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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
:smith:

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 not even gonna bother watching the superbowl this year. god damnit lions

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

whos that broooown posted:

9ers would still be up

Duh but it wouldn't be a two loving score game.

It's over now.

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Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


 so if they took the points the niners would still be up by one.

Not saying that isn't better than being down by 10, but Lions needed points and gambled when they should have. MCDC gonna grit. Can't abandon the grit.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 :rip:

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 This loving hellworld is gonna make me root for the drat Chiefs

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
what a gutpunch for lions fans

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

The Little Kielbasa posted:

gently caress Dan Campbell for making me root for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

For real

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

whos that broooown posted:

9ers would still be up

Only one score though

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I feel like 1 fg makes this a one-possession game someone check my math

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

 27 unanswered goddamm

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 If the Lions had come out, been down all game but kept it within ~5 points, I think I could've accepted a Lions loss. But this loving sucks.

You were up by three scores. Jesus Christ.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

This loving hellworld is gonna make me root for the drat Chiefs

Yup

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
It's not over yet, but it's not great that vulnerability to scrambling 49ers quarterbacks is apparently an NFC North-wide affliction rather than something Packers-specific

Purdy has just been killing the Lions with his legs this half, jesus

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008

A.o.D. posted:

I'm checking out until next season, or if Dennis Allen somehow gets his rear end fired. Whichever comes first.

yeah i do not want to spend three hours watching a game where either the 49ers or chiefs win

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 Wooo Niners!

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Nervous posted:

I might just skip the super bowl this year :(

I 100% am.

Don't want either team to win. It would just be torture.

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Laplacean Demon
Jan 20, 2004

 i hate everything

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Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

hughesta posted:

Lions are beyond cooked. Feel awful for their fans

We had no business getting this deep with this bad of a defense. I'm pissed right now, but I'll get over it.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Imagine if Reynolds doesn't drop that one

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



 49'ers escape with their kneecaps intact

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Oh my god we are so close

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

PostNouveau posted:

I feel like 1 fg makes this a one-possession game someone check my math

the lions have scored zero points in the second half so

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Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




 Hahaha, what a clown show

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Time for Goff and Johnson to show what they are made of.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Yeah I don't think I give a poo poo about the Super Bowl.

Thankfully it's a big Carnival day here at least.

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MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


 This is unfortunate.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

I feel like 1 fg makes this a one-possession game someone check my math

Two field goals they'd be driving for the win right now!

It's beyond dumb. Incredibly stupid.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 This is gonna be an insufferable 2 weeks

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

This loving hellworld is gonna make me root for the drat Chiefs
how can you possibly want them to win

but ofc how can you possibly root for the 49ers either

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Roseo
Jun 1, 2000
Forum Veteran

Gully Foyle posted:

Again, this season is a spectacular success for the Lions no matter what happens today.

Sometimes you make fun of a team pissing away a conference championship, sometimes you get to watch your team pissing away a conference championship. Spectacular success!

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Laplacean Demon
Jan 20, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

Imagine if Reynolds doesn't drop that one

which one?

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
So I guess only one team is allowed to actually play in the second half.

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
If the Lions receivers held onto a few of those passes

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





 bunch of babies ITT im still gonna see in the superbowl GDT lol

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
What a brutal loss. Just agony.

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Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

 This was a Falcons Super Bowl level choke. Just ugh.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Well at least I can do some projects around the house instead of watching the trash rear end Superbowl

Hopefully Mark Davis opens a trap door and sends the stadium into the bowels of the earth where the Chiefs and 49ers belong

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

MoaM posted:

Time for GoffGibbs and JohnsonMontgomery to show what they are made of.
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