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poisonpill posted:In honor of Rey getting her own trilogy, what’s the most baffling wtf part of the sequels? Imo when they ask "They fly now?" and the part where somehow, Palpatine has returned
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Sankara posted:I still haven't seen the last one. Not sure I ever will. There’s an honest to god calvary charge on the outer hull of a Star destroyer. So y’know, there’s that.
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Who is Baby Frick?
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counterfeitsaint posted:Also Leia surviving in such a stupid way in the second movie, only to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the series and then disappear under a blanket. They knew drat well the actress was dead, they could have just let the character die and nothing about the story would change. Another studio decision, apparently. Since Fisher had died shortly after filming, Johnson wanted to come up with a good end for Leia in TLJ but Kathleen Kennedy demanded that they keep Leia alive. But yeah, imagine how much better the "Holdo maneuver" scene would have been if Leia had been the one on the ship, doing the navigation/positioning for the jump directly into all the First Order ships, and there are a million alarms going off (maybe even have Poe or someone say "is she trying to jump into them? That's impossible! There are a thousand navigation controls on the ship and every single one would have to be over-ridden!"), then Leia uses the force, all the alarms stop, and then the coolest scene in the entire movie is also an amazing send-off to a beloved character. EDIT: Looking at this post, I realize how dumb it is to re-litigate plot points and try to improve movies that have come out over half a decade ago. One thing I really appreciated about this Re:View was when Rich was about to launch into a "they should have..." and then stopped himself. Easily the worst trap youtube film critics fall into is the "this is how it should have been done (aka: how I would have done it)". Mike can be really bad about this at times, but at least Rich is starting to come around on the topic. LanceHunter fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Jan 28, 2024 |
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Mike wasting the last 10 minutes of ReView rewriting the script while doing stupid character voices while he does so is easily my least favorite RLM bit
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you seem to know an awful lot about the behind the scenes goings on of star wars lancehunter. care to share anything with the class
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The evil space chimpanzee in a welding mask.
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counterfeitsaint posted:Everything that happens in previous movies is completely invalidated every time. Everyone who fought and died to beat the empire, and succeeded only for there to be a new, identical empire to fight now. It made the whole thing feel like a Saturday morning cartoon where the reset button has to get pressed between episodes. Doesn't matter how many times you win, how many progressively bigger and bigger ships you blow up, at the start the next movie you're still going to be the hopelessly outnumbered plucky rebels fighting the big overwhelmingly powerful empire. Immediately invalidating plot points seconds after they were made was particularly weird, like the aforementioned Chewie death fakeout, the C3P0 memorywipe fakeout and others that i forgot.
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poisonpill posted:In honor of Rey getting her own trilogy, what’s the most baffling wtf part of the sequels? I'm shocked nobody's said "a major plot point that the movie makes no sense without was revealed in the Fortnite tie-in". Because that's so spectacularly stupid I can't believe it's actually real.
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poisonpill posted:In honor of Rey getting her own trilogy, what’s the most baffling wtf part of the sequels? Hux blowing up a shitload of planets and being the resistance spy.
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I sure hope they go to the yoda planet in the new movies. Just endless yodas as far as the eye can see. Maybe even have Rey run a couple yodas over in her speeder bike on the way to the meeting with yoda-leadership (Jack Black and Lizzo)
Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jan 28, 2024 |
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poisonpill posted:In honor of Rey getting her own trilogy, what’s the most baffling wtf part of the sequels? 9 repeatedly makes a point of saying the stormtroopers are all kidnapped and brainwashed children. Nothing is ever done with this and the heroes slaughter them by the dozen.
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Frank Frank posted:endless yoda booty dances as far as the eye can see
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who da man? yodas man
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poisonpill posted:In honor of Rey getting her own trilogy, what’s the most baffling wtf part of the sequels?
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:I'm shocked nobody's said "a major plot point that the movie makes no sense without was revealed in the Fortnite tie-in". Because that's so spectacularly stupid I can't believe it's actually real. oh I haven't heard this dumb thing. what is it?
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Empty Sandwich posted:oh I haven't heard this dumb thing. what is it? let's all take a trip down memory lane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u0ejXC7kFs
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Arc Hammer posted:The evil space chimpanzee in a welding mask. He wasn't evil he was just a craftsman plying his trade
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Arc Hammer posted:The evil space chimpanzee in a welding mask. babu's heart is pure as driven snow
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Gratuitous alien milking scene
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I bet if you squeezed babu frik as hard as you could toothpaste would come out.
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that's not toothpaste
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I feel like the Star Wars universe should address the eventuality that if you put enough sentient unrelated species in crowded bar settings, sooner or later someone is going to eat someone else
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like the Star Wars universe should address the eventuality that if you put enough sentient unrelated species in crowded bar settings, sooner or later someone is going to eat someone else This post did not end the way I expected
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shoeberto posted:This post did not end the way I expected Have a few
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Good soup! posted:lol you loving freak Lister=mean
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You'd just need to toss a coin to the barman and he will totally do the cleanup no questions asked God han is an rear end in a top hat
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CaptainBeefart posted:More like Listerine. Or Listermean. YOU FUCKER
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Milo and POTUS posted:Lister=mean Mods need to change that posters name to Rimmer stat
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like the Star Wars universe should address the eventuality that if you put enough sentient unrelated species in crowded bar settings, sooner or later someone is going to eat someone else Star Vores
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kdrudy posted:Star Vores
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Kingo Ligma posted:Mods need to change that posters name to Rimmer stat With an H on the forehead
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Since The Flash movie introduced the idea that all Batmans are real and exist, just in different timelines, but the Flash can cross timelines and bring a Batman with him, so, can one timeline's Batman defeat another timeline's Batman?
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The strongest batman is the one who tests the best with the 18-40 male demo
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Adam West batman has to be the best Batman
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Into the spiderverse only with Batmen who spend two hours sitting around drinking and flicking the nipples on Clooney’s bat suit
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I'd pay to watch that
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Oops
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Frank Frank posted:Into the spiderverse only with Batmen who spend two hours sitting around drinking and flicking the nipples on Clooney’s bat suit I feel like that was a Brave and the Bold episode
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In my quest to watch all the Best Picture nominees (I'm at 9 out of 10 now and seeing the last one on Tuesday), I just watched Maestro, and let me tell you: that poo poo sucked rear end. It was pure Oscar bait that had nothing going for it. The cinematography was probably the best part of the whole thing, but even that wasn't great. Bradley Cooper wears a fake nose in order to play a Jewish person and I really just wish he would stop acting. And directing, too. I don't think I've liked anything he's done in the last decade. Well, I liked 10 Cloverfield Lane, but not because of him.
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