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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
 That was an impressive balancing act.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 THE MOTHERFUCKING LIONS

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
49ers run defense not addressing last game I see

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kirios posted:

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A LIONS FAN PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT MY POST HISTORY TIA
There is no shame in rooting for the last likeable team remaining, anyone with honor will do likewise

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Lions Bitch

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Lions just running the Packers playbook vs the defense

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
booty already starting get tight on the SF sideline

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Holy poo poo y'all

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Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
 Jameson got speed and balance holy poo poo

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F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

really queer Christmas posted:

THE MOTHERFUCKING LIONS
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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 Goddamnit.

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
 Turnover coming

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Shindragon posted:

49ers run defense not addressing last game I see

gonna be a lot of running today

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

Shindragon posted:

49ers run defense not addressing last game I see

I respect you posting when literally everyone around you is rooting for your team to lose.

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 I don't want to have hope for the lions but that was cool

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
hey guys the panda did a fart

please see our movie

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Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

 tackling is hard

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kirios posted:

I respect you posting when literally everyone around you is rooting for your team to lose.

I stand with shindragon

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

 I thought the Lions were gonna open with a Jamo bomb...

But that'll do too

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

 Lions are 1000% a team of destiny. They may not win the Super Bowl, but they will be in it

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005

CapnAndy posted:

There is no shame in rooting for the last likeable team remaining, anyone with honor will do likewise

:hai:

Lions... Bitch

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Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
 Please fire Steve Wilks, thank you

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Niners are like: "We'll let the Lions Offense play their game it'll be fine"

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I remember when the Vikings scored on their opening drive in the 2017 NFCCG.


Then did nothing and had 38 points hung on them.


Hope that isn't what happens here.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 I felt that in my Loins.

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

RumbleFish posted:

Lions are 1000% a team of destiny. They may not win the Super Bowl, but they will be in it

I want to believe

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
Lions, Bitch if no one said it yet

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Laplacean Demon
Jan 20, 2004

CapnAndy posted:

hey guys the panda did a fart

please see our movie

you had me at "fart."

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Radia posted:

Lions, Bitch if no one said it yet

You’re the first

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Sorry Niner you ain’t playing the broncos

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

 Cmc welcome to the analzone

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Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

 Now it's the "49ersers" turn

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Late but gently caress yeah LIONS tuddy.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I think there's actually more Lions fans in the stadium.

That's insane.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Elephanthead posted:

Sorry Niner you ain’t playing the broncos

HEY why are the Broncos of all teams catching strays? :mad:

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 ANALZONE

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Brock Purdy Brock Purdy Brock Purdy

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I go out to light the pizza oven and the Lions are ahead???????

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Apparently I missed an extremely LOINS BINCH start.

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
CMC got Analzoned

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