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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Kicking is understandable tbh but still GO FOR IT

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kicking is the smart move

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
fake it

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I mean he's right - it's a 3 score game.

Field goal is the right call.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
I'd take the field goal too

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

MikeCrotch posted:

Do Not ask the minions what they were doing during the years 1933-1945

Canonically they were trapped in a cave for most of the 19th and 20th centuries. This was literally a scene in one of the movies.

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MintFresh
Jun 24, 2020

 Cowards don’t win

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

corn on the cop posted:

field goal is fine

Yeah, making it a 3 score game is not nothing.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm not at all mad the Lions are winning. They're a fun team and I'm happy their fans are experiencing joy.

I'm mad at how the Niners are losing.
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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 Is he loving doing it

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
shouldn't have called that timeout so early if you were just gonna kick

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
 Lions just chose not to have 28 pts at the half

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I am terrified of my 28-3 prediction earlier.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

indigi posted:

shouldn't have called that timeout so early if you were just gonna kick
49ers are just gonna kneel regardless

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm not at all mad the Lions are winning. They're a fun team and I'm happy their fans are experiencing joy.

I'm mad at how the Niners are losing.

Just a pathetic effort all around by the niners

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

DC Murderverse posted:

Gotta go for the FG here to go up 3 scores right?

It's the right call but GRIT GRIT GRIT

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

 OK I mean Dan Campbell has huge balls but he's not a complete loving maniac lol

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
i mean, that is the smart choice...

...but I wanted blood and violence and points

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



 Kicking it is obviously the correct decision, however the kneecap biting move is going for it.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I wouldn't have disliked going for it, but I think I like taking the points more.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 Offense is clicking no reason to get stupid and waste that drive we can score more.

What I'm mad about is why we called the timeout so fast

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Gadzuko posted:

Lions just chose not to have 28 pts at the half

Nosir, I don't like it.

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I love me detroit lions. I love them dearly

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Boooooooooooooo

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Cowards

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
It would've been unbelievably dumb to go for it; this is like when Happy Gilmore learned how to putt lol

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Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I agree with the muscle coach there.

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

shyduck posted:

Good call

Yeah, when you can still make it a three-score game, a kick is a good choice

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 5 drives, 4 scores

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that's the best half of football the detroit lions have ever played

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kirios posted:

I am terrified of my 28-3 prediction earlier.

Another very good point in kicking the field goal

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
FG the right call. If there was still time, yeah, maybe go for it, but at the end of the half, make it a three-score game.

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The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
:lol: at the Niners playing Sandstorm with 7 seconds left in the first half.

:fork:

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 What are they chanting?

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Some real good :flag: launches on that KOR

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

sirtommygunn posted:

Kicking it is obviously the correct decision, however the kneecap biting move is going for it.
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Kalli posted:

What are they chanting?

JARED GOFF

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

The Little Kielbasa posted:

:lol: at the Niners pain Sandstorm with 7 seconds left in the first half.

:fork:

Stadium DJ needs to make some halftime adjustments.

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PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
Just checked the score cause I've been working and holy poo poo piss LIONS BITCH

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Mulaney Power Move posted:

OK I mean Dan Campbell has huge balls but he's not a complete loving maniac lol

I think he learned from the emotions overwhelming him at the end of the Cowboys game.

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