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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Well…. I’m bummed out now

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Intruder posted:

the lions are lionsing so hard right now
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 it's very funny that goff is not going to be responsible for the lions choking

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 JESUS gently caress


We cannot catch a goddamn break

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

 If that was recovered at the 1, that would have been like 74 yard punt

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Why didn't that Lion just settle under the ball?

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 Niners get every loving break

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I've never seen a team implode so spectacularly.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Oh i'm behind you guys now lol wtf

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
lol Lions what are you doing

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
 I'm getting the feeling that field goal Detroit didn't attempt won't make much of a difference at this rate.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm so, so sorry Lions.

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
This Super Bowl is going to suck.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
a special teams play that went "WOW-aww they hosed up"

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Gatts posted:

lol Lions what are you doing

Choking

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 Ironically, one small mistake on punt coverage might make all the difference.

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Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

i say swears online posted:

DROPPED LMAO WHY GOD WHY

https://youtu.be/K0voqcZOPws?si=aT0RKJz2JfsIrLNV

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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








 just an incredible pumpkin transformation

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 That was a loving punt wow

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Looks like I missed a very :smith: quarter for the Lions.

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
I feel like I'm watching someone get hit by a bus

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Incoming Purdy Pick Six

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 They even choked that punt

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kirios posted:

I've never seen a team implode so spectacularly.

Not since the AFC Championship at least.

Or Dallas in every single playoff for the last thirty years.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Lions are still more likely than not to pull this one out imo

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Lions not making the SB is the worst timeline so they better come back

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Sex_Marxist
Dec 14, 2016

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON
This sucks rear end

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
4th quarter vomeback lions… no hope. this game is all over…

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

The 7th Guest posted:

the yips are real too, and detroit has them

Yeah we're spiralling for sure. This is where Dan earns his cred if he can settle them down and focus them

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


 Come on pick 6

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress Jesus

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
i missed everything since halftime but apparently Niners, Friends?!?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kirios posted:

I've never seen a team implode so spectacularly.

the texans blew a 24-0 lead in like 6 minutes

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Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Kloaked00 posted:

JESUS gently caress


We cannot catch a goddamn break

Or a football

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Tweak posted:

just an incredible pumpkin transformation

second time somethings turned into a pumpkin thisgame. makes you think....

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The good news is that the third quarter is almost over.

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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
I'd like to say this happened because the 49ers did some classic second half Joe Montana poo poo that gets looped endlessly at the Hall of Fame. But I'm pretty sure this happened because a Lions let the perfect interception plunk off his facemask.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

General Dog posted:

Lions are still more likely than not to pull this one out imo
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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

 All the Lions offensive mistakes have been to wide open players... dropping the ball or a slight overthrow.


Definitely still in this.

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

 Just need the fourth quarter to hit...Lions basically always disappear during the third.......paging Cinderella back to the ball..............

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