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Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

I'm actually surprised there's no Karl Rove out there saying something like this:

"Every dollar given to Donald Trump goes to victims of Sexual Assault."

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

There is no way the Republicans will pass any sort of immigration bill because fixing something when a dem is in office is a horrific idea.

But, I guess they don't really pass bills to fix anything ever.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

pro starcraft loser posted:

There is no way the Republicans will pass any sort of immigration bill because fixing something when a dem is in office is a horrific idea.

But, I guess they don't really pass bills to fix anything ever.

At this point I'll be amazed if the tax bill with the expanded child tax credit doesn't get nuked too. Fortunately, Biden's Boring Aura has kept it out of the mainstream consciousness sufficiently to sneak through, kinda like the Respect for Marriage Act, Infrastructure Bill, CHIPS Act, and the USPS fix. The Dems do technically have Trump Tax Cuts as hostages for that though.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

Renreeja posted:

I just cant see that many people reading this and not thinking this guy loving lost his last marble

You obviously have not spent nearly enough time with boomers who watch FoxNews.

That’s not even counting the chuds.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

Grammarchist posted:

I'm actually surprised there's no Karl Rove out there saying something like this:

"Every dollar given to Donald Trump goes to victims of Sexual Assault."

I really want to stop using “sexual assault” and use rape.

Sadly sexual assault isn’t interpreted as what it means by the general public. It’s been washed of severity and serves as some catchall.

He’s been found guilty of rape. The media needs to use the word rape.

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
It’s funny because there was some GOP house chucklefuck bemoaning that they have no accomplishments to point to. This would be a huge one. Even if it is a technically bipartisan deal, they could claim to be the driving factor behind it.

And they’re going to squander the opportunity because the rapist with 91 felony convictions hanging over his head is throwing a tantrum. He wants the credit. Even if the country burns in the meantime. “Vote for me and pass away, it’s worth it!”

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

yippeekiyaymf posted:

He’s been found guilty of rape. The media needs to use the word rape.

If nothing else, to make them say "it was technically sexual assault, not rape". Because that is not a winning argument to most normal people.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


yippeekiyaymf posted:

I really want to stop using “sexual assault” and use rape.

Sadly sexual assault isn’t interpreted as what it means by the general public. It’s been washed of severity and serves as some catchall.

He’s been found guilty of rape. The media needs to use the word rape.

Yes please and thank you. This especially upsets me when "had sex with a minor" etc is the shorthand for "raped a child" by media.

It made my chest hurt and my stomach feel bad to see America's Mayor say "it wasn't rape, it was [just] sexual assault" on a national stage.

Kharohz
Jul 25, 2007

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE

RVWinkle posted:

The only way to win is to not post at all

I win everyday, except today

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"
Lmfao that Biden was like “if you reach a deal allowing me to close the border, I’ll close the border” and the GOP is like “not like that though”

Unless it’s more tax breaks for the rich or manufacturing problems of their own making, GOP is absolutely loving useless and gently caress anyone who supports them

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1750962104985698634?s=20

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



So we've really narrowed it down to white male pilots only over the last few days, huh.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

yippeekiyaymf posted:

I really want to stop using “sexual assault” and use rape.

Sadly sexual assault isn’t interpreted as what it means by the general public. It’s been washed of severity and serves as some catchall.

He’s been found guilty of rape. The media needs to use the word rape.

Yep. And they should always introduce him as “The rapist, Donald Trump”.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

It made my chest hurt and my stomach feel bad to see America's Mayor say "it wasn't rape, it was [just] sexual assault" on a national stage.

“Who amongst hasn’t chased Miss Booby, their sexy secretary, around the desk like Benny Hill? Boys will be boys, after all! Was it really any different? Can’t she take a compliment?”
“Mr Guiliani, this is a Wendys.”

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

lmao does she know how many commercial pilots are women

it's more than none! You might never realise until you're sitting in your seat and she comes on the PA system! FLEE THE PLANE!

Women On A Plane

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
even if they "fixed" the border the gop would turn around and go "whoa! good job biden!"
just like the economy they'd whine whone whine and, when things get better, pretend its not, or it's because of their actions, or in anticipation of their actions or, my new favorite, imply that fixing problems is "cheating" and the democrats are fixing problems wrong so they don't get any credit

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Oh, hey, the new conservative fake outrage of the week (DEI) completely misses every single point the same way their other short-lived fake outrages like CRT, woke-ism, "groomers", PC culture and gender-neutral bathrooms did. Interesting how that just keeps on happening.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

HopperUK posted:

lmao does she know how many commercial pilots are women

it's more than none! You might never realise until you're sitting in your seat and she comes on the PA system! FLEE THE PLANE!

