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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 Good to know our secondary is the same, it is a constant in the universe

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:13
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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 gently caress human teams go cat teams

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 01:14
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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Surprise no flag for slamming CMC. Ok ok.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
Goddamn there is a sea of blue in those stands lol

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

seiferguy posted:

Goddamn there is a sea of blue in those stands lol

Santa Clara can't afford to pay for seats

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

LIONS BITCH



I dig the loaf of bread sticking out of the litter pretending to be a lion leg.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
We can run the ball too LIons.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 McCaffrey did a taunting there according to the AFC game

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Taunting!!

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

Shindragon posted:

We can run the ball too LIons.

Shin I'd like to politely request that you do not turn into Kawalimus West.

No one should ever go full Kawalimus.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 McCaffrey just skidded a full yard on his head.

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 01:16
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Dang that quarter went fast.

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

McCaffrey did a taunting there according to the AFC game

No Mahomes or Taylor in this game, no flag

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Gangringo
Jul 22, 2007

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

 No penalties and very little grab-rear end between plays.

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Dang that quarter went fast.

The Run respects your time

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opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
It does seem like the "head" counts as down, which is disappointing

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
God I can't wait til "football players in commercials" season is over

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Kirios posted:

Shin I'd like to politely request that you do not turn into Kawalimus West.

No one should ever go full Kawalimus.

I can be a bit negative quick but I will try.

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Android Apocalypse posted:

Lions... bitch?

Yes

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

McCaffrey did a taunting there according to the AFC game

NFC plays tougher

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Man McCaffrey is so good

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 Smooosh

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

biceps crimes posted:

No Mahomes or Taylor in this game, no flag

Tyrod Taylor should always be protected he has suffered enough

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
god I love CMC

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 CMC cheat code

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

 :stonk:

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Goddamn. This game is being played with some fire today.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
CMC got greased up

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 mccaffery good

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I'm a Lion and how do I tackle

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 FACEMASK

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mustached Demon posted:

NFC plays tougher

It's refs = cops = racist :tinfoil:

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
loving LIONS BIIIINCH


That's the crazy thing! I don't even post in this forum!

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
CMC TDDDDDDDDDD

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 that was some bad tackling

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 There we go

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Boys and girls we got a game!

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



 BOOOOOOO

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
WE GOT A GOOD OL' FASHIONED SLOBBERKNOCKER

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Love you CMC

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