Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Goff going to be leaving with Taylor while Kelce cry's with mahomes in 2 weeks. You heard it here first.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:00

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:58

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man, Youtube TV is a whole-rear end play behind, I was seeing the Rodriguez tackle when people were posting about the missed field goal.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:00

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

49ers are both peepee and doodoo. I�ll hang up and listen

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:00

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:00

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

lets go lions

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:00

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

mllaneza posted:

Moody you son of a bitch.

He is currently loved and appreciated here in Detroit (also he�s from Detroit!!)

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

Pershing posted:

Please let this be a total Lions domination game

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

moody�

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

It's not Moody's fault. How can you kick when you have no kneecaps?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

The Lions

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

gently caress, I'm actually liking the bumper music. I'm so goddamned old.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

nachos posted:

49ers are both peepee and doodoo. I’ll hang up and listen

From your lips to the Sun God's ears.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm sure that missed field goal won't come back to haunt the 49'ers.

hopefully because they'll lose by 40 or so

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

MakaVillian posted:

Fuckin Moody

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

MJeff posted:

Man, Youtube TV is a whole-rear end play behind, I was seeing the Rodriguez tackle when people were posting about the missed field goal.

Friend I highly recommend getting a modern OTA antenna for this purpose. You can get a good indoor one for 30-40 bucks.

Not to mention the quality of the feed is way better.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

let's go Goff

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:01

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

MJeff posted:

Man, Youtube TV is a whole-rear end play behind, I was seeing the Rodriguez tackle when people were posting about the missed field goal.

antennas bitch

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Winkie01 posted:

Goff going to be leaving with Taylor while Kelce cry's with mahomes in 2 weeks. You heard it here first.

Jared Goffs spouse owns.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

dadjokes: Feb 9, 2015

No kneecaps to be found on this 49ers team, Lions by a million.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

CBJSprague24 posted:

Give it a few years and the Apple VR goggles will be like $700.

Yeah people forget what the very first iPhone was like. Barely even had an AppStore. If anyone can make this poo poo work, it's Apple and the product like 5 generations from now will be loving awesome. Still feels like a huge if though. But yeah if you're not into the price point then yeah, it's not for you and it's not like it's hurting anyone.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Kirios posted:

Friend I highly recommend getting a modern OTA antenna for this purpose. You can get a good indoor one for 30-40 bucks.

Not to mention the quality of the feed is way better.

Yep. $20 and you get free HDTV for life.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

MJeff posted:

Man, Youtube TV is a whole-rear end play behind, I was seeing the Rodriguez tackle when people were posting about the missed field goal.

It's so weird too because I was ahead for the AFCCG

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

J33uk posted:

Yeah people forget what the very first iPhone was like. Barely even had an AppStore.

It in fact did not have one at all

iPhone 3G was the first true smartphone

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Kirios posted:

Friend I highly recommend getting a modern OTA antenna for this purpose. You can get a good indoor one for 30-40 bucks.

Not to mention the quality of the feed is way better.

We have Fios in the living room and OTA in the bedroom. Watching in the living room I'm ahead of most streams, and watching in the bedroom is like posting in the thread from the loving future.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

BRAKE FOR MOOSE: Jun 6, 2001

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

He is currently loved and appreciated here in Detroit (also he’s from Detroit!!)

I appreciated him at Michigan but now I am glad he sucks

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

I loving hate Moody so much

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:02

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Do not even ask posted:

antennas bitch

Kirios posted:

Friend I highly recommend getting a modern OTA antenna for this purpose. You can get a good indoor one for 30-40 bucks.

Not to mention the quality of the feed is way better.

I've tried! Got no reception no matter how I hosed with it or positioned it.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:03

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Crescent Wrench posted:

We have Fios in the living room and OTA in the bedroom. Watching in the living room I'm ahead of most streams, and watching in the bedroom is like posting in the thread from the loving future.

It's weirdly awesome - you see an amazing thing happen, enjoy it, then go to the thread and see everyone else's reaction after the fact.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:03

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Jake Doody.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I haaaaaaaaaate that hands-dangling-from-v-neck pose

I think because mahomes does it a lot and gently caress him and the chiefs

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:04

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

I dislike the 49ers more than I dislike the Lions. I also dislike the chiefs more than the lions. poo poo, I have to pull for the lions?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:04

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

Kirios posted:

It's weirdly awesome - you see an amazing thing happen, enjoy it, then go to the thread and see everyone else's reaction after the fact.

yeah, shout out to the ol� rabbit ears

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:04

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

let us go the Lion's Offense

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:04

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kirios posted:

Friend I highly recommend getting a modern OTA antenna for this purpose. You can get a good indoor one for 30-40 bucks.

Not to mention the quality of the feed is way better.

I wish there were towers close enough for me to pick up

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

biceps crimes posted:

I dislike the 49ers more than I dislike the Lions. I also dislike the chiefs more than the lions. poo poo, I have to pull for the lions?

Lions bitch

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:05

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Goof no more

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:05