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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Kirios posted:

Still can't fuckign believe they didn't get the field goal.

Twice.

Their only mistake was not going for it at the end of the half

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Should've let him score

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Welp

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
who are you people that kept bringing up 28-3

dammit :(

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

swickles posted:

https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1751787899597775113?t=hKk96wUaEyj-dW48_uN0Bg&s=19

The Aiyuk catch was the moment we knew god was watching

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

 lions wouldve wanted to not be 2 scores down with 3 minutes to go imo

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 what a loving disaster

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 43 minutes!
At least this hopefully overshadows the eagles collapse

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Man sorry Lions fans this really blows.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Seeing CMC land on his head gave me a coronary.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 lol yess

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Steve Wilkes suddenly not on cam every five seconds

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Legendary chokejob right here folks

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 You deserve to lose this Lions.

Dumbasses.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:fork: :(

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 :fork:

sorry lions posting friends

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

hughesta posted:

Lions are beyond cooked. Feel awful for their fans

Again, this season is a spectacular success for the Lions no matter what happens today.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

mcmagic posted:

Lions should've won this game. Just brutal.

Did you watch the second half?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I can't in good conscience want either KC or SF to win a super bowl

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
I might just skip the super bowl this year :(

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
At least I don't have to watch the Superbowl anymore

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The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


 The 49ers did not win this game

Dan Campbell and the lions lost it

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Absolute loser poo poo by the Lions this half.

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
 Remember, hope is a lie, hope does this to you

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Now the 49'ers are the ones up by 2 scores.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 There are forces in the universe more pwoerful than you Lions. Sorry for any hopes you had.

Signed,

A Falcons watcher

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Dejan Bimble posted:

Which is a good reason to not give up hope. That's just some random rear end poo poo. It's not like they ran the ball up the field for 2 tds. They just lucked into them. Detroit is still playing better football. Time to JUst Win BABY

surf rock posted:

Yeah, the 49ers have gotten a couple of big breaks, but I think this is still Detroit's game to lose. They've been outplaying San Fran all night outside of two plays. SF shouldn't have won last week, and they're not going to win this week.
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Komet
Apr 4, 2003

 I don't really even want to watch the super bowl

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Thanks for the season Lions, but that's ballgame

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The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
gently caress Dan Campbell for making me root for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


 I'm sad for Detroit

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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Kirios posted:

Still can't fuckign believe they didn't get the field goal.

Twice.

9ers would still be up

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Trust in The Run and be rewarded

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

The Taxman posted:

The 49ers did not win this game

Dan Campbell and the lions lost it
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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish

swickles posted:

https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1751787899597775113?t=hKk96wUaEyj-dW48_uN0Bg&s=19

Must not watch a lot of cowboys games

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Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year
I can’t believe it. It’s Joever

How did the Lions let this game slip past them

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
The Lions would still need a TD even if they had taken both FGs.


At some point you have to get a stop and catch the loving ball.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

euphronius posted:

Mahomes is going to demolish the niners

Yeah there’s no way KC’s defense will allow SF’s offense to do this in two weeks

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 gently caress the Chiefs

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
 I'm checking out until next season, or if Dennis Allen somehow gets his rear end fired. Whichever comes first.

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