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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Thing I just realized—if the Lions win, the first matchup of the season will also be the final matchup of the season

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

RumbleFish posted:

Feels like it's impossible to tell if Purdy is good or bad

He seems kinda terrible, but will also do just enough on a game-winning or otherwise critical drive

Still just looks like he wants to throw INTs on like 75% of his dropbacks tho

Postseason Purdy just looks way different than regular season Purdy right now.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Literally no one knows whether Purdy is good

Schrödinger’s Purdy

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Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

euphronius posted:

Does Kyle survive if they lose ?

Of course, Purdy might be another matter...

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

euphronius posted:

Does Kyle survive if they lose ?

No he’ll be fed to the lions

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
lions still moving the ball at will.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Literally no one knows whether Purdy is good

Best player in the league ever drafted last

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

fsif posted:

Thing I just realized—if the Lions win, the first matchup of the season will also be the final matchup of the season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Literally no one knows whether Purdy is good

He's probably what Derek Carr would be with a stacked roster

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
More :schotty:

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fsif posted:

Thing I just realized—if the Lions win, the first matchup of the season will also be the final matchup of the season

Huh. How often does that happen?

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
I would love to hear the Lions fans (not here) pissing and moaning about letting Williams go and paying Montgomery right now.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Purdy feels like a guy that is probably good to pretty good but his last few seasons in decline later will justify calling him below average for most.

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Tuning in off and on and I'm pleased by the Lions.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Q_res posted:

Of course, Purdy might be another matter...

I wonder about Lamar too

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
Every now and then, Fox puts out some prestige shows or some dramas that are so campy you love em

House and The O.C. come to mind

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Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

euphronius posted:

Does Kyle survive if they lose ?

Bill Belichick’s phone rings.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

TheKingslayer posted:

Purdy feels like a guy that is probably good to pretty good but his last few seasons in decline later will justify calling him below average for most.

Oh no, he's Matt Schaub.

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
RUN
THE
BALL

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Goff just a little off today on those deep throws.

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

Q_res posted:

Of course, Purdy might be another matter...

Lol Purdy is still gonna be the starter no matter what he does today.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Christe Eleison posted:

Bill Belichick’s phone rings.

That actually sounds believeable

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kalli posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU6JBz2xs1Y

Holy poo poo, Red Foreman is in this.

And that first 15 seconds sounds just like a Sega Genesis game.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Android Apocalypse posted:

Goff just a little off today on those deep throws.

Making sure not to throw an int

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 if the lions move forward, goff has to calm the gently caress down in the pocket

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 just keep adding points

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 OH come on, how do you drop that?

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Well, niners still alice

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
dropped it...

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

seiferguy posted:

Every now and then, Fox puts out some prestige shows or some dramas that are so campy you love em

House and The O.C. come to mind

The OC had to set some sort of record for shark jumping

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 TAKE THE POINTS GOD DAMMIT

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I'm of the opinion that more points is always good but I admire Dan Campbell's spirit

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Gotta catch that

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 gently caress he dropped it

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Didn't get the 1st down but somehow I'm still happy with that playcall.


ARE YOU GOING FOR IT?!?



YESSSS

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I wish Dan Campbell was my head coach.

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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past
 Aw drat.
Could have had that

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 should have kicked imo, put it back to 3

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ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

fsif posted:

Thing I just realized—if the Lions win, the first matchup of the season will also be the final matchup of the season

That’s super cool I wonder how that game turned out

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
NOOOOOOOOOO

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