing bolts were documented?

Murgos fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jan 25, 2024

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Platystemon posted:

I don’t think that this can happen, but it would be incredibly satisfying if it did.

I know a fair amount about the FCA for a non lawyer and this is likely a bad FCA case for multiple reasons. First, what payments did the government make to Boeing or what money did they lose due to fraud related to that specific payment? What payment would not have been made but for knowledge of this issue? In FCA cases frauds stem from payments made/discounts not received.

Second, even if this was a govt contract the government already has knowledge of this issue most likely, preempting the relator (whistleblower).

Third this is a rework issue on a commercially delivered plane. Even if the government was purchasing this model of plane, it’s not clear that it would be subject to the same issue.

There’s prob other reasons I could think of but that seems like a post by someone who knows literally nothing about the FCA/Qui Tam cases unless the govt is buying 737 Max whatever’s that are subject to this issue.

CarForumPoster fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Jan 25, 2024

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

CarForumPoster posted:

I know a fair amount about the FCA for a non lawyer and this is likely a bad FCA case for multiple reasons. First, what payments did the government make to Boeing or what money did they lose due to fraud related to that specific payment? What payment would not have been made but for knowledge of this issue? In FCA cases frauds stem from payments made/discounts not received.

Second, even if this was a govt contract the government already has knowledge of this issue most likely, preempting the relator (whistleblower).

Third this is a rework issue on a commercially delivered plane. Even if the government was purchasing this model of plane, it’s not clear that it would be subject to the same issue.

There’s prob other reasons I could think of but that seems like a post by someone who knows literally nothing about the FCA/Qui Tam cases unless the govt is buying 737 Max whatever’s that are subject to this issue.

Or an attempt to phish the identity of throwawayboeingN704AL

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

joat mon posted:

Or an attempt to phish the identity of throwawayboeingN704AL

Hahaha yea this is far more likely

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

joat mon posted:

Or an attempt to phish the identity of throwawayboeingN704AL

How do you do, fellow whistleblowers! -throwaway100northriverside

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Murgos posted:

Why weren’t the CMES actions required to be closed out and signed off by by the CogE before delivery?

Per the account, they were. The issue was that the only CMES action pertained to the rivet repair and the seal repair, not removing the bolts to open the door. So the jobs in SAT and CMES were both closed out, but nobody wrote a Removal order for the bolts so there was no corresponding job to restore the bolts. Officially, the door was never opened, even though opening the door was a physical requirement to replace the damaged seal.

quote:

How was that plane delivered and how was it accepted when the missing bolts were documented?

The missing bolts weren't documented, not directly.

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷

Phanatic posted:

Per the account, they were. The issue was that the only CMES action pertained to the rivet repair and the seal repair, not removing the bolts to open the door. So the jobs in SAT and CMES were both closed out, but nobody wrote a Removal order for the bolts so there was no corresponding job to restore the bolts. Officially, the door was never opened, even though opening the door was a physical requirement to replace the damaged seal.

The missing bolts weren't documented, not directly.

If only the Digital Thread was finished, it would have caught those bolts!

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

So guys, I found something relevant for today's news: An English language pamphlet by Zeppelin titled "Zeppelin voyages made easy"

https://digital.hagley.org/20120503_AirshipVoyages?solr_nav[id]=1aacd57d9aa6ccf701a3&solr_nav[page]=5&solr_nav[offset]=4#page/1/mode/2up

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

GI Joe jobs posted:

If only the Digital Thread was finished, it would have caught those bolts!

Make NFTs of the bolts and destroy the originals.

Flux Wildly
Dec 20, 2004

Welkum tü Zanydu!

Non Findable Tethers

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

I wonder what sequence of events resulted in this being the best idea:

https://twitter.com/flyinghighryan/status/1751016662650736881?s=46

I guess they couldn’t do it VFR too for the full JANET experience.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
WTF how was it not cheaper and faster to fly someone qualified down there to do the inspection?

Were the Mexicans shaking them down bad on fees or what?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

The inspection does involve taking out a few rows of seats and they’d probably need one of those big fancy tents if there isn’t an appropriate hangar in Cancun to use.

There has to be some story here ending in “gently caress it”

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

hobbesmaster posted:

I wonder what sequence of events resulted in this being the best idea:

https://twitter.com/flyinghighryan/status/1751016662650736881?s=46

I guess they couldn’t do it VFR too for the full JANET experience.

i thought posting assassination coordinates was illegal on X: The Everything App

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

hobbesmaster posted:

The inspection does involve taking out a few rows of seats and they’d probably need one of those big fancy tents if there isn’t an appropriate hangar in Cancun to use.

There has to be some story here ending in “gently caress it”

Cancun’s airport is pretty bare bones, so doing this bullshit to Houston was probably the best idea.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


“Airplane performing touch and gos on reservoir ice in Utah took a dip through the ice. Both men walked away wet and cold.”

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That's more of a slam and don't go.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

Fun Shoe

Cojawfee posted:

That's more of a slam and don't go.

Slam and sink

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Platystemon posted:



“Airplane performing touch and gos on reservoir ice in Utah took a dip through the ice. Both men walked away wet and cold.”

It's quite clearly a slam dunk.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Humphreys posted:

It's quite clearly a slam dunk.

:discourse:

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

hobbesmaster posted:

There has to be some story here ending in “gently caress it”

good thread title imo

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Cojawfee posted:

That's more of a slam and don't go.

Too much touch, not enough go.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Too much touch, not enough go.

It’s a 172, so ya.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

those footprints tell a story. "oh gently caress oh gently caress oh gently caress"

SpeedFreek
Jan 10, 2008
And Im Lobster Jesus!
I'm used to seeing pickup trucks go through trying to go ice fishing one last time. This is new.

Cactus Ghost posted:

those footprints tell a story. "oh gently caress oh gently caress oh gently caress"
"I left my wallet in there"

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

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Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

hobbesmaster posted:

The inspection does involve taking out a few rows of seats and they’d probably need one of those big fancy tents if there isn’t an appropriate hangar in Cancun to use.

There has to be some story here ending in “gently caress it”

i once ferried a 737-800 from cancun to houston with the landing gear down because the company didnt want to mess with trying to do maintenance in a foreign country. it was very much a "gently caress it" situation because a 737 flying at 10,000 feet at 250 knots with the gear down burns a shitload of gas.

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