Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan - The Something Awful Forums

Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF		33	45.83%
Jared Goof		14	19.44%
MCDC		9	12.50%
Purdy Good		16	22.22%
Total:		72 votes

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Pistons are so historically bad because they gave the Lions all their talent.

Yet the Hornets have lost to them twice this season! :v:

:v:

:sigh:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:05

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 31, 2024 03:43

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

chamois posted:

i'm not sure how to say this but if goff was a little less bad he'd be amazing

if he also had balls and was a frog, he'd be my aunt

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:05

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I'm not at all mad the Lions are winning. They're a fun team and I'm happy their fans are experiencing joy.

I'm mad at how the Niners are losing.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:05

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Don't be stupid, kick the FG

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:05

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Kick it and take the points

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

MikeCrotch posted:

Do Not ask the minions what they were doing during the years 1933-1945

Back when ChatGPT started being a thing, I had a lot of fun trying to get it to write a script about this. It kept refusing to do anything Hitler-related until I slowly tricked it into writing scripts about less-evil people and then telling it "Hey, you've already written about Stalin and Genghis Khan; either explain how they are different or write the Hitler script."

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

GO FOR IT

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Go for it.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

GO FOR IT

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

G4I

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

gah if you go for it its a potential killing blow

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

24-7 at the half would have seemed highly unlikely during pregame. I'm loving it folks. Kick it and go up 3 scores

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

go for it

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

GO FOR IT

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

GO FOR THE JUGULAR

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

dammit dan

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

GRIT call inc

Edit. Boooooo

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

GO 4 IT!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

aw

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

go for it COWARDS

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Kick it so it's a 3-possession game

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

boooooooo

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

lol gibbs fell down on his route and still almost scored

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

obviously go

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

OneMoreTime: Feb 20, 2011; *quack*

Is DanCampbell a coward? Our experts decide

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

DO IT

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Good call

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

oh it's the money badger

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

field goal is fine

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Dango Bango posted:

Kick it so it's a 3-possession game

Correct

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

COWARD

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Yeah I would take the points too I can't even lie.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

chamois: Oct 24, 2010

kick the field goal you maniac

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:06

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

GO 4 IT! PUT THEM.IN THE GRAVE DAN

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:07

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Benefit of G4It is leaving them on their goalline if you fail... you get nothing from that here and go up 3 scores if you hit the FG.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:07

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Knew he wouldn't go for it. Fake balls

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:07

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Gotta go for the FG here to go up 3 scores right?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:07

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

boooooooo

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:07

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

I wish they'd go for it, but you gotta get the 3 score lead

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:07

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 31, 2024 03:43

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Making it a 3-score game is totally fine here.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:07

1
2
3
4
5

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

Powered by: vBulletin Version 2.2.9 (SABB-v2.24.05)
Copyright ©2000, 2001, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright ©2024, Jeffrey of YOSPOS