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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Lions are shockingly terrible at tackling

Every time

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Fox, a channel that gave us Arrested Development, but also, The War at Home which is the worst show I've ever seen on television.

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
it's 2nd and 1 kyle?

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 Ughhh Sutton loving up again

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 It's 2nd and 1, go forward idiots

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
:lol:

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sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

WoodrowSkillson posted:

My mom has been at HF Detroit for almost 40 years now

Sup HF hospital family. Spouse works there as well.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
People not remembering when Fox had shows like Worlds Wildest Police Chases, numbering them 1-9 like they were pornos.

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 Dang it all

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
well, if the niners are going to get back in this game, that's a hell of a catch to start it off

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 lol how the hell did that work

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Trick plays :lol:

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
drat

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
holy crap

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kalli posted:

If that's not your cheese, how about this Matthew Perry vehicle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Pt9Sgjos4

Sounds awesome

In its original format, the show starred Kiel Martin as Charles Russell, a deceased man, and Matthew Perry as his younger self, who is nicknamed Chazz. On July 29, 2011, Charles dies in a hovercraft accident, and his soul is promptly sent to the high spiritual palace of Saint Peter (Joseph Maher). It is there that Saint Peter determines that Charles is too good for hell but not good enough to get into heaven; therefore, Charles is sent back to Earth in the year 1987, to re-join his life during the teenage years in order to help himself, through the younger Chazz, make more moral choices.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Woooooooooooooooooow.

I can't even be mad. I'm just impressed.

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Jesus Christ how

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

seiferguy posted:

People not remembering when Fox had shows like Worlds Wildest Police Chases, numbering them 1-9 like they were pornos.

That poo poo was appointment viewing for my parents.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Holy poo poo what an amazing catch.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 that's a game saving catch

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 purdy that was the goddamn worst thing ive ever seen, how did it work

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Jesus, Juwan

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 good lord that catch

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Half of Purdy’s completions are total bullshit on a busted play

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 sticky hands cheat enabled

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MoaM posted:

What in the gently caress...

:lol:

Wikipedia doesn’t even have the usually snarky details about shows that bombed hard, it just notes that it “aired on Fox from October 11, 1987 to February 20, 1988.”

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
brock poopy

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal

Rogue Elephant posted:

purdy that was the goddamn worst thing ive ever seen, how did it work

Sheer, dumb luck

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Purdy really wants to throw a pick

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

corn on the cop posted:

brock poopy
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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Purdy has really turned into a pumpkin

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Whoever said to turn off broadcast delay on Youtube TV, thanks, this is way better.

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Hey! Two score game

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

TheKingslayer posted:

Purdy has really turned into a pumpkin

Yeah he is very shook right now

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Brock Purdy Mouth

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

wyoak posted:

Purdy really wants to throw a pick

:same:

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

TheKingslayer posted:

Purdy has really turned into a pumpkin

A slightly better Jimmy G seems like

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 and that moody fg is good

i'm shocked the lions d is actually able to make stops

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 After that surge I'll take 3

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



 MISS MISS MISS

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