Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

B...b...but if Brock didn't get hurt, the Niners would have annihilated the Eagles

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:47

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# ? May 28, 2024 15:42

Mike N Eich: Jan 27, 2007; This might just be the year

Lions team of destiny. Go lions.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

BlindSite posted:

9ers on the verge of a melt.

They very much need a defensive stand here

The 49ers are so top-heavy. This may be it with this core group.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

chamois posted:

was there a press release or anything about the NFL giving up on the racism messaging on the helmets and sidelines

It's been like two days since a black kid got mag dumped in the back while running away mission accomplished

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Shindragon posted:

and of course 49ers can't do poo poo.

They never can in these situations it seems like. There's something weird about this team where being down and getting run on turns them into pumpkins

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Black Lighter posted:

B...b...but if Brock didn't get hurt, the Niners would have annihilated the Eagles

That�s true tho

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

chamois posted:

was there a press release or anything about the NFL giving up on the racism messaging on the helmets and sidelines

Mission accomplished.jpeg

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

MJeff posted:

Realizing 25% of the way through your hurdle that it was a very bad idea.

should have put his cleats in the punter's facemask

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

trevorreznik posted:

Run it 8 times in a row lions

If they can go into half 28-7 man oh man

That score at a half makes me uncomfortable.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

MintFresh: Jun 24, 2020

Kloaked00 posted:

Hitting a defenseless player in the air out of bounds- NOT a penalty

Got it

That�s why they teach ball carriers never to hurdle

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Kloaked00 posted:

Hitting a defenseless player in the air out of bounds- NOT a penalty

Got it

Don't know if you count as defenseless when you try to hurdle voluntarily.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:48

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

I loving love the Detroit lions and want to kiss Brad and Dan on the mouth

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:49

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

this is insane

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:49

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Kirios posted:

Brock's Dark Souls boss name would be THE SHOOKED ONE

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:49

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Reminder that the 49ers could have had Tom Brady and won like four straight Super Bowls and instead they have lost two and about to be three NFC Championship games, pissed away a bunch of first round picks on Trey Lance, and still don't have a QB

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:49

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Kloaked00 posted:

Hitting a defenseless player in the air out of bounds- NOT a penalty

Got it

Do you think a player should be able to jump in the air and render themselves untackleable

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:49

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

They need a turnover but uh I don't think the lions will let Goff throw again

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:49

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Black Lighter posted:

B...b...but if Brock didn't get hurt, the Niners would have annihilated the Eagles

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:49

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Mr. Nice! posted:

purdy is loving scared.

he's played like poo poo this whole playoff run outside that final drive last week

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:50

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

I'll see y'all in the Draft thread and we are getting the 49ers a real QB.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:50

J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

bean mom posted:

ions is really proving that old idea that sometimes what a team needs to gel is to eat poo poo repeatedly in years preceding

They just need to get rid of that negative charge surrounding the team

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:50

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

good game, very lion

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:50

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

xbilkis posted:

Do you think a player should be able to jump in the air and render themselves untackleable

If they are a Lions player - yes

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:50

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Black Lighter posted:

B...b...but if Brock didn't get hurt, the Niners would have annihilated the Eagles

That's because the Eagles are poop and people like the Lions and want them to do good

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:50

PneumonicBook: Sep 26, 2007; Do you like our owl?; Ultra Carp

The 7th Guest posted:

weren't the 49ers kind of in this position last week. it's going to be up to detroit's defense to close in the 2nd half

Not really. It was sf 7 gb 6 at halftime last week

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:50

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

xbilkis posted:

Do you think a player should be able to jump in the air and render themselves untackleable

YOGA LIONS

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:51

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

oooooooooh aaaaaahhhhhhhh

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:51

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Niners D seemed out to lunch to begin the game and then Warner briefly woke up after the turnover happened.

Nothing since.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:51

Arcella: Dec 16, 2013; Shiny and Chrome

xbilkis posted:

Do you think a player should be able to jump in the air and render themselves untackleable

if they can jump high enough, yeah

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:51

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Run the ball

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:51

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Black Lighter posted:

B...b...but if Brock didn't get hurt, the Niners would have annihilated the Eagles

Can you gently caress off.

you eagle fans are loving annoying.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:52

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

RUN THE BALL

RUN THE loving BALL

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:52

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I just realized� these will be the last chicken wings I'll eat for the 2023-2024 NFL season since I'll be missing the Super Bowl when I'm in Colorado that weekend�
:smith:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:52

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

was about to scream at jared goff for the high throw

# ? Jan 29, 2024 01:52

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.