Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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MCDC	9	12.50%
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Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

B
I
The lions
C
H

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:41

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:58

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

wonder what all the people who said gibbs was a reach are thinking

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

LIONNsssssssssssssss

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Gibbs is great

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Well poo poo. You better go all the way, Lions.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

BonoMan: Feb 20, 2002; Jade Ear Joe

Paracausal posted:

B
I
The lions
C
H

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Gibbs punking the entire defense lmbo

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

yikes niners run defense

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

niners are looking like washington on defense

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

so would it be preemptive to say fire Steve Wilks because this is just been a problem all season long. 49ers get a tackle/sack for loss and then blow it on 2nd or 3rd and long.

Everytime.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

I can't wait for the LIONS TO KICK THE poo poo OUT OF THE CHIEFS AGAIN

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

These runs are making me excited

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Mustached Demon posted:

yikes niners run defense

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

Holy poo poo Lions look like they're gonna pull off this upset

lions always look poopy during the 3rd quarter so i'm not calling anything yet

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

positional value

Gibbs brings a lot of value to the position (of running back)

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

https://twitter.com/KennyKing_Jr/status/1751761887438708922

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:42

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Tackling, run defense. You will need these to win the football game.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

Bumhead: Sep 26, 2022

Yo can anyone remind me of that positional draft value please

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Gully Foyle posted:

Draft rbs in the 1st round bitch

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

wonder what all the people who said gibbs was a reach are thinking

*I got a lot of posts to edit*

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

corn on the cop posted:

niners are looking like washington on defense

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

how poorly are you planning your life that attending a football game or buying groceries is a serious problem that needs solving

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

MintFresh: Jun 24, 2020

Shindragon posted:

so would it be preemptive to say fire Steve Wilks because this is just been a problem all season long. 49ers get a tackle/sack for loss and then blow it on 2nd or 3rd and long.

Everytime.

Seahawks classic. Third down and long and can�t stop it

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Shindragon posted:

so would it be preemptive to say fire Steve Wilks because this is just been a problem all season long. 49ers get a tackle/sack for loss and then blow it on 2nd or 3rd and long.

Everytime.

I will say it. Fire Steve Wilks.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

If I was a owner I would through a blank check at Brad holmes

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Oh I bet it's fun at Ford Field right now. Were tickets free?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

Just when it looked like the 9ers had solved the Lions, blammo.

I loving love this team!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:43

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Do not even ask posted:

lions always look poopy during the 3rd quarter so i'm not calling anything yet

yep, still a distinct possibility the niners turn this into a shootout

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:44

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Mustached Demon posted:

yikes niners run defense

they just appreciate it too much

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:44

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

L - L - L - L - L - LIONS

B - B - B - B - B - BITCH ! ! ! ! !

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:44

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Bumhead posted:

Yo can anyone remind me of that positional draft value please

Lol

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:44

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

MoaM posted:

Tackling, run defense. You will need these to win the football game.

It's not that dangerous to go alone. You don't need to take this!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:44

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

ions is really proving that old idea that sometimes what a team needs to gel is to eat poo poo repeatedly in years preceding

i think about all of the heartbreaking games the lions lost they should have won in the earlier campbell tenure

they're loving tough as gently caress now

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:44