Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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Anime Store Adventure: May 6, 2009

The lions kick rear end.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

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# ? May 23, 2024 22:53

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

loving I want Steve Wilks out of the loving goddamn loving stadium.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

genuinely baffled at this defensive performance

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

SUN GOD

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Sun God

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Lol Olsen talking about clock. Forget who he's watching they're looking for points bruv.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

No stopping Sun God

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Steve Wilks loving sucks

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Godddaaaaamn what a route by Amon-Ra, what a throw by Goff.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:00

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

i wouldn't normally call a game in the first half but that giveup on 3rd and 18 feels like it will have a massive demoralizing effect on a game that's already spiraling out of the 49ers' control

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The Pistons are so historically bad because they gave the Lions all their talent.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Every 3rd and long is a guaranteed first, lol

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

It's actually unbelievable how bad the 49ers are playing lol

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

trevorreznik: Apr 22, 2023

The lions!!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Mustached Demon posted:

3rd and >10, lions specialty

extremely powerful

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Kyle Shanahan: choke artist

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

surf rock posted:

It's actually unbelievable how bad the 49ers are playing lol

Ravens broke them

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

sirtommygunn: Mar 7, 2013

49'ers melting down

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

my god, the lions are probably going to the super bowl

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

trevorreznik posted:

The lions!!

bitch

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

drat the forty niners suck rear end

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

The moxie levels are off the charts

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

surf rock posted:

It's actually unbelievable how bad the 49ers are playing lol

Seriously. 3rd and 12 followed by like 3rd and 20.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Suddenly showing Steve wilks 12 times, more than all other games combined

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Pistons are so historically bad because they gave the Lions all their talent.

I have posited a zero sum amount of success for Detroit sports for decades

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:01

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Pistons are so historically bad because they gave the Lions all their talent.

Cade Cunningham and Jaden Ivey are both looking into their prospects at playing TE

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:02

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Space Jam posted:

my god, the lions are probably going to the super bowl

It owns op

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:02

maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

Alaois posted:

The Minions movie actually goes out of its way to show that the minions were all trapped in a cave during the reign of the Third Reich lol

In an attempt to dodge the issue they tacitly admit that those little yellow demons would have 100% supported Hitler.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:02

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Jesus Christ 49ers. At least put in some effort.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:02

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

The 49ers used two timeouts for that :lol:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:02

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Gully Foyle posted:

Haha SF is playing garbage D

Did their DC have interviews this week?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:02

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

indigi posted:

you don't remember Bud Bowl commercials in the early 90s?

I mean super bowl commercials have been a thing of course but I wasn't aware that there were also hype commercials for THOSE that aired in the weeks leading up to the super bowl

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:02

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.