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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Chiefs vs Ravens: Battle for the AFC
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 What a clownshoes 4 yard gain :stare:

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Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
 Don't think you should have PI on a pass that was intercepted before it even got to the wr.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Gogogogogogo

You gotta move faster than this

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
yakkety sax rear end play

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

PneumonicBook posted:

Excuse me Jordan Love only throws ints on the last offensive possession of the game while the Packers are driving for a go ahead score.

Love is also significantly better at throwing.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
that clock is burning. Move it Ravens.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Hill caught that pass like it sprouted a big toothy mouth to bite him.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
tick tock, Ravens

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
y'all need to score y'know

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

 Every time Hill touches the ball is a butthole-clenching moment

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Lamar is hesitating way too much.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

FASTER THAN THIS YOU IDIOTS

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Intruder posted:

yakkety sax rear end play

Lamar taking Yakkety Sacks over here

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 Take your time, guys.

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
So... How's this drive wrecked?

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Kirios posted:

Gogogogogogo

You gotta move faster than this

They've given up

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Kick the fieldgoal now!!!!!

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

 Ravens know they’re down two scores right?

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Ravens not moving fast enough.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Lamar is just standin' there. Time is a factor, man.

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Nice job pulling that in

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
why would you bother with play action right now lol

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Where's the loving urgency?

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 slow rear end ravens

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Super Jay Mann posted:

Kawa is right, these Ravens will never win a drat thing.

I think the issue is beating Reid. If it werent for him id say maybe we can win but I dont see Harbaugh beating Reid in the playoffs unless we get lucky and skip them

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
That injury timeout might saved the Ravens.

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Lamar should send Romo a letter demanding he never call him by his first name

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 YOU NEED TWO SCORES THIS SHOULD ALREADY BE TWO MINUTE DRILL

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Scipiotik posted:

Don't think you should have PI on a pass that was intercepted before it even got to the wr.

every interception happens before it gets to the wr

that's how it gets intercepted

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Intruder posted:

why would you bother with play action right now lol

Gotta keep the defense honest!

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Rust Martialis posted:

So... How's this drive wrecked?

Lamar fumble out of the endzone

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
 taking forever then going down in bounds for 2 yards

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I know the chiefs are taking dives but... why

the Ravens are burning so much clock for you

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
crowd is booing the injured chief but it stops the clock so they should be glad

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

 hopefully they stop sitting on the ball with the clock running and refusing to let the ravens snap it on the hurry up lol

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Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
 The ravens will score and the chiefs will choose to pass on their next possession, resulting in a pick six as mahomes falls victim to his own hubris

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Intruder posted:

why would you bother with play action right now lol

I mean why would you do it at all they ran like 5 times all game

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Incoming back breaking fumble

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 I like that Romo just assumes the Chiefs are faking an injury.

And hey, maybe they are, but maybe not.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Love is also significantly better at throwing.

At throwing to defenders when driving for the go ahead score, yea, they already said that.

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