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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Barry Sanders gonna put the uniform on to score a late 4th quarter TD and save the Lions from themselves

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:35
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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Oh gosh I don't know if I can handle another quarter

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:09
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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I had never heard Brock Purdy talk and I didnt expect that level of gravel

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:09
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Fate Accomplice posted:

the 2016 falcons were up 28-3 with <19 minutes left in Super Bowl 51 and lost

how about 35-3

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Android Apocalypse posted:

do coaches do quarter speeches? Dan Campbell better pull his George S. Patton impersonation.

He's going to find the nearest injured player and punch him?

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Lions shoulda gone for it on that 4th and goal. Lost they're edge

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Time to poo poo my pants

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 I always had faith... Yep. Do NOT check my post history

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Probably shouldn't let Kittle get that open.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Quiet Feet posted:

If you ever needed more proof there is not such a thing as a just god.

Only if the Chiefs win.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 So open

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
I'm not very invested in the game and I'm nervous for the lions. those poor fans

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Some Detroit hospitals gonna have to deal with a whole lot of flatlines

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

FistEnergy posted:

I'm not very invested in the game and I'm nervous for the lions. those poor fans

We are used to it

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
not looking forward to the chiefs annihilating the niners in two weeks

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Niners are CLICKING :ohdear:

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

He's going to find the nearest injured player and punch him?

some backup linebacker is about to have their face turn into a pile of goo

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
why pass if you can get 5YPC

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Vox Nihili posted:

I always had faith... Yep. Do NOT check my post history
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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Momentum is real

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Only if the Chiefs win.

Nobody wants to see the 49ers win another Superbowl either

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
KITTTTTTTTTTLE

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Intruder posted:

not looking forward to the chiefs annihilating the niners in two weeks

The Chiefs looked extremely beatable.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Kalli posted:

Some Detroit hospitals gonna have to deal with a whole lot of flatlines

Only because the Ford Field watch party is gonna get ugly

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Intruder posted:

not looking forward to the chiefs annihilating the niners in two weeks

that would be the only acceptable outcome if the lions lose

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Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Honestly I'm surprised it took this long for someone to really take advantage of how bad our defense is.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Car Hater posted:

Barry Sanders gonna put the uniform on to score a late 4th quarter TD and save the Lions from themselves

Yeah, he'll make it 49ers 52, Lions 30.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Intruder posted:

not looking forward to the chiefs annihilating the niners in two weeks

Chiefs might win but they are very very much not an annihilating team

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Android Apocalypse posted:

do coaches do quarter speeches? Dan Campbell better pull his George S. Patton impersonation.

In that case he better go full on slap-mode

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Only if the Chiefs win.

The only thing worse than a Niners SB win is a Cowboys SB win

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Sex_Marxist
Dec 14, 2016

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON
God I hate the loving niners, 2nd to the Cowboys

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Black Sunshine posted:

Nobody wants to see the 49ers win another Superbowl either

Nobody you know maybe.

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Komet
Apr 4, 2003

 WTF Lions

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Lions in *total* melt down mode.

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
 I already saw a team who hasn't been this far since 1991 melt down against a traditional power three weeks ago. Sports are absolute loving misery.

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Gangringo
Jul 22, 2007

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

Black Sunshine posted:

Nobody wants to see the 49ers win another Superbowl either

I was saying Boo-Urns

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Every time

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Apparently you need a spy for Purdy with this Dline.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Brock :vick: Purdy

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Brock purdy…grood!?!?

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