Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Polite applause for the FG :golfclap:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:31

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# ? May 28, 2024 08:22

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

MJeff posted:

Whoever said to turn off broadcast delay on Youtube TV, thanks, this is way better.

YouTube TV has a built in delay?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:31

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Boooooooooooo!!!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:31

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

My stream is behind

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:31

MintFresh: Jun 24, 2020

It�s so bizarre how purdy only throws down the middle. Polar opposite of Russell Wilson who only threw to the outside

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:31

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

purdy deserved to get picked on that drive

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:32

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

2 score game.

Time for the Lions to remedy that...

...with a healthy dose of :schotty:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:32

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

MakaVillian posted:

A slightly better Jimmy G seems like

He still was better this season than Jimmy ever was. And it's not like Jimmy was good in the post season.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:32

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Brock Purdy kinda playing like rear end

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Silly Burrito posted:

Sounds awesome

In its original format, the show starred Kiel Martin as Charles Russell, a deceased man, and Matthew Perry as his younger self, who is nicknamed Chazz. On July 29, 2011, Charles dies in a hovercraft accident, and his soul is promptly sent to the high spiritual palace of Saint Peter (Joseph Maher). It is there that Saint Peter determines that Charles is too good for hell but not good enough to get into heaven; therefore, Charles is sent back to Earth in the year 1987, to re-join his life during the teenage years in order to help himself, through the younger Chazz, make more moral choices.

I could be completely wrong about this, but I have very vague memories of at least one episode needing Charles to drug a teen Matthew Perry with sleeping pills to stop him from doing something criminal.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:32

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Silly Burrito posted:

Sounds awesome

In its original format, the show starred Kiel Martin as Charles Russell, a deceased man, and Matthew Perry as his younger self, who is nicknamed Chazz. On July 29, 2011, Charles dies in a hovercraft accident, and his soul is promptly sent to the high spiritual palace of Saint Peter (Joseph Maher). It is there that Saint Peter determines that Charles is too good for hell but not good enough to get into heaven; therefore, Charles is sent back to Earth in the year 1987, to re-join his life during the teenage years in order to help himself, through the younger Chazz, make more moral choices.

It's funny how this is almost, but not quite, the plot behind Doraemon.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:32

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

STOP ADVERTISING SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:32

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

If that's not your cheese, how about this Matthew Perry vehicle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Pt9Sgjos4

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:32

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

I am tired of this superbowl commercial song already.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Amazon: Spend and Let�s gently caress

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

Dr. Kloctopussy: Apr 22, 2003; "It's time....to DIE!"

Apparently yelling WIDE RIGHT! WIDE RIGHT! in my living room does not work as well as i'd hoped

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Run

The

Ball

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Touchdown is the dagger here.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

TraderStav: May 19, 2006; It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

MJeff posted:

Whoever said to turn off broadcast delay on Youtube TV, thanks, this is way better.

You're very welcome.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Apparently yelling WIDE RIGHT! WIDE RIGHT! in my living room does not work as well as i'd hoped

Only works on the Bills

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Woah Moody made one

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Feels like it's impossible to tell if Purdy is good or bad

He seems kinda terrible, but will also do just enough on a game-winning or otherwise critical drive

Still just looks like he wants to throw INTs on like 75% of his dropbacks tho

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:33

Mental Hospitality: Jan 5, 2011

Kloaked00 posted:

As a fellow Detroit Hospital worker person, which one? HFWB here

DMC main campus, friend. It's an exciting place! Someone coded right at 7:28. No grit.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:34

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

wilderthanmild posted:

YouTube TV has a built in delay?

For sports, it apparently does! My internet is good enough to not have to worry about buffering, so basically all it did was keep me one play behind the GDT.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:34

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Apparently yelling WIDE RIGHT! WIDE RIGHT! in my living room does not work as well as i'd hoped

You're supposed to put your hands up like in the field goal is good kind of motion but then lean way to the left or right to make the field goal go bad.

Works about 17% of the time!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:34

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

i cant seem to find the broadcast delay setting on my youtube tv browser window in Chrome. Maybe it doesn't exist for desktop?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:34

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

RumbleFish posted:

Feels like it's impossible to tell if Purdy is good or bad

He seems kinda terrible, but will also do just enough on a game-winning or otherwise critical drive

Still just looks like he wants to throw INTs on like 75% of his dropbacks tho

I'm not at all trying to be a poo poo here but he's looked terrible the past couple weeks. I was surprised they got by Green Bay.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:34

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

heck of a game by the Lions so far

lots of storylines for a Lions/Chiefs matchup

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:35

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Mental Hospitality posted:

DMC main campus, friend. It's an exciting place! Someone coded right at 7:28. No grit.

DMC always seems like suuuuch a poo poo show whenever my wife would need a ride there lol

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:35

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Gotta tell the announcer that Barry Sanders wasn't playing in 1983

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:35

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

hobbesmaster posted:

The Married with children, X-files, Simpsons and uhhh poo poo there�s so many days left era was great.

Yea. The Simpsons and The X-Files in particular were fairly innovative shows that are endlessly copied even today.

FOX is deffo a weird-rear end network.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:35

Gangringo: Jul 22, 2007; In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

Watching my beloved team crumple like a Chinese SUV.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:35

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

That 1983 NFC division game featuring an actual lion on the field lmao

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:35

Dr. Kloctopussy: Apr 22, 2003; "It's time....to DIE!"

Gully Foyle posted:

Only works on the Bills

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:35

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

RumbleFish posted:

Feels like it's impossible to tell if Purdy is good or bad

He seems kinda terrible, but will also do just enough on a game-winning or otherwise critical drive

Still just looks like he wants to throw INTs on like 75% of his dropbacks tho

Literally no one knows whether Purdy is good

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:36