Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Kirios posted:

What if this becomes the Lions' 28-3

Why would you put this negative energy out into the world, what kind of monster are you?

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# ? May 28, 2024 02:39

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Ravens running backs had 6 carries total today.

Pretty sure they called 6 carries on that drive.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:11

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I remain convinced Barry could still outjuke some linebacker if he wanted to

Same with Jerry Rice running slants

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Did anyone else watch the geico cavemen show or am I the only one

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

LIONS BITCH

AI did really good there, I like the SINER brand litter

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:11

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

davecrazy posted:

Half of Detroit won�t make it into work tomorrow.

That�s every Monday

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:11

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

indigi posted:

I�m more invested in the Lions winning this game than I was for the Eagles last superbowl lol

I think ive been more invested in the lions this postseason than i have been in the saints since 2018

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:11

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Did anyone else watch the geico cavemen show or am I the only one

okay I have to know

just how bad was it

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:11

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

As excited as I am I want to see how this 49'ers drive goes. If they respond with a TD then at least it won't be a blowout,

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Niners booty hole status: 🍋

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TraderStav posted:

Yes, buffering so that you have a higher quality experience. You will experience buffers doing this but very worth it for sports

that does make sense

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

Give Dan Campbell a lifetime contract.

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Zwabu: Aug 7, 2006

What was the first Lions TD? Some crazy reverse or something?

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Dutchy: Jul 8, 2010

Niners had a month and a half to figure out how to seal the edge and have opted instead for pointing around confused, not sure it was the right call

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

if it's official I didn't know that

not official but expected as reported last night

it was the same deal with vic fangio and then the eagles tweeted it out later

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kirios posted:

What if this becomes the Lions' 28-3

It's Kyle Shanahan, so it'll probably be 56-6

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

Zwabu posted:

What was the first Lions TD? Some crazy reverse or something?

End Around to Jamo

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Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Did anyone else watch the geico cavemen show or am I the only one

you are literally the only one sir, pleasure to meet you

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Kirios posted:

What if this becomes the Lions' 28-3

Kyle Shanahan is on the wrong sideline for this

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Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Hutch is on loving fire today.

That's the worst case scenario for the 9ers.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Zwabu posted:

What was the first Lions TD? Some crazy reverse or something?

Jamo fast

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kirios posted:

What if this becomes the Lions' 28-3

shhhhhh

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Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Kirios posted:

okay I have to know

just how bad was it

The first episode was about how the cavemen had to endure being called "maggers" (as in a play on "Cro-Magnon").

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Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

I would like the word 'iconic' to go away forever

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

'57 sounds like a good year

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

LIONS BITCH

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:12

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Did anyone else watch the geico cavemen show or am I the only one

You still can't convince me that that was a real thing

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:13

J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

Kirios posted:

okay I have to know

just how bad was it

They aired like two episodes IIRC. It was... Eh? Not some so bad it's a historic train wreck or anything, just pretty loving lame and a very network TV style sitcom.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:13

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

The 7th Guest posted:

not official but expected as reported last night

it was the same deal with vic fangio and then the eagles tweeted it out later

good hire then, I like it

let's go turn off his tv

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:13

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Kirios posted:

okay I have to know

just how bad was it

One of the cavemen was a grad student. The joke was that he always said he needed to work on his thesis and never did. This is the type of fresh, innovative comedy you can expect from this program.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:13

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

That bit was great

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:14

Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

Now this is the Detroit D I know

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Juuuuuuuus

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Deebo is so good, that play was completely blown up and it didn't matter since he just made a guy miss and picked up 6 or 7 yards.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:14

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Rogue Elephant posted:

I would like the word 'iconic' to go away forever

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Shindragon posted:

loving hate this. I hate all of it.

Never gonna be our loving chance.

49ers can't do anything right at all.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:14

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Hoping CJGJ just rocks Deebo at point

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

I mean Brock is still pretty drat good.

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

fullback deep :hmmyes:

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Felonious_Monk: Oct 26, 2008

eh, still more original than Deal or No Deal Island

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