Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Stiffarm hands to the face should be a penalty.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:21

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:46

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Some motherfucking elite running on display today.

Now this is a championship game!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:21

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

CMC is gonna have to carry the team on his back, apparently

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:21

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

god drat 49ers

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:21

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

9ers remembered they have CMC :ohdear:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:21

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Friends and cowboy posters, we got ourselves a run smash off

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:22

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

That's better, now stuff the run.

ps. CMC for MVP

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:22

trevorreznik: Apr 22, 2023

Bound to happen. I'll be surprised if one team doesn't hit 40

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:22

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

The Unnamed One posted:

CMC is gonna have to carry the team on his back, apparently

and the other team

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:22

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Wow

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:22

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Watching CMC makes me want to run through poo poo ngl

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:22

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

the 49ers are pissing me off. they do not respect narratives

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:22

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I'm looking forward to spending halftime folding my laundry.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:23

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mustached Demon posted:

and the other team

He's got the back, loving hell.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:23

Gangringo: Jul 22, 2007; In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

That McCaffrey fellow is pretty good at the football.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:23

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Kirios posted:

Boys and girls we got a game!

I'd wait until the 49ers defence can get a stop to say that

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:23

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Nervous posted:

Stiffarm hands to the face should be a penalty.

It should be a penalty on the defense for getting loving punked

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:23

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

epic bacon posted:

the 49ers are pissing me off. they do not respect narratives

respect the Run that's all we ask for in the NFC West thread

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:24

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

This game is going to single-handedly return running backs to the prominence they desrve

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:24

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

what if Drunk History but half the show was old comedians whining about how woke society is

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:24

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

This game rules

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:24

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Let's go Lions

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:24

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:25

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Run ball

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:25

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

please stop the lions k thanks

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:25

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

what happened to the vaunted 49ers LB corps

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:25

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

"one of the original OG's"

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:25

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Flea flicker 10 yards short of the receiver :laffo:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:25

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Press square to spin

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:25

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

lmao Goff with the noodle arm

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:25

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

This is already the best Lions team in the Super Bowl era.

The '91 team got blown out in the championship game.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:26

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

lol goff

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:26

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.