Women On A Plane

Wait till they find out there are women fighter pilots.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

"DEI Pilots" poo poo is the dumbest artificial outrage these idiots have done in a while

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Outpost22 posted:

What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

What they tell them, even if it's the exact same thing the other side wants, they have to be the ones to say it.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Outpost22 posted:

What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

Stay out of Americans' lives and let them live how they want!*





*Unless you are brown, a woman, gay, trans, poor, or Muslim.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Outpost22 posted:

What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

At this point kinda looks like funding and catering to their budding Influencer careers.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Doors are literally falling off of planes mid-flight and right-wing clout addicts are wringing their hands about if the pilot has a peen or can pass the paper bag test

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Outpost22 posted:

What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

Simultaneously everything and nothing. They want a government so small they can drown it in a bathtub but also want it run by a far-right dictator that's promising them he'll crush people. There's zero coherent thought beyond whatever gives them that flash of pointless rage they've become addicted to.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



LaserPrinter69 posted:

READ IT AND WEEP

As winner of the contest I formally request everyone else on this list grovel to me, the winner

I hereby acknowledge our Tumbo Chief.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Outpost22 posted:

What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

Handouts to people like them, jackboots for the ~others~.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Outpost22 posted:

What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

Watch The Handmaidens Tale and that gives you a good idea of what.

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies

frytechnician posted:

Just want to remind everyone of this masterpiece from several hundred pages back.

Are there tools/people who can do an AI courtroom sketch?

Like just take the sketches we got and try to make a fake picture or ten?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Trump?

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




The steak salesman?!

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Outpost22 posted:

What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

There's no coherent philosophy there, just a toxic blend of resentment and entitlement. Think about what a spoilt, hormonal 14-year old expects their parents to do ('I'm not cleaning my room! You clean my room! And stay out of my room!') and you have a pretty good insight into Republican attitudes towards governance.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

He loves you!

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

The steak salesman?!

I think he means the man who bankrupted a casino

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

tek79 posted:

Communism is when they hold criminals accountable? Oh, never mind, fascism is when fascists are held accountable. It all makes sense now. LOL.

I live in a pretty chuddy area, and at this point I'm almost inclined to believe that an actual American flag being flown means the place is occupied by someone more center-left. I don't care to fly an American flag for the same reason you don't but Republican/Conservatives are the people flying every stupid loving flag they have but the actual American flag. It's usually some combo of a 'TRUMP holding a machine gun with a ripped body' flag on top of a Gadsden flag on top of a Blue Lives Matter flag on top of an 'An Appeal to Heaven' flag on top of a "COME AND TAKE IT" AR-15 ISIS-looking flag on top of something resembling an American flag but with "1776" where the stars should be. The only chud flying an American flag in my neighborhood is flying it upside-down.

What's new and cool among conservatives right now is hating America. You can't fly the American flag anymore, because it's Joe Biden's America. Military recruitment in red areas has collapsed, because the military is considered woke by them now.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Hollismason posted:

Watch The Handmaidens Tale and that gives you a good idea of what.

millenials, ugh!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

MC 4 Ft Jesus

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This is loving insane

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1750877023579349025?s=20

quote:

Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis’ so-called “anti-woke” crusade has now removed sociology as a core class from all 12 of the state’s public universities. What the board refers to as a “factual history course” is replacing Principles of Sociology in the universities in what is widely seen as the start of a general rout of sociology classes.

When discussing sociology late last year, Education Commissioner Manny Diaz, Jr. said that “students should be focused on learning the truth about our country instead of being radicalized by woke ideologies in the college classrooms.” He also said the subject had been “hijacked by left-wing activists.”

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Outpost22 posted:

What the gently caress do republicans even want the godamn government to do?

I came to the conclusion that Conservatives see the government as a club. Only useful in being wielded to hurt people, it cannot be used to help people.

Anything the government does, therefore, has to hurt someone. If its not them wielding the club then they must be the ones being beaten with it.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Garrison’s “Your homework is to love America” cartoon becomes real.

